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    My fiance's fat trailer park step sister!!!!

    So my girl has this thing that she's related to, not by blood thank ****ing God. It's her step sister. This chick is 4'11" and every bit of 350 lbs, a real rolie polie.She just got married last spring to this dumbass who looks like private Pile from full metal jacket, actually stupider than private Pile. These people just piss me off. First off, she doesnt work, got layed off from Red Cross and sits on her fat ass in the trailer eating all day non stop. And this guy she's w/ works like 20 hrs a week at Dominoes Pizza, they have no money at all. They are so poor they had to get rid of a little 3lb dog because they cant afford to feed it. It's not unfortunate either, these people just have no motivation to do anything in life. So, how do they afford to eat you may ask? Easy, they take advantage of food banks at local church's. They get all the bread, pb, jelly, cookies, chips that they want and dont have to pay a ****ing dime!!! This really burns my ass, because I think a food bank should be for those in need, not those that just like to eat and are too lazy to work. So if thats not bad enough, now she's knocked up!!! They need to give that babay up for adoption to somebody who can take care of it, they cant even feed a 3lb dog!!! And me and my girls wedding is next spring, and my fiance was a brides maid at her wedding, and she feels all guilty about not having her as a brides maid at ours. I told my girl absolutely not!!! Her fat ass will take up all the attention in the wedding photos, and she needs to have a dress specially made, because she's so short and so big, so it will **** up everybody elses dress. We would have to do everything special just because of lard ass. I think I got my girl talked out of it, I am not gonna make one of my freinds walk down the aisle with big booty Judy, thats just cruel man. **** a fat bitch!!!!

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    Oh no not again! Check out the story I posted in yesterdays thread! They keep coming!

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    I ****ing hate fat people, with a ****ing passion man!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    I ****ing hate fat people, with a ****ing passion man!!!!
    you're fuking hilarious dude!!!!

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    if she HAS to go ...

    make her some cookies with some dnp in em.... and give em to her every other day or so.

    just make sure you don't get raped by given her treats...she may think ya like er!!


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    Looks like we have another member of the AR Obesity Task Force


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    AR Obesity Task Force, fat losses new Richard Simmons!
    Last edited by Giantz11; 02-12-2006 at 05:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Looks like we have another member of the AR Obesity Task Force


    Slogan #4:

    AR Obesity Task Force, fat losses new Richard Simmons!

    The only people that like fat chics

    1. other fat losers

    2. gay guys that act like chics


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    Laid off from the Redcross? You would think they need all the ppl they can get right now lol I bet she was just too lazy to go to work or probably they let her go cuz she was worthless!

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    Big Booty Judy...LMAO

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    LoL thats some funny shit man... I like the idea above... lure her away from the wedding with cookies

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    The g/f useally has an annoying best friend or relative...
    man, you just made me feel better.
    That chick sounds discusting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    if she HAS to go ...

    make her some cookies with some dnp in em.... and give em to her every other day or so.

    just make sure you don't get raped by given her treats...she may think ya like er!!


    NO NO NO...not to lure her away...

    so that if she does HAVE TO GO...then by the wedding comes around she'll either be skinny .... or DEAD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    NO NO NO...not to lure her away...

    so that if she does HAVE TO GO...then by the wedding comes around she'll either be skinny .... or DEAD!
    hahahahaahhahahahhahahah, thats awesome, DNP in the cookies,yeah

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    just slyly walk up to her inject her in the butt with some powerful rhino sedatives and make her sleep all the time so she cant eat. Or u cud take a kfc mega bucket into her house and run around with it, ull be amazin how far and fast fat people can run when foods involved

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    The only people that like fat chics

    1. other fat losers

    2. gay guys that act like chics


    no shit

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    ahahahahaha

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    No way I would let her be in the wedding. Your going to have to pay extra for the size of the photos!

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