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    Favorite move scenes EVER

    Funny scenes:

    conan 2.
    When Arnie is in that mirror room and that uggly monster shows his face and sticks his tounge out. I was laughing for hours to that scene. That entire fight is so cool.

    Commando
    When arnie is fighting in the end fight. Pushes that other bloke into some kind of electric thing and he screams and then just comes back running and hits arnold.

    Action jackson
    When the evil dude is beating action bad and bumps action jacksons head through a windsheild and action turns around, points at him and says "now you have pissed me off" and proceeds to beat him up proper.

    Cannibal ferox 2
    when 2 dudes are fighting in a river and falls down and later gets flushed down a waterfall. Its SO HORRIBLY PORLY done that I was crying out of laughter. Uggliest scene in movie history.

    Monster in the closet
    When the professor plays his instrument to the monster and the monster eats/kills him.

    Scary movie 2.
    When the preachers runs away with that uggly snickering from the cab without paying in the begining. Something about that scene cracks me up.

    Just damn good scenes:

    Predator
    When arnie is down in that hole/pit and screaming to trick the predator into his trap.

    Lord of the rings
    The balrog scene

    The two towers.
    When saruman steps out onto the tower balcony and speaks to the uruk hai army.

    The dirty dozen
    The end when they capture all the germans(men, women and children) in the castle basement, pour gasoline down and throw down grenades. That scene was so shockingly brutal.

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    not even gonna get into lock stock and 2 smoking barrels and snatch they are to filled with memorable scenes that its impossible to pic.

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    this isn't my favorite but I just saw the movie and thought it was cool... in "Transporter 1".. the scene where he rings the door bell and the dude looks thru the peephole just in time to see a flying drop kick coming his way!

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    great call on the dirty dozen part....i laughed the whole time during that scene. as for the Snatch comment - so agreed there. great flick- havent seen locked stocked yet...def need to. Pulp Fiction needs to be commented on as well - not THAT movies has so many damn good parts/scenes.

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    yeah pulp fiction no doubt. When travolta shots marvin in the head

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    favorite movie scenes????let me see?????
    anythin with deepthroat in it i would say hmmmmmmm most definately!!

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    apart from that the scene in highlander where he says im connor mcloud from the clan mcloud!!

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    Tommy lee and pam....id say the whole movie

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    Snatch
    Vincent - Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
    Tyrone - It's too tight.
    Vincent - Too tight? You could land a jumbo ****ing jet in that.

    Tyrone - I didn't see it.
    Vincent - It's a two ****ing ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of ****ing peanuts now is it?
    Tyrone - It was at a funny angle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by booz
    apart from that the scene in highlander where he says im connor mcloud from the clan mcloud!!

    always remember that scene coz i always said after that if i ever have a son im gonna call him that and i did!

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    Congrats Johan... another AMAZING thread... sucks i have to leave!! im bumping this tomorrow!!!

    couple of quickies...

    Punisher: fight scene with Russian
    Zoolander: mad quotes... but walk-off battle was hilarious
    The Wanderers: end when all gangs unite to fight Duckie boys

    to be continued....

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    Ha ha in pulp fiction when vince shoots marvin in the face

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    Congrats Johan... another AMAZING thread... sucks i have to leave!! im bumping this tomorrow!!!

    couple of quickies...

    Punisher: fight scene with Russian
    Zoolander: mad quotes... but walk-off battle was hilarious
    The Wanderers: end when all gangs unite to fight Duckie boys

    to be continued....

    the warriors when the little twat's in the car with the bottles on his fingers clangin em together sayin "warriors come out to playyyyiaaayyyy"!!

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    this scene I will NEVER forgett but I cant remember the movie

    The movie is about a hooker(I think played by jane fonda or another previously famous female actor). A crasy preacher is stalking her all through the movie.

    In the end scene the preacher has found her. He has like a sharpened I think it was silver dildo that he is gonna kill her with. He likes approaches her and it looks like she is a goner, But all of a sudden without any reason he sits down and starts playing on a piano and singing. Its so totaly damn ****ed upp that I cant explain it and the utter surprise of him doing that made me laugh for hours.
    I was like 10 when I saw that movie and I still chuckle thinking about it.

