Thread: Worst sexual experience....
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09-22-2005, 12:16 PM #41
I used to bang this slutty blonde who had a boyfriend... a real putz so I didnt care and he treated her like gold...but she was a slut and I had to .... I was a pigger back then.
either way, i go ya, meet me at the club...so she does and im sittin on a stool in the middle of the bar...wasted..with like 5 buddies... and they know whats goin on with her...so im like yo, lemme see your panties..and shes like no.... your friends ..so i go in her ear, lemme see your panties or Im not gonna bang you later. she shows and em and everyone watched while I fingered her sitting on my barstool with a beer in one hand and her on my other.
couple weeks went by and I got sick of er so me and good friend of mine tagged er and high fived each other a few times.
she got pregnant too .... dunno if its mine or not but buddy married er!!!
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09-22-2005, 12:19 PM #42
hahha Yes i grew up in Toronto
Man.....
Im mostly british.....and the other half french/native...
Originally Posted by Dally
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09-22-2005, 12:27 PM #43Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
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09-22-2005, 12:45 PM #44Originally Posted by spywizard
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09-22-2005, 12:56 PM #45Originally Posted by Mizfit
The same girl told me that a guy she was with before would blow before he got his pants down. I laughed my nuts off.
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09-22-2005, 12:56 PM #46
picked this girl up 1 night @ a club with my bro, went back to the crib she tried to get me to take some 50mg blue pill of viagra, but i was like hell na i never even seen that shit before . I didnt need it anyway and im glad i didnt take it cause she went down on me and then i was on my way down on her and 1 qucik whif of that stinkin puss i threw up all over the floor....I was so excited at the beginning of the night to cause this chick was hot as fvck bro i just couldnt understand why she stank so bad..
Anyway it wasnt embarasing for me, i just kicked the ho out on the next block 15min later.
dirtyvegasLast edited by dirtyvegas; 09-22-2005 at 01:00 PM.
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09-22-2005, 12:57 PM #47
hahaha this same one... came before we started too
Originally Posted by roidattack
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09-22-2005, 12:58 PM #48Originally Posted by Schwarz
dv
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09-22-2005, 01:35 PM #49
How do you go right when u pull ur pants down? She isn't touching you or anything? Maybe its some kind of problem
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09-22-2005, 02:26 PM #50Originally Posted by Mizfit
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09-22-2005, 02:53 PM #51Originally Posted by chest6
YAH THINK?
holy fuk
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09-22-2005, 02:55 PM #52Originally Posted by Mizfit
well, then it really wouldn't be a half then would it.....
anyways sounds like your rollin with some real studs....maybe its time to supersize them fries baby.
you know where to go.....
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09-22-2005, 07:48 PM #53Originally Posted by Schwarz
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09-22-2005, 07:56 PM #54Originally Posted by Dally
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09-22-2005, 08:53 PM #55
I was seeing a chic for the second time and we went out and got drunk and went back to her place. We were both so drunk but more her since she was only 95 lbs. Anyway, after having sex she rolled off the bed and squated down in the corner of her room and pee'd all over her carpet. That was so strange. I was watching her and saying to myself "There's no f'ing was she's going to pee right there.. oh oh....oh shit. I had to carry her into the bathroom. I was so drunk and laughed my ass off but felt bad for her.
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09-22-2005, 10:31 PM #56
my worst is every time i can't get it up, which i am the king of when i have been drinking anything.
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09-23-2005, 12:16 AM #57Originally Posted by skinnyhb
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09-23-2005, 12:23 AM #58
my worst sexual experience
MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-23-2005, 05:31 AM #59Originally Posted by Dally
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09-23-2005, 05:42 AM #60
I was 19, she was 18 and a virgin. I had been stuck at 3rd base for like 3 weeks and this was finally it. We're in her dorm room and she chickens out on me again on a Friday night. No big deal, she gives me some brains and we go to sleep. Well, she wakes up Saturday morning ready for action. I'm thinking WTF, but oh well, strike while it's hot. so we're going at it like crazed monkeys like most kids that age do. She's screaming her fvckin' head off. I'm just enjoying the show basically. All of a sudden, there's LOUD banging at her door and some guy yelling in spanish (she was latin, BTW). Her screaming stops and she gets this face full of fear. She throws me off of her and says "Shit, I'm having lunch with my father!" I'm thinking, what's the big deal, you're 18, he should be alright with that. . .he wasn't.
She opens the door and he barges in like a fvckin bull at a matador. He comes straight for me while pulling his belt out of his waistline. He starts WHIPPING ME with the belt while I run around the room NAKED. I picked my clothes up off the floor and run out the room naked being WHIPPED AND YELLED AT the whole time, clothes in hand into a hallway full of people that had gathered to see what all the commotion was about. I got dressed right there in the hallway with an audience and walked away like nothing happened.
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09-23-2005, 06:07 AM #61Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
funny ass story though...
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09-23-2005, 06:19 AM #62Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
Her mum had suffered with serious depression problems for years.. Apparently, something had happened (big family secret..I never found out what!) years ago that tipped her over the edge. After the incident we had to stop seeing each other for a while coz her mum was so traumatised. Apparently it took nearly a month for her to start sleeping right again and she had to have her meds increased significantly.
So after this I just decided to call it a day on the relationship. To be honest every time I thought about it I knew that if I ever tried to fvck her again I probably wouldn't be able to get it up....I can still remember what I saw when I got up that morning...not a pretty site I can tell you!
S
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09-23-2005, 06:41 AM #63Originally Posted by cb25
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09-23-2005, 06:53 AM #64Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
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09-23-2005, 07:10 AM #65Originally Posted by cb25
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09-23-2005, 07:18 AM #66Originally Posted by Schwarz
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09-23-2005, 07:19 AM #67Originally Posted by Mizfit
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09-23-2005, 07:46 AM #68Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
What happened after that, did you get to bang her again?
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09-23-2005, 09:07 AM #69
Some crazy situations, lol....
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09-23-2005, 09:28 AM #70
I picked up this lady at a bar one night. She told me she was separated from her husband and that he was in Florida and that she had moved up to Georgia to get away from him.
We were hitting it of really well and decide to go bar hopping, I was with a friend of mine who didn’t want to go, so I gave him the keys to my truck and we left in her car. We went from one bar to the next and by the end of the night we were both pretty drunk.
We leave the last bar and head to her house, we pull up in front of the house, and I get out and open her door, about that time I noticed a man walking out from behind the house. I said hello to him so he knew that I seen him. He introduced himself as the woman’s husband.
Thinking quickly I told him that his wife was drunk and that I didn’t want to see her hurt her self driving home, so I brought her home, and that I was walking to a pay phone. I ended up walking about a mile to a pay phone and calling my brother to come get me….. What a night…..
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09-23-2005, 09:43 AM #71Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
dv
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09-23-2005, 09:45 AM #72Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
dv
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09-23-2005, 10:27 AM #73
reading? ...
or writing for?
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09-23-2005, 10:47 AM #74Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
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09-23-2005, 01:01 PM #75Originally Posted by fitnessNY
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09-23-2005, 04:06 PM #76Junior Member
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Originally Posted by Dally
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09-24-2005, 01:09 AM #77
Girl, Sex is a lot like pizza. When it is good, it is pretty darn good. When it is bad, well, it is still okay.
Love
Anna
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09-24-2005, 01:27 AM #78Originally Posted by Dally
I say prove it or... .......................
dv
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