Thread: Think Before You Speak....
10-02-2005, 02:45 PM #1
Think Before You Speak....
A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather sexy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram from my mate Ed's stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of everyone whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
10-02-2005, 02:47 PM #2
you are wasted here you should be on a stage!!
10-02-2005, 03:05 PM #3
That was good. Damn, could have used that one at dinner last night. I told two good and two lame ones.
10-02-2005, 05:12 PM #4Anabolic Member
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That was another good one.
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10-03-2005, 09:20 AM #7
that's freakin hilarious
10-03-2005, 09:55 AM #8Member
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10-03-2005, 09:58 AM #9
i probably would have laughed but i didn't understand it. damn i suck.
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