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  1. 09-16-2005, 12:38 AM #1
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    female members, will this work for me

    if i come up to you in a bar and say...


    you look like the skinny version of this whore i used to sleep with,

    or if your skinny, i say

    you look just like this fat chick i used to bang, only skinny..

    how far will that get me

    i know you girls like words of encouragement.
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  2. 09-16-2005, 12:48 AM #2
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    I would say that will definitely work.
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  3. 09-16-2005, 12:49 AM #3
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    your such a pimp deca !!!!!

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  4. 09-16-2005, 12:49 AM #4
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    i dont see how that would work lol..
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  5. 09-16-2005, 12:53 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    i dont see how that would work lol..
    oh it has worked before. what works better..those jeans make you look like a fatass..wanna have sex?

    well someone is going to get offended by that i bet
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  6. 09-16-2005, 01:00 AM #6
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    i honestly dont see how they would work lol
    its like offending them lol
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  7. 09-16-2005, 01:02 AM #7
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    this is called satire collar...



    satire
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  8. 09-16-2005, 01:05 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    i honestly dont see how they would work lol
    its like offending them lol
    collar me and deca
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  9. 09-16-2005, 01:06 AM #9
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    This might work better:

    "O shit...you're so fvcking ugly...no one will EVER want to take you home...you might as well come home with me let me bone you out of pity"
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  10. 09-16-2005, 01:06 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    This might work better:

    "O shit...you're so fvcking ugly...no one will EVER want to take you home...you might as well come home with me let me bone you out of pity"

    roflmfao..
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  11. 09-16-2005, 01:16 AM #11
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    It works...getting slapped is just foreplay
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  12. 09-16-2005, 01:17 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    This might work better:

    "O shit...you're so fvcking ugly...no one will EVER want to take you home...you might as well come home with me let me bone you out of pity"
    hahaha..of course it will. Getting slapped is a given. Its just all part of the plan
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    slapping is realy a way for the to touch you... its all over after the initial touch
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    lol... slapping is like her leading you to the bed and saying "strip"
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  15. 09-16-2005, 01:42 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    lol... slapping is like her leading you to the bed and saying "strip"
    exactly
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  16. 09-16-2005, 01:48 AM #16
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    oh i see
    might have to try that then

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  17. 09-16-2005, 01:50 AM #17
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    tell her, that if she became a man, youd find her equallly attractive
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  18. 09-16-2005, 01:58 AM #18
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    Yea that one works for real.

    Almost as good as...

    Didn't i see your pic on a shemale website?

    Dude you're hot!
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    Keep working on it
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  20. 09-16-2005, 05:51 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Yea that one works for real.

    Almost as good as...

    Didn't i see your pic on a shemale website?

    Dude you're hot!

    How has that worked for you, in the past?

    I have serious reserves about your methods.

    I personally didn't think much of the picture that you sent me of your new "bed fellow".....................

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  21. 09-16-2005, 06:21 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    How has that worked for you, in the past?

    I have serious reserves about your methods.

    I personally didn't think much of the picture that you sent me of your new "bed fellow".....................


    holy shit that looks just like..........Anna Bollick's avvy. LMFAO
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  22. 09-16-2005, 06:23 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    holy shit that looks just like..........Anna Bollick's avvy. LMFAO

    You're right!


    Now we know her connection, her and Narc are an item.....
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  23. 09-16-2005, 07:24 AM #23
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    swoon! you have a way with words deca lol
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  24. 09-16-2005, 07:56 AM #24
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    thats way too romantic...


    broads like it when you just cut to the chase bro.... just be out with it....be totally straight up with em.


    and since using this cut to the chase technique....I've been very SUCcessful

    I cut "suc my fukin balls right gatdamn now bitch"

    down to "suc balls gatdamn bitch"

    it really has changed my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    thats way too romantic...


    broads like it when you just cut to the chase bro.... just be out with it....be totally straight up with em.


    and since using this cut to the chase technique....I've been very SUCcessful

    I cut "suc my fukin balls right gatdamn now bitch"

    down to "suc balls gatdamn bitch"

    it really has changed my life.
    Dally you so Qwazy!!!
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  26. 09-16-2005, 12:50 PM #26
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    What a stupid fu*king thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tboney
    I love giving head!!!!!!!!
    Keep that to your self clown!!!!!!!
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  29. 09-16-2005, 02:14 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by tboney
    What a stupid fu*king thread!
    yea and you just classed it up a big...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    thats way too romantic...


    broads like it when you just cut to the chase bro.... just be out with it....be totally straight up with em.


    and since using this cut to the chase technique....I've been very SUCcessful

    I cut "suc my fukin balls right gatdamn now bitch"

    down to "suc balls gatdamn bitch"

    it really has changed my life.
    Gd technique bro, i prefer to dangle em out then just say suck my balls!!
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  31. 09-16-2005, 05:04 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    yea and you just classed it up a big...



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    ROFLMFAO....
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  32. 09-16-2005, 11:13 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    holy shit that looks just like..........Anna Bollick's avvy. LMFAO
    Are you out of your mind? Not in her wildest DREAMS does that Thaing look like me! She is UGLY!

    Indignantly yours,
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  33. 09-18-2005, 04:31 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    thats way too romantic...


    broads like it when you just cut to the chase bro.... just be out with it....be totally straight up with em.


    and since using this cut to the chase technique....I've been very SUCcessful

    I cut "suc my fukin balls right gatdamn now bitch"

    down to "suc balls gatdamn bitch"

    it really has changed my life.


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  34. 09-18-2005, 06:57 AM #34
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    I usually go with "Hi! Wanna fück?"

    To which they usually reply: "Well, I wasn't going to... but you talked me into it... you smooth bastard!"



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    Nice joke buddy, I don't think it would work.
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