If you know the movie... keep it going

**Mesomorphyl** · 09-30-2005, 12:35 PM

You all act like its a 120 degrees out here... cant be no more than 115...

**Psychotron** · 09-30-2005, 01:12 PM

-Cant be a good movie if i dont remember it from one line. damn.

**robkesl** · 09-30-2005, 01:24 PM

yeah i dont know either, kinda at first reminded me of john candy, in cool runnings, say what are you guys cold?, its not the wind chill you have to worry about, its the humity! something on those lines, it didnt make sense, but then they show the temp, and its like -30 or something.

**Mesomorphyl** · 09-30-2005, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

-Cant be a good movie if i dont remember it from one line. damn.

You suck, lol. I will add another line.

(chinaman passes out from the heat)

Dock that chink a days pay for sleepin on the job

**Mesomorphyl** · 09-30-2005, 01:28 PM

It is Blazing Saddles!

**Mesomorphyl** · 09-30-2005, 01:29 PM

will delete this soon *shakes head in disgust*

**transform** · 09-30-2005, 02:06 PM

dont get disheartened meso, some day youll make a thread and people will come from far and near just so they can post a reply in it! you just gotta keep at it

seriously though, i didnt know wtf that line was from

**ToTheBuckeT21** · 09-30-2005, 02:08 PM

badges... we don't need no stinkin badges!

i got u man.. i knew right away

**ToTheBuckeT21** · 09-30-2005, 02:12 PM

Somebodys gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

**ToTheBuckeT21** · 09-30-2005, 02:14 PM

Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away.... Little bastard shot me right in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

**punchrf** · 09-30-2005, 02:16 PM

i had to turn that movie off due to lack of action in it. na j/k i actually fell asleep watching that one.

**scriptfactory** · 09-30-2005, 02:18 PM

Blazing Saddles = not funny.

**elcapitan** · 09-30-2005, 02:20 PM

sing us one of them negro spirituals

**Psychotron** · 09-30-2005, 02:42 PM

I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

**Psychotron** · 09-30-2005, 02:43 PM

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley: Marvelous.

**Psychotron** · 09-30-2005, 02:45 PM

Uh sir, sir. You specifically requested a 'nigger'. Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

**ToTheBuckeT21** · 09-30-2005, 03:08 PM

haha.. i forgot about those

**MoneyAddyct** · 09-30-2005, 05:01 PM

"You tapped that ass, didn't you? C'mon, tell the truth, you know you tapped that ass. You put her in the backseat, BAM. Code-X."

**jmt** · 10-01-2005, 01:25 AM

"Where all the white womens at?"

**Mesomorphyl** · 10-01-2005, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by elcapitan

sing us one of them negro spirituals

Nice and politically correct, but this is a movie we are quoting... so;

Sing us one of them good ol' nigga work songs...
Nigger work songs???
You know the ones the slaves use to sing...
Songs slaves use to sing???
Like da camptown ladys...
The camptown ladies???
Like this, da camptown ladies sing this song, do dar, do dar, da camptown racetrack five miles long ol' da do dar day!

(tagart rides up)

Originally Posted by Psychotron

I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

**63190** · 10-01-2005, 09:28 AM

I didn't memorize any lines from it, but I'll go watch it as there's nothing going on right now. Be back in about 2 hours.

**63190** · 10-01-2005, 11:53 AM

Candy-gram for Mr. Mongo! Candy-gram for Mr. Mongo!
Me Mongo!
Sign here please. *signs* Thank you!
[walks out as Looney Toon's theme plays]
Mongo like Candy-grams!
*BOOM!*
Next!
What are your requisets?
Murder, rape, arsen,...
Wait a minute! What's in your mouth
Nothing!
[henchmen goes into recruits mouth and pulls out gum]
Gum.
Gum? Well, I hope you brought enough for everybody else in line.
I didn't know there were going to be so many people.
*bang*[shoots recruit]
Man! He's strict!