My new Investment stratagy!!!!!!
Investment strategy
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Coors Light (the beer, not the stock )one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program.
