you were trapped in west virginia and being chased by 3 backwards ass hicks, who are tryin to kill you, all the while your tryin to get into eliza dushkus pants, bc your about to die a horrid death, and shes fine, and its the only chance you poor white ass will ever have at bangin her gorgious vagina till you pop prematurly and spend the rest of your short life making excuses for your lack of longevity during sexual gratifycation?