Thread: You have to read this!!!!
09-21-2005, 09:20 AM #1
You have to read this!!!!
Subject: Navy Seal
>There are two things Navy Seals are always taught:
>1. Keep your priorities in order.
>2. Know when to act without hesitation.
>A college professor, avowed atheist and active member of the A.C.L.U.,
>was teaching his college class. He shocked several of his students when
>he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove that there
>was no God.
>Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, I want you to
>knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
>The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
>"I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!"
>Again after four minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
>God!! I'm still waiting!!!"
>His count down got down to the last couple minutes when a Navy Seal, who
>was just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq
>and had newly registered for the class, walked up to the Professor. The
>Seal hit him full force in the face. This sent the Professor tumbling
>from his platform. The Professor was out cold. The students were stunned
>They began to babble in confusion. The Seal nonchalantly took his seat
>in the front row and sat in silence. The class looked at him and fell
>silent also...waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was
>noticeably shaken. He looked at the Seal in the front row. When the
>professor regained his senses and could speak, he asked: "What the heck
>is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
>The Seal said, "God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who
>are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like an ass. So,
>He sent me."
09-21-2005, 09:24 AM #2
That is calssic
09-21-2005, 09:25 AM #3
haha yes thats awesome
09-21-2005, 09:39 AM #4
09-21-2005, 10:57 AM #5
bump this is good
09-21-2005, 11:05 AM #6Associate Member
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09-21-2005, 11:33 AM #7
I always like to say i'm a tool of God..
might not be the sharpest tool in the shed.. but hey.. i'm there..The answer to your every question
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09-21-2005, 11:34 AM #8
...but, very true!!!
09-21-2005, 03:26 PM #9
09-21-2005, 04:43 PM #10
09-21-2005, 04:50 PM #11
That is fvcking awesome. Where did you find that?
09-21-2005, 04:54 PM #12
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09-21-2005, 04:54 PM #14
09-21-2005, 05:28 PM #15Originally Posted by 31uniform
09-21-2005, 05:52 PM #16Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
09-21-2005, 05:54 PM #17Originally Posted by spywizard
09-21-2005, 07:24 PM #18
heard that bout a year ago, cept it was a marine
09-21-2005, 09:36 PM #19Originally Posted by Mealticket
09-22-2005, 12:00 AM #20
haha, like a marine is smart enough for college...
but the seal would prolly still be in the dorm fixing his phuckin hair
09-22-2005, 03:57 AM #21
LMFAO..serves him right....
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