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    My new Investment stratagy!!!!!!

    Investment strategy

    If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
    worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

    If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Coors Light (the beer, not the stock )one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

    Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program.
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    bump dammit

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    I've got a better one...you give me all your money, I'll kick you in the nuts and call it a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
    I've got a better one...you give me all your money, I'll kick you in the nuts and call it a day.
    make that 2

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    ha ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
    I've got a better one...you give me all your money, I'll kick you in the nuts and call it a day.
    rolmfao.....i don't know why but that busted my side

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mealticket
    rolmfao.....i don't know why but that busted my side

    Yah it was funny










































    Not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    You also might thing about spelling strategy correctly........ spellling nazi in da houze........

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