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    - the scene in gladiator where he meets joaquin phoenix again after becoming a slave/gladiator -- the whole "my name is maximus desmus meridius..." speech. always gives me chills.

    - the scene in Above the Rim where Kyle and Shep play 1 on 1.

    - the scene in Desperado where Steve Buscemi goes into the bar and retells the story of the mariachi, looking for Bucho and shooting up the bar.

    - and while it's a relatively new one...the whole scene in Wedding Crashers with Vince Vaughn in his bed, tied down by the psycho girl, then molested by the gay brother Todd, who painted him a picture. lmao.

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    CASINO

    One of my favorite movies of all time. Here are a few I like. Not necessarily quotes.

    While I was tryin' to figure out why
    the guy was sayin' what he was sayin',
    Nicky just hit him. No matter how
    big a guy might be, Nicky would take
    him on. You beat Nicky with fists,
    he comes back with a bat. You beat
    him with a knife, he comes back with
    a gun. And you beat him with a gun,
    you better kill him, because he'll
    keep comin' back and back until one
    of you is dead.

    Quote 2
    The MALE DEALER takes her place behind the table.

    NICKY
    Look at this ****in' beaut they put
    in now. Sherbert send you in here to
    rob me now? Been ****in' knockin'
    everybody's dick in all night? Huh?
    You been beatin' all the customers
    tonight, mother****er?

    We see the PIT BOSS lock up the chip tray from the table the
    dealer has just left. NICKY has a diminished stack of chips
    and an upturned ten and a two.

    NICKY
    Huh, jag-off? Hit me.

    The card is a king or a 'paint', a picture card, meaning
    that NICKY has lost.

    Everyone freezes in fear. NICKY takes the paint and flicks
    it at the DEALER's chest where it sticks to his shirt.)

    NICKY
    Take this stiff and pound it up your
    ****in' ass! Hit me again.

    The DEALER looks to the PIT BOSS who nods 'okay'. He turns
    over a card. It's another paint, a queen. NICKY flicks the
    card to the DEALER's face.

    NICKY
    Take this one and stick it up your
    sister's ass! Hit me again.

    NICKY
    That's it, keep lookin' at him, you
    ****in' dummy. If you had any ****in'
    heart at all, you'd be out ****in'
    stealin' for a livin'.
    (Tossing the card at
    the DEALER.)
    Hit me again.

    The DEALER looks at the PIT BOSS.

    NICKY
    What are you starin' at, you bald-
    headed Jew prick?!




    ...Tangiers, the big corporations
    took it all over. Today it looks
    like... ...Disneyland And while the kids play cardboard
    pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the
    house payments and Junior's college
    money...
    In the old days, dealers knew your
    name, what you drank, what you played.
    Today, it's like checkin' into an
    airport. And if you order room
    service, you're lucky if you get it
    by Thursday.

    "NICKY
    Get this through your head, you Jew
    mother****er, you. You only exist
    out here because of me! That's the
    only reason! Without me, you,
    personally, every ****in' wiseguy
    skell [Skell: the lowest form of
    wiseguy - a drunken bum] around'll
    take a piece of your ****in' Jew
    ass! Then where you gonna go?! You're
    ****in' warned! Don't ever go over
    my ****in' head again! You
    mother****er, you!"

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    Matrix Revolutions.

    The showdown between Neo and Mr Smith.

    Sorry, couldn't resist!

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    Boondock Saints: Falling through the roof getting caught upside down on the rope and killing everyone in the room.

    Boondock Saints Quote: Doc: "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the f*ck outta here?"

    OR

    Another Boondock Saints quote:

    Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
    Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.
    Doc: What?
    Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
    Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen

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    pulp fiction
    when the man explaining to the kid that his been carying the watch up his ass
    and been passed down from generation to generation
    and all had it hidden in the buthole lmao..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
    Matrix Revolutions.

    The showdown between Neo and Mr Smith.

