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So my friend's doin a cycle right now and he's complaining because all he wants to do is fcuk and he doesn't have a g/f. I told him he could borrow my ex (she's a slut now) or find a hot Brazilian stripper who needs her green card. Just thought I'd share. Any tips for him?
Dude when I was on Test E, I nearly broke down and had to straight up just call and escort it got so bad.
i have a feeling this guy is going to be making a lot of trips to the bathroom. :aajack:
if i were him i'd just find a couple fatties that would give it up at all hours of the day then when cycles over lose all contact. problem solved. :lol:
Just look at some midget porn or whatever you may desire and spank the ole munkey six times a day!
why didn't i think of that one? :scratch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giantz11
if he is THAT horny, he should be hitting up girlies nonstop until he gets what he wants...when im on i usually get laid at least once a day, but still have to whack it a few times each day to keep me sane
sounds like he was asking you for some "help" ;)
when on cycle and i feel like that i'm trying to talk to every girl i can. usually only about a 6% sucess rate or so, but if you try hard enough and talk to 100 girls in one day that's 6 new numbers to call. some of those specimans in the 6% are not datable material but when your horney and have nothing better to do those numbers come in handy. just make sure not to tell them where you live or home phone #. made that mistake before. still get random calls.
LMAO :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by cb25
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Originally Posted by punchrf
All you need is a Yellow Pages!!!!!!!!!!! :aaGreen22
Ha ha give im "Trunks8023" numberQuote:
Originally Posted by cb25
haha...I'll let him know. You guys kick ass.
i'll remember than one for next cycle. now that i think about that my buddy works for an escort service. :evil2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giantz11
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Originally Posted by cb25
ROFL...
LOL...He was asking me for some help, but it wasnt a proposition, he was distressed and didn't know what to do lol
It takes a special girl to hang with you through a cycle. I actually got one gf to get off her azz and get a job so she could avoid me for at least part of the day.
lol why would you want her to avoid you?Quote:
Originally Posted by gymnutt
I think she wanted to avoid him.
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Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
yeahh that, if middle age and old men found what enanthate does for your libido Viagra would be bankrupted overnight.
Yeah, a healthy sex life is a good thing, when you physically have strong urges to make it happen 10-12 times a day it can make your gf run for the hills in fear.
Does he have money?
Love
Anna
Yes, and maybe if you were 20 and were an actual woman you and he could have something.
:lol:
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Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
Dude is that you in your avatar? :aaSport19
Tell him to invest in some LETRO......
thats not nice!!Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck89gt5.0
apologize to the lady!! :scratch:
Thank you, Booz. "Dude" is not how I am customarily addressed.
Love
Anna
I'm on a gram of test right now to keep me sane I need a girl 2x a day and usually still beat it atleast 2-3x aday. Its nutz but its do able. :lol:
Don't insult anna bro shell beat ur ass!Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck89gt5.0
i think your friends gay, and tryin to work his penis into your anus...
just relax and let it happen
I've some advice for you...
Don't bend over in front of your friend...
That or listen to Deca, he's had first anus experience.....
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Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
LMAO...... :lol: :lol:
But I bet you got your moneys worth out of her... :wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giantz11