Thread: Yo Momma Jokes!
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05-04-2002, 02:40 AM #1
Yo Momma Jokes!
1.Yo momma is so fat when her beeper goes off,people thought she was backing up.
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05-04-2002, 02:41 AM #2
2.Yo Momma is so fat her nickname is DAMN!
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05-04-2002, 02:42 AM #3
3.Yo Momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat,people said "TAXI"
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05-04-2002, 03:29 AM #4
4.Yo mooma so fat she eats wheat thicks!
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05-04-2002, 03:31 AM #5
#6. Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
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05-04-2002, 10:46 AM #6
#7. Yo momma so fat she put on her lip stick with a paint-roller.
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05-04-2002, 10:49 AM #7
#8.Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "FREE WILLY"!
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05-04-2002, 10:50 AM #8
#9. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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05-04-2002, 11:15 AM #9
Yo mama so fat, when someone yells "kool-aid", she comes crashing through the wall
Yo mama so fat, if someone tell her to haul ass, she has to make 3 trips.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
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05-04-2002, 12:10 PM #10
yo mama is so fat, she fell in love one time and broke it.
yo mama is so fat, her bluejeans have stretch marks.
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05-04-2002, 12:55 PM #11
yo mama so fat , she gotta put her belt on with a boomarang.
yo mama so fat , she sat on a rainbow a made skittles.
yo mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and made four quarters.
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05-04-2002, 12:57 PM #12Associate Member
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Your mama is so fat that when she wears her malcom x jacket helicopters try to land on her back.
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05-04-2002, 01:01 PM #13
Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He Told her to move her fat ass out of the way
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05-04-2002, 01:05 PM #14
Yo momma so fat she uses the interstate for a slip N' slide!
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05-04-2002, 01:08 PM #15
Yo momma so fat Richard Simmons makes fun of her
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05-04-2002, 01:09 PM #16
your mama is so fat when she dances the band skips
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05-04-2002, 03:20 PM #17
Your momma's so fat that when she jumps up in the sky, she gets stuck....
Your momma's so ugly, when she walks on the beach, the tide goes out....
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05-04-2002, 08:07 PM #18
#10. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
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05-04-2002, 08:08 PM #19
#11. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank,they turn off the surveillence cameras.
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05-04-2002, 08:10 PM #20
#12. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
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05-04-2002, 10:55 PM #21
yo momma so fat she dont have stretch marks, she has pleats
yo momma so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone
yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter
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05-04-2002, 11:22 PM #22Associate Member
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Well.......Yo mamas teeth is soooo yellow ......people slow down they think it might turn red......
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05-05-2002, 02:53 AM #23
#13 Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
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05-05-2002, 02:54 AM #24
#14. Yo momma so poor her face is on front of a foodstamp.
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05-05-2002, 02:55 AM #25
#15. Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light,she hit the switch'.
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05-05-2002, 03:11 AM #26Originally posted by bigkev
yo mama is so fat, she fell in love one time and broke it.
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05-05-2002, 10:31 AM #27
#16. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do Livestock".
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05-05-2002, 10:32 AM #28
#17. Yo momma so skinny she Hula Hoops with a cheerio.
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05-05-2002, 04:05 PM #29
Your momma is so nasty, when I had phone sex with her I got an ear infection
so stupid she has a ruler by her bed to see how long she sleeps
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05-06-2002, 01:15 AM #30
#18. Yo momma so fat when she Bungee jumps,she brings down the bridge too.
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05-06-2002, 01:16 AM #31
#19. Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her.
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05-06-2002, 01:18 AM #32
#20. Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun.
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05-06-2002, 06:19 AM #33
Yo momma so stupid she bought a glass door with a peep hole
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05-06-2002, 06:22 AM #34
yo momma so ugly when she was born her incubator had tinted windows
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05-06-2002, 09:19 AM #35New Member
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yo mama so fat her belt size is equator(sp).
yo mama so fat her shadow has a shadow.
yo mama so ugly quazimoto will only hit that shit from behind.
yo mama so fat when she wears yellow people mistake her for ms pacman.
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05-09-2002, 11:40 AM #36
#21. Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
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05-09-2002, 11:43 AM #37
#22. Yo Momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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05-09-2002, 11:46 AM #38
#23. Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
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05-09-2002, 11:55 AM #39
yo mama so dark, when she gets out of the car , the oil light comes on.......
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05-09-2002, 12:23 PM #40
Yo momma so dark she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
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