    Sorry, couldn't resist!
    damn good i agree

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    boondock saints - good call there----great movie

    NICKY
    What are you starin' at, you bald-
    headed Jew prick?!

    reading this part made me laugh also

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    Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
    Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.
    Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

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    Reporter: The question is Cobretti, did you use unnecessary deadly force?
    Marion Cobretti: I used everything I had.

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    Who you were in Fight Club was not who you were in the rest of the world. A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

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    Bunch of slack-jawed faggots, around here! This stuff'll make you a Goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurs! Just like me

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    heres the watch part...

    This watch was on you daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they'd confiscate it--take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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    this one is so true

    Anton probably didn't expect Marsellus to react the way he did, but he had to expect a reaction.
    Jules Winnfield: It was a foot massage. A foot massage is nothing. I give my mother a foot massage.
    Vincent Vega: It's laying your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus' new wife. Is it as bad as eating her pussy out? No, but it's the same fu**ing ballpark.
    Jules Winnfield: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating the bitch out and giving the bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fu**ing thing.
    Vincent Vega: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
    Jules Winnfield: Ain't no fu**ing ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know, touchin' his wife's feet and sticking your tongue and the holiest of holies ain't "the same fu**ing ballpark." It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fu**ing sport. Look, foot massages don't mean sh**.
    Vincent Vega: Have you ever given a foot massage?
    Jules Winnfield: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fu**ing master.
    Vincent Vega: You've given a lot of them?
    Jules Winnfield: Sh** yeah. Got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothing.
    Vincent Vega: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
    Jules Winnfield: Fu** you.

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    so many good ones here....



    "Joker": I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
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    Sgt. Hartman: [I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
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    "Joker": The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corp wants to build indestructible men--men without fear.
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    Sgt. Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war.
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    Sgt. Hartman: You had best unfu** yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh** down your neck.
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    Sgt. Hartman: God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see.
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    Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant sh** on you.

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    "Animal Mother": You think we waste Gooks for "freedom"? This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
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    Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you, private?
    "Cowboy": Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
    Sgt. Hartman: Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked sh** that high.
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    Sgt. Hartman: Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
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    Sgt. Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?!
    "Gomer Pyle": Sir, yes, sir!
    Sgt. Hartman: I'll bet they regret that.
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    "Crazy Earl": These are great day we're living, bros. We're Jolly Green Giants, walking the Earth . . . with guns!
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    Sgt. Hartman: You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
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    Sgt. Hartman: I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fu** my sister.
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    Sgt. Hartman: Are you a Peter-puffer?
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    Sgt. Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.

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    Scarface : Hate to be cliche, but pretty much every scene in the movie.

    GoodFellas : When Tommy kills Spider

    Rudy : When he gets carried off the field

    Rocky : Come on, now

    Apocalypse Now :Brando's monologue in the dark

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    Stay Hungry- when Arnold and Waller appear onstage and go thru the same posing
    Wedding Crashers- when playing football Owen Wilson says "i think hes on steroids "

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    Nothing and I mean nothing beats the car chase in "Bullitt"!



    I get goosebumps every time I watch that chase

    Red

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    Casino- When Nicky stabs the guy in the neck with a pen and says is that a little girl???? Is that a little girl crying????? etc etc
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    pretty much all of anchorman..

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    Tombstone- When Wyatt Earp says to Ike Clanton "now run your reched turd and tell em hell's comin!!!, you tell em I'm comin!!!!!!!, and hell's comin with me!!!!!!!! HELL'S COMIN WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ohhh I like that one

    I also like when Doc Holiday says "I'm your Huckleberry" oh and "Your a Daisy if ya do"
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    Basic Instinct- When Sharon Stone uncrosses and crosses her legs revealing her nicley trimmed bush!!!!!!! Thats a classic

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    Fight Club - the part in the movie when you just figure out whats goin on and its hilarious cause he says this is the part in a movie they call (dam I cant think of it but you know what happens ) anyway he tells you that everything you thought was happening was wrong and you have no idea whats going on man that's great

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    Snatch, B. Saints, Fight CLub is AMAZING

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    Fear and loathing...

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    The Green Mile...shiat, I could go on for days

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    (I'll post the scene tom. I'm wicked tired)

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