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    So would ya?????

    Ok, I am as vain as they come and try to keep myself looking as good as I can. I like to gain the attention and interest of women, just like any other guy. I am a bit older than most on this board, but still feel like I am in my late 20's and think I look above average.

    Last night, I was at a restaurant having a drink in the bar waiting for my table and this girl comes up to me and starts chit chatting away with me. I find out later that she recognized me from my gym. We get talking and she confesses that she and her friend have been lusting after me and would love to sleep with me. I was kind of taken back by this VERY direct approach. She was not a bad looking girl, but not someone that I would chase after ever. I kind of laughed it off and told her that the girl I am dating probably would not approve (this is a total lie and am not dating anyone at all right now). We go on and are having a good time talking and when my table comes up, I just tell them I will eat at the bar and me and this girl have dinner together. I was enjoying the conversation and we were having a good time.

    As dinner progressed we had a good time and got along pretty well. However, she kept telling me how desperate she is to sleep with me. I am thinking this girl has some serious issues and I did not really know how to take what she was saying. Yes, it was flattering, but it was a bit extreme. I find out during dinner that she is a partner in one of the finest consulting firms. So she is not exactly desperate trailer trash.

    Well, towards the end of dinner, she literally begged for me to meet up with her again in a "more intimate setting" as she termed it. I declined and said that was not possible and thought she would walk away or at least, stop asking.

    Well, she kept pleading with me and finally asked me if I would sleep with her for money. She started at $150 and then went up to $200 and then finally $250. I guess we did not discuss how long or what specifically I had to do so you will have to use your imagination a bit. She then said that if I would not sleep with her, would I sleep with her friend (her friend has a pretty decent body, but again nothing to write home about in terms of looks). Apparently her friend was in a long troubled marriage that ended about 6 months ago and really needs to get back on track in terms of interacting with the opposite sex again.

    I am just curious (before I disclose my response) what others would do in this situation.

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    Damn I would not played hard to get, just thrown out some rules or anti-rules about gettin' real nasty(me likey)... And two at the same time... Alot of ass slapping and degrading that could take place.

    Back to your scenario, I would pocket the money tell her I would do the friend and if I needed her to suck me so I could fukk her friend again I would call for her.

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    r u insane!? i would have taken the $250, punished her...punished her friend, and made it a regular thang! good income!

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    i would have taken the money, and banged the hell outta both chicks together. its the only right thing to do.

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    I would have called the police. I am not a male hooker nor will I ever succumb to my deviously retarded sexual appetite.


    your gay.

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    Something sounds fishy

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    Quote Originally Posted by tboney
    Something sounds fishy
    I totally agree.....from a womans point of view....genetically we're just not programmed to offer money for sex...hell, why; when most of us...even the uglies....can get it for free...

    I'm not saying by any means your not good looking..I'm sure you are; but for me to beg a man to sleep with him...mmmm. You walked away; which was probably the right thing to do.

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    Nice to be noticed Daly....Thank you! wink...wink

    Well, call me a wuss, but I did not accept her offer. I should say that finances are not of particular concern to me, and provided little incentive. However, the driving factor for me was the fact that I did not think she was that hot and I was afraid that my performance would reflect this fact.

    A guy has to have standards.....and I guess mine are not above taking money for sex....if she is hot enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERDBOL
    i would have taken the money, and banged the hell outta both chicks together. its the only right thing to do.
    Yup.......I say $300, $150 per chica, and you get to nut on both of their faces when you are done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    I totally agree.....from a womans point of view....genetically we're just not programmed to offer money for sex...hell, why; when most of us...even the uglies....can get it for free...

    I'm not saying by any means your not good looking..I'm sure you are; but for me to beg a man to sleep with him...mmmm. You walked away; which was probably the right thing to do.

    I thought I made it clear that I thought it was very odd. I thought it was extremely odd.

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    Man, this is the stuff porns are made of... well, except for the turning down pussy part.

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    As soon as the girl sed 2 me she wanted to sleep with me it wudve been, lets go, i have a dirty matress in the back of my truck, bring ur mate as well!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempbrit
    I thought I made it clear that I thought it was very odd. I thought it was extremely odd.
    You have standards sweetie, good for you...most men don't!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Yup.......I say $300, $150 per chica, and you get to nut on both of their faces when you are done.

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    SC you are such a romantic!!!

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    Dude I'm gonna go out on a limb and say thats pretty damn close to every mans dream. Get double teamed, get paid, get the hell outta dodge! What a deal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Dude I'm gonna go out on a limb and say thats pretty damn close to every mans dream. Get double teamed, get paid, get the hell outta dodge! What a deal!
    You did not see the girls. Again, they were not hideous, but certainly not something you would want to brag about with your mates. I guess quantity is less important to me than quality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tboney
    SC you are such a romantic!!!
    I must admit, I try!

