learn chinese in 5 min.

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09-30-2005, 03:32 PM
rodge

learn chinese in 5 min.

came across this and found it very amusing. might come handy whenordering jino next time :)

English phraseChinese InterpretationAre you harboring a fugitive?Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.Kum Hia NaoStupid Man.Dum GaiSmall Horse.Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high!No Bai Dam Ting!!Did you go to the beach?Wai Yu So Tan?I bumped into a coffee table.Ai Bang Mai NiI think you need a facelift.Chin Tu FatIt's very dark in here.Wai So Dim?Has your flight been delayed?Hao Long Wei Ting?That was an unauthorized execution.Lin ChingI thought you were on a diet.Wai Yu Mun Ching?This is a tow away zone.No Pah KingDo you know the lyrics to the Macarena?Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?You are not very bright!Yu So DumI got this for free.Ai No PeiI am not guilty.Wai Hang Mi?Please, stay a while longer.Wai Go Nao?Our meeting was scheduled for next week.Wai Yu Kum NaoThey have arrived.Hia Dei KumStay out of sight.Lei LoHe's cleaning his automobile.Wa Shing KaYour body odor is offensive!Hu Man Go!Pew, does this bathroom stink!Hu Flung Dung?We have a problem.Sum Ting Wong?Having an early orgasm.Cum Too soonAnd the last one...Saying the same thing several times.Ri Pi Ting
09-30-2005, 03:46 PM
Booz

very good you should be a teacher! :wg:
09-30-2005, 04:24 PM
Mealticket

thats funny!!
09-30-2005, 04:41 PM
SPIKE

I've this before, thought it was histerical
09-30-2005, 08:53 PM
devil1

im going to have to save that one.
09-30-2005, 08:55 PM
The Return Of Hoss

yeah those are fun
09-30-2005, 11:49 PM
tawweiliu

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Originally Posted by The Return Of Hoss

yeah those are fun

lol 10 years now and I still can’t talk good in Chinese

Dam I even moved to there. :icon_roll
10-01-2005, 12:02 AM
decadbal

haha, how do u say i ordered ducksauce.. i want my fuckin ducksauce
10-01-2005, 12:10 AM
tawweiliu

Well I don't type Ping in witch is English Chinese writing

WO yaw gun Gee low!
10-01-2005, 12:56 AM
Keyser Sozey

Hahaha. Hu Flung Dung?
10-01-2005, 12:59 AM
tawweiliu

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Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey

Hahaha. Hu Flung Dung?

lol what is that!
10-01-2005, 01:03 AM
Keyser Sozey

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Originally Posted by tawweiliu

lol what is that!

On the bottom of the joke, where it says "who went to the bathroom"
10-01-2005, 01:25 AM
tawweiliu

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Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey

On the bottom of the joke, where it says "who went to the bathroom"

oh! :lol:
10-01-2005, 04:44 AM
Seajackal

Funny post.
10-01-2005, 06:14 AM
spywizard

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here is another..
10-01-2005, 10:25 AM
tawweiliu

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Originally Posted by spywizard

here is another..

I got to show my wife this one.

Good one Bro! :lol: