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    To Float or Sink?

    imagine grabbin ur flex magazine as u run to the toilet cuz ur gotta drop a deuce. ur sittin their flippin through the pages and b4 u know it u've taken care of ur business. for some reason u look down. i dunno maybe ur still worried somethins gonna come up and bite u in the ass, but anyways u notice some of ur shit has sunk to the bottom and some is floating.

    i was told that the stuff that sinks is high in protein and the other stuff that floats is high in fat. someone want to shed some light on this?

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    Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.

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    Lovely thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Lovely thread.

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    I was going to include pics.

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    You are too kind!

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    Very interesting never heard anything about it. I guesI will ave to seewhats floating and no when I am done doing my bsiness.

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    Well to tell you the truth, sometimes I know I'm producing a record setting dump. I just know its gonna be massive, only to look down and be disappointed by the disappearing turd. It really gets me down cause then I can't show anyone proof, the legend only lives on by word of mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Well to tell you the truth, sometimes I know I'm producing a record setting dump. I just know its gonna be massive, only to look down and be disappointed by the disappearing turd. It really gets me down cause then I can't show anyone proof, the legend only lives on by word of mouth.

    Who would you get to actually look?

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    I usually grab my brother, we are always in a heated battle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Lovely thread.

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    No shit!!!!!!!!


    We have more people in AR that love to talk about shit rather than anything else

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    I am a legendary dumper too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    No shit!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JNel04
    imagine grabbin ur flex magazine as u run to the toilet cuz ur gotta drop a deuce. ur sittin their flippin through the pages and b4 u know it u've taken care of ur business. for some reason u look down. i dunno maybe ur still worried somethins gonna come up and bite u in the ass, but anyways u notice some of ur shit has sunk to the bottom and some is floating.

    i was told that the stuff that sinks is high in protein and the other stuff that floats is high in fat. someone want to shed some light on this?

    Some things should be left in the bathroom...

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    anyone have too much time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.
    I dont know anything about gas content of terds or the protien of pooo, but his sounds kinda logical...



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    another thread about shit
    LMAO............

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    I dont know anything about gas content of terds or the protien of pooo, but his sounds kinda logical...



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    Im a terdologist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mealticket
    anyone have too much time?
    c'mon u've never been curious?

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