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    Heavy's Got A Dilema!!!! Help Needed!

    Yup.. my amazingly chizzled body and great facial features has gotten (or is getting me) into trouble yet once again!

    I met a client today, guessing around 40's, and sexy as a MOFO!! Married with kids almost my age and YES, i think she wants me!! I mean our 15 min appt turned into a 2 hour hang-out. Man I want her bad...

    BUT-- 1) she is married, 2) she has kids my age, 3) husband is mafia, 4) she is a client, and 5) what if she is psycho.... although doesnt seem like it at all!!

    NOW-- 1,2,3 dont mean sh1t to me... its 4 and a lil bit of 5 that make me think!!

    OPINIONS WANTED.... LOLOL

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    Hit That Shit

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    You already know what I'm gonna say about this...so

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    BANG HER....

    get pics...

    so, you can blackmail or at least have evidence if she tries to fuk wit chu.


    then, give her my number....I'll take Heavy seconds any day.

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    So you would cheat on your g/f who you JUST worked things out w/ and her cheat on her HUSBAND and she has KIDS your age?? Umm...WTF?

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    Train her.

    Bang her.

    Recieve payment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    So you would cheat on your g/f who you JUST worked things out w/ and her cheat on her HUSBAND and she has KIDS your age?? Umm...WTF?
    since they would both be cheating it's a double negative and cancels each other out. hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    3) husband is mafia,
    DONT hit that. You dont want some greasy italian to cut your dick off. there are plenty of milks that AINT maffia wifes!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    So you would cheat on your g/f who you JUST worked things out w/ and her cheat on her HUSBAND and she has KIDS your age?? Umm...WTF?

    YAH HEAVY!!!

    WTF?

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    greasy italian...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    DONT hit that. You dont want some greasy italian to cut your dick off. there are plenty of milks that AINT maffia wifes!!
    johan, your signature chipmunk or whatever it is kills me everytime i see it. lmao.

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    How hot is she? If shes that hot it probly runs in the family. If she has a daughter thats hot have her hook you up with her. If that doesnt work, then hit it. If she doesnt have a daughter hit too, id make sure that no one finds out, because if it does being that her husband is in the mafia, youll probly never post here again. Good Luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    You already know what I'm gonna say about this...so
    i know... its all in good fun babe!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    johan, your signature chipmunk or whatever it is kills me everytime i see it. lmao.
    thats what heavys gonna look like when the maffia has looped alot of rubber bands around his nutsack to kill blodflow and make the jewels die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    So you would cheat on your g/f who you JUST worked things out w/ and her cheat on her HUSBAND and she has KIDS your age?? Umm...WTF?
    ohhh go hang out with your BF and leave us GUYS alone!!!
    Last edited by HeavyHitter; 09-20-2005 at 03:40 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    DONT hit that. You dont want some greasy italian to cut your dick off. there are plenty of milks that AINT maffia wifes!!
    hahaha... i hear that... but i got that part covered anyway!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    OK, you wanna start with me that way?! That is BELOW the belt sir!!!!!!!!!!
    you started it, ma'am

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    Dude hit that, the Mafia thing is in your favor! She'll never tell him cause she'll be afriad she'll get whacked too! Perfect set up bro!

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    U no wot 2 do!
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    Last edited by MASTER; 09-20-2005 at 04:32 PM.

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    I would leave her alone bro. I am very sure with your pretty face and good looks that you will have plenty more hotties coming your way.... ones that arent married and have kids your age!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    you started it, ma'am
    I started it, and you can finish it......hahahaa

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    Do you understand where I'm COM-ing from??

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    Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

    If she's down, then wtf??

    ~SC~

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    NOW I DO!!!!!!!!! hahahaha and its already a definate!!

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    Rock her like a hurricane

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    if she's loaded you might get you a suga mama! $$

    and if her husbands in the mob be sure to give her a nice load of throat yogurt, "How'd I taste you sorry Piece of shitt?!" I hate the mafia.. they're parasites

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    C'mon guys... whats my name!!!???

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    C'mon guys... whats my name!!!???
    Don't make me scream it!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    C'mon guys... whats my name!!!???
    Mr MILF

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    ohhh go hang out with your BF and leave us GUYS alone!!!

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    C'mon guys... whats my name!!!???
    Duh Heavy Hitter

    Geeesh you forgot your own name

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    Lick it

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    Quit it

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    Leave it alone, nothing but headaches. The shit always comes out and you will lose a customer. I've lost count of the married chics i've banged at the store.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    Leave it alone, nothing but headaches. The shit always comes out and you will lose a customer. I've lost count of the married chics i've banged at the store.
    You still working at Goodwill????

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    stay away from her
    she is married...
    be respectfull man and the stronger person to stay away...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    You still working at Goodwill????
    the tanning salon, omg you should see what comes into the salon. all hot, tan and wearing body piercings.

    p.s. thanks againg for the avatar

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    When your name's HeavyHitter. Who cares about "The Mafia". Get a hotel and tag her like a grizzly bear in the Alaskan Wilderness my friend.

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