Yo Momma Jokes!

[theron]

1.Yo momma is so fat when her beeper goes off,people thought she was backing up.

[theron]

2.Yo Momma is so fat her nickname is DAMN!

[theron]

3.Yo Momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat,people said "TAXI"

[theron]

4.Yo mooma so fat she eats wheat thicks!

[theron]

#6. Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!

[theron]

#7. Yo momma so fat she put on her lip stick with a paint-roller.

[theron]

#8.Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "FREE WILLY"!

[theron]

#9. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

[latman49]

Yo mama so fat, when someone yells "kool-aid", she comes crashing through the wall

Yo mama so fat, if someone tell her to haul ass, she has to make 3 trips.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo mama so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.

[bigkev]

yo mama is so fat, she fell in love one time and broke it.

yo mama is so fat, her bluejeans have stretch marks.

[$uperman]

yo mama so fat , she gotta put her belt on with a boomarang.

yo mama so fat , she sat on a rainbow a made skittles.

yo mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and made four quarters.

[THE JU-ICE]

Your mama is so fat that when she wears her malcom x jacket helicopters try to land on her back.

[broncojosh]

Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He Told her to move her fat ass out of the way

[Farmer]

Yo momma so fat she uses the interstate for a slip N' slide!

[broncojosh]

Yo momma so fat Richard Simmons makes fun of her

[broncojosh]

your mama is so fat when she dances the band skips

[Neo]

Your momma's so fat that when she jumps up in the sky, she gets stuck....

Your momma's so ugly, when she walks on the beach, the tide goes out....

[theron]

#10. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

[theron]

#11. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank,they turn off the surveillence cameras.

[theron]

#12. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

[Farmer]

yo momma so fat she dont have stretch marks, she has pleats

yo momma so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone

yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter

[bronzebeefcake]

Well.......Yo mamas teeth is soooo yellow ......people slow down they think it might turn red......

[theron]

#13 Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention.

[theron]

#14. Yo momma so poor her face is on front of a foodstamp.

[theron]

#15. Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light,she hit the switch'.

[Scorpion]

Originally posted by bigkev
yo mama is so fat, she fell in love one time and broke it.

Never heard that one before. Very funny.

[theron]

#16. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do Livestock".

[theron]

#17. Yo momma so skinny she Hula Hoops with a cheerio.

[Vegas Kid]

Your momma is so nasty, when I had phone sex with her I got an ear infection

so stupid she has a ruler by her bed to see how long she sleeps

[theron]

#18. Yo momma so fat when she Bungee jumps,she brings down the bridge too.

[theron]

#19. Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her.

[theron]

#20. Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun.

[DC24]

Yo momma so stupid she bought a glass door with a peep hole

[DevilsDeity]

yo momma so ugly when she was born her incubator had tinted windows

[double o seven]

yo mama so fat her belt size is equator(sp).
yo mama so fat her shadow has a shadow.
yo mama so ugly quazimoto will only hit that shit from behind.
yo mama so fat when she wears yellow people mistake her for ms pacman.


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[theron]

#21. Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

[theron]

#22. Yo Momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

[theron]

#23. Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.

[viper]

yo mama so dark, when she gets out of the car , the oil light comes on.......

[Vegas Kid]

Yo momma so dark she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.