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    Favorite part of Jaws... follow up to conan.ehhe

    Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

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    we're gonna need a bigger boat

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    Tie her to the cleats. and ( she can't take 3 barrels down!)

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    Any part that someone gets eaten. Go shark!

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    good ol Quint.


    good death.....painful death...scary as friggen hell death....actually the worst death I could ever imagine.


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    My fav part of Jaws is Jaws 2 when they shot some scenes on the beach and you can see a big 4 yo boy wearing speedos running to his fat momma!

    ITS ME!!!!!

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    thats an awesome quote..


    Jaws scared the shit out of me the first time I saw it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    My fav part of Jaws is Jaws 2 when they shot some scenes on the beach and you can see a big 4 yo boy wearing speedos running to his fat momma!

    ITS ME!!!!!
    Na Uh








    Show me the way to go home Bum Bum Bum

    Im tired and I wanna go to bed.

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    .....I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head.....

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