1.Yo momma is so fat when her beeper goes off,people thought she was backing up.
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1.Yo momma is so fat when her beeper goes off,people thought she was backing up.
2.Yo Momma is so fat her nickname is DAMN!
3.Yo Momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat,people said "TAXI"
4.Yo mooma so fat she eats wheat thicks!
#6. Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
#7. Yo momma so fat she put on her lip stick with a paint-roller.
#8.Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "FREE WILLY"!
#9. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, when someone yells "kool-aid", she comes crashing through the wall
Yo mama so fat, if someone tell her to haul ass, she has to make 3 trips.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
yo mama is so fat, she fell in love one time and broke it.
yo mama is so fat, her bluejeans have stretch marks.
yo mama so fat , she gotta put her belt on with a boomarang.
yo mama so fat , she sat on a rainbow a made skittles.
yo mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and made four quarters.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears her malcom x jacket helicopters try to land on her back.
Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He Told her to move her fat ass out of the way
Yo momma so fat she uses the interstate for a slip N' slide!
Yo momma so fat Richard Simmons makes fun of her
your mama is so fat when she dances the band skips
Your momma's so fat that when she jumps up in the sky, she gets stuck....
Your momma's so ugly, when she walks on the beach, the tide goes out....
#10. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
#11. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank,they turn off the surveillence cameras.
#12. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
yo momma so fat she dont have stretch marks, she has pleats
yo momma so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone
yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter
Well.......Yo mamas teeth is soooo yellow ......people slow down they think it might turn red......
#13 Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
#14. Yo momma so poor her face is on front of a foodstamp.
#15. Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light,she hit the switch'.
:lol: Never heard that one before. Very funny.Quote:
Originally posted by bigkev
yo mama is so fat, she fell in love one time and broke it.
#16. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do Livestock".
#17. Yo momma so skinny she Hula Hoops with a cheerio.
Your momma is so nasty, when I had phone sex with her I got an ear infection
so stupid she has a ruler by her bed to see how long she sleeps
#18. Yo momma so fat when she Bungee jumps,she brings down the bridge too.
#19. Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her.
#20. Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a glass door with a peep hole
yo momma so ugly when she was born her incubator had tinted windows
yo mama so fat her belt size is equator(sp).
yo mama so fat her shadow has a shadow.
yo mama so ugly quazimoto will only hit that shit from behind.
yo mama so fat when she wears yellow people mistake her for ms pacman.
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#21. Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
#22. Yo Momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
#23. Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
yo mama so dark, when she gets out of the car , the oil light comes on.......
Yo momma so dark she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.