    Pffft, if you think that was romantic, you should hear what I'd really advise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I must admit, I try!

    Pffft, if you think that was romantic, you should hear what I'd really advise!

    ~SC~

    Too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    You have standards sweetie, good for you...most men don't!
    Pink, you should get 'female member' status, contact a mod.

    As for the thread, I had a friend in college that worked as an escort and he would always try to recruit me, so i met his manager and agreed to try it out. He gave me the whole "sex is not guaranteed or implied, but two adults can agree to whatever they want" bullshit. I went out with this decent late 30-ish. When it came to the end of the night, I could not even muster up a kiss. I felt fvckin' disgusting. I've had one night stands before, but this felt much different. It's NOT as cool as it seems on the surface.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    It's NOT as cool as it seems on the surface.
    That's precisely why it FEELS MUCH BETTER once you PENETRATE the surface.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    Pink, you should get 'female member' status, contact a mod.

    As for the thread, I had a friend in college that worked as an escort and he would always try to recruit me, so i met his manager and agreed to try it out. He gave me the whole "sex is not guaranteed or implied, but two adults can agree to whatever they want" bullshit. I went out with this decent late 30-ish. When it came to the end of the night, I could not even muster up a kiss. I felt fvckin' disgusting. I've had one night stands before, but this felt much different. It's NOT as cool as it seems on the surface.

    I know....I know..I did...but, no one has gotten around to it yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    That's precisely why it FEELS MUCH BETTER once you PENETRATE the surface.



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    Sicko. You're not JUST a post whore, I guess!

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    Dude, couple drinks at the bar and even an AVG. girl tunrs into a model. And I wouldn't brag about the way they looked I'd brag about getting double teamed and getting paid.

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    What I want to know is was she buttt ugggllyy or are you gay?

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    i would have taken the money and then bloodied her lip. just cause she has a good job doesnt mean she's not trash. something really weird going on there. tell her to get some self respect, then get a life. whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    What I want to know is was she buttt ugggllyy or are you gay?
    Her friend was butter...

    Everything was ok butter face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Her friend was butter...

    Everything was ok butter face.


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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Think that was funny?

    The girl talking to him had summerteeth.


    Summerteeth went this a way summerteeth went that a way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Think that was funny?

    The girl talking to him had summerteeth.


    Summerteeth went this a way summerteeth went that a way

    lmao...I mean cmmon. You could hit a girl with an avg face and nice body. You dont take the dogfaces home to mom but you can still have fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    lmao...I mean cmmon. You could hit a girl with an avg face and nice body. You dont take the dogfaces home to mom but you can still have fun.
    At the very least piss on them


    The Uglies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    At the very least piss on them


    The Uglies

    Yes but then there is the whole issue of her being marked as your territory. You dont want it to turn to be a coy dogface that keeps coming around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Yes but then there is the whole issue of her being marked as your territory. You dont want it to turn to be a coy dogface that keeps coming around.
    OK, Pearl necklace perhaps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    OK, Pearl necklace perhaps?
    Reminds me of a story. This woman I work with I have known for 18 years, well I was talking to her the other day and told her she had pretty daughters. She said yes but you are married. I conceded and said I know but if I wasnt and I did date your daughters the first thing I would give them is a pearl necklace. She said oh that would be nice. I just smiled.

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    Id suck em, fvck em, send em home, Id gets my thug on......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Reminds me of a story. This woman I work with I have known for 18 years, well I was talking to her the other day and told her she had pretty daughters. She said yes but you are married. I conceded and said I know but if I wasnt and I did date your daughters the first thing I would give them is a pearl necklace. She said oh that would be nice. I just smiled.

    LOL, Classic.

    Scarface: "You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace!"
    Thurgood Jenkins: "Obviously you missed the whole point of that story. "

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    Do it

    Take the money **** it and duck it. But make sure that she doesnt drug you and steal your kidneys. Do it at her place not yours.

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    who cares wat they looked like!!aint you heard of brown paper bags???make sure you use two for each just in case one falls off.
    Last edited by Booz; 09-23-2005 at 04:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by booz
    who cares wat they looked like!!aint you heard of brown paper bags???make sure you use two for each just in case one falls off.
    I never went to bed with a two bagger... but I have woke up with a few... Drinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    I never went to bed with a two bagger... but I have woke up with a few... Drinking

    Funny how those pigs look pretty hot after 10 beers.

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    So you didnt do it they must a been 100yarders ..... hey,, but i deffintlly woudda taken the cash and hammard both em, unless maybe they were under cover cops trying to get a bust

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