Thread: My new Investment stratagy!!!!!!
09-21-2005, 02:13 PM #1
My new Investment stratagy!!!!!!
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Coors Light (the beer, not the stock )one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program.
Last edited by CRUISECONTROL; 09-21-2005 at 03:08 PM.
09-21-2005, 02:46 PM #2
09-21-2005, 02:50 PM #3
I've got a better one...you give me all your money, I'll kick you in the nuts and call it a day.
09-21-2005, 02:51 PM #4Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
09-21-2005, 02:57 PM #5
ha ha ha
09-21-2005, 03:04 PM #6Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
09-21-2005, 03:09 PM #7Originally Posted by Mealticket
Yah it was funny
09-22-2005, 10:36 PM #8Junior Member
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You also might thing about spelling strategy correctly........ spellling nazi in da houze........
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