09-16-2005, 12:38 AM #1
female members, will this work for me
if i come up to you in a bar and say...
you look like the skinny version of this whore i used to sleep with,
or if your skinny, i say
you look just like this fat chick i used to bang, only skinny..
how far will that get me
i know you girls like words of encouragement.
09-16-2005, 12:48 AM #2
I would say that will definitely work.
09-16-2005, 12:49 AM #3
09-16-2005, 12:49 AM #4
i dont see how that would work lol..
09-16-2005, 12:53 AM #5Originally Posted by collar
well someone is going to get offended by that i bet
09-16-2005, 01:00 AM #6
i honestly dont see how they would work lol
its like offending them lol
09-16-2005, 01:02 AM #7
this is called satire collar...
09-16-2005, 01:05 AM #8
09-16-2005, 01:06 AM #9
This might work better:
"O shit...you're so fvcking ugly...no one will EVER want to take you home...you might as well come home with me let me bone you out of pity"
09-16-2005, 01:06 AM #10Originally Posted by Narkissos
09-16-2005, 01:16 AM #11
It works...getting slapped is just foreplay
09-16-2005, 01:17 AM #12Originally Posted by Narkissos
09-16-2005, 01:22 AM #13
slapping is realy a way for the to touch you... its all over after the initial touch
09-16-2005, 01:24 AM #14
lol... slapping is like her leading you to the bed and saying "strip"
09-16-2005, 01:42 AM #15Originally Posted by Narkissos
09-16-2005, 01:48 AM #16
oh i see
might have to try that then
09-16-2005, 01:50 AM #17
tell her, that if she became a man, youd find her equallly attractive
09-16-2005, 01:58 AM #18
Yea that one works for real.
Almost as good as...
Didn't i see your pic on a shemale website?
Dude you're hot!
09-16-2005, 04:50 AM #19
Keep working on it
09-16-2005, 05:51 AM #20Originally Posted by Narkissos
How has that worked for you, in the past?
I have serious reserves about your methods.
I personally didn't think much of the picture that you sent me of your new "bed fellow".....................
09-16-2005, 06:21 AM #21Originally Posted by Bigen12
holy shit that looks just like..........Anna Bollick's avvy. LMFAO
09-16-2005, 06:23 AM #22Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
Now we know her connection, her and Narc are an item.....
09-16-2005, 07:24 AM #23
09-16-2005, 07:56 AM #24
thats way too romantic...
broads like it when you just cut to the chase bro.... just be out with it....be totally straight up with em.
and since using this cut to the chase technique....I've been very SUCcessful
I cut "suc my fukin balls right gatdamn now bitch"
down to "suc balls gatdamn bitch"
it really has changed my life.
09-16-2005, 07:59 AM #25Senior Member
Originally Posted by Dally
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09-16-2005, 12:50 PM #26
What a stupid fu*king thread!
09-16-2005, 02:07 PM #27
Smooth ass a babies ass!!!
09-16-2005, 02:08 PM #28Originally Posted by tboney
09-16-2005, 02:14 PM #29Originally Posted by tboney
09-16-2005, 02:16 PM #30Originally Posted by Dally
09-16-2005, 05:04 PM #31Originally Posted by Decadbal
09-16-2005, 11:13 PM #32Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
The PRETTY one.
09-18-2005, 04:31 AM #33Originally Posted by Dally
09-18-2005, 06:57 AM #34
I usually go with "Hi! Wanna fück?"
To which they usually reply: "Well, I wasn't going to... but you talked me into it... you smooth bastard!"
09-18-2005, 07:56 AM #35Junior Member
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Nice joke buddy, I don't think it would work.
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