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    A Joke

    Trouble sleeping

    The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

    "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

    "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

    "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"


    Low self-esteem


    A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

    He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

    The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.

    Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."


    Feel better now


    Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

    She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

    Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."


    enjoy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBdmfkr


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
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    ditto

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    thanks!

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