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    Drinking a gallon of 2% milk in 30 minutes--shit.

    Think I could pull this off bros? Some guys from my school have together about 40 guys who are gonna attempt this...$5 buy in, so total is 200 bucks to the winner.

    A gallon of 2% milk is 2080 cals, but my weight gainer shakes for breakfast are 1000 and I can drink those in under 2 minutes with no stomach discomfort but than again, its not ALL fucking milk either.

    The gallon has to be emptied in a 30 minute time span. (first 30 minutes)

    The second 30 minutes, you cant puke. If you do you lose... Pretty simple but eh...think it's possible to hold that shit down?

    Theres a good amount of cash involved so i'm down for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return Of Hoss
    Think I could pull this off bros? Some guys from my school have together about 40 guys who are gonna attempt this...$5 buy in, so total is 200 bucks to the winner.

    A gallon of 2% milk is 2080 cals, but my weight gainer shakes for breakfast are 1000 and I can drink those in under 2 minutes with no stomach discomfort but than again, its not ALL fucking milk either.

    The gallon has to be emptied in a 30 minute time span. (first 30 minutes)

    The second 30 minutes, you cant puke. If you do you lose... Pretty simple but eh...think it's possible to hold that shit down?

    Theres a good amount of cash involved so i'm down for it
    i don't see this being hard. maybe some tums before hand just to take care of any stomach discomfort. i've been known to drink a half gallon milk with dinner over 10 minutes and that's also stuffing down all kinds of other food. i'd be more concerned that someone would be faster than if it can actually be done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    i don't see this being hard. maybe some tums before hand just to take care of any stomach discomfort. i've been known to drink a half gallon milk with dinner over 10 minutes and that's also stuffing down all kinds of other food. i'd be more concerned that someone would be faster than if it can actually be done.
    Yeah thats what I figured--some TUMS and Papaya enzymes to help with digestion.

    We can't eat any food though, its all just strictly milk. Hopefully it won't be too hard. Most of these guys are skinny kids and they dont eat like I do. (they're all freshman - senior range) but i'm the only bodybuilder out of the group

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return Of Hoss
    Yeah thats what I figured--some TUMS and Papaya enzymes to help with digestion.

    We can't eat any food though, its all just strictly milk. Hopefully it won't be too hard. Most of these guys are skinny kids and they dont eat like I do. (they're all freshman - senior range) but i'm the only bodybuilder out of the group
    while you're drinking it move next to the fastest one and if you spew do it on him. at least you'll knock the next closest one out since he will probably spew too.

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    Milk Gallon Challenge.

    The usual time frame is 1 hour. I seriously, SERIOUSLY, doubt even one of you will be able to complete the challenge. Espescially in 30mins. The amount of lactose that will be introduced into your stomach in that time frame is not only going to make you puke, everywhere, but will leave you feeling sick for the rest of the day.

    Hell, I know. I've done it.

    If you want to be smart about it, don't participate. Just stand back with a video camera to capture the mayhem.

    This will = you.


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    Boy IN high schools must be lame...I understand bathgayte more now. All i know when i was in high school i was too caught up with sports, sex, job, and cars...never would a milk chuggin contest be on the agenda

    Come on hoss, dont play for mentalmikes team

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    1/2 the first 15 minutes, 1/2 over the next 15 minutes....i think that would be best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    Boy IN high schools must be lame...I understand bathgayte more now. All i know when i was in high school i was too caught up with sports, sex, job, and cars...never would a milk chuggin contest be on the agenda

    Come on hoss, dont play for mentalmikes team
    I need cash

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    good luck hoss go for it.

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    If you're gonna do it, the only way to win is to cheat (in this instance).

    Before you start, take 4 Extra Strength Lactaid and have at it. Pace yourself because it's gonna be a LONG 30mins.

    You can by Lactaid over the counter.

    If none of you cheated, I'd match your pot myself that everyone of you would puke.

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    good luck bra. its a task that only you would try and accomplish. after that, i will make you a spam-chunk latte if you like.

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    only a gallon?

    shit...thought it was a gallon plus food.

    chug that shit down hoss...and say "please sir can i have some more?"

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    i don't know if 1/2 the first 15 minutes would be the best. if i were to do this which i wouldn't, i would probably try to get most of it down in 15 minutes because once you start feeling full you're going to start gagging. i definetely would not take this challenge if i had to pay for it.
    Last edited by punchrf; 10-04-2005 at 12:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmt
    If you're gonna do it, the only way to win is to cheat (in this instance).

    Before you start, take 4 Extra Strength Lactaid and have at it. Pace yourself because it's gonna be a LONG 30mins.

    You can by Lactaid over the counter.

    If none of you cheated, I'd match your pot myself that everyone of you would puke.
    I have lactaid, when I was a kid I was lactose intolerant but it just kinda faded away? Now I can drink milk no problem, it used to make me bloated and gaseous and have the screaming shits when i was 10.

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    i hope you drown, but im sure youve mastered at swallowing white liquid products

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    only a gallon?

    shit...thought it was a gallon plus food.

    chug that shit down hoss...and say "please sir can i have some more?"

    Hossliver Twist


    LMAO!
    i loved that movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERDBOL
    good luck bra. its a task that only you would try and accomplish. after that, i will make you a spam-chunk latte if you like.
    Fuck that! YUCK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i hope you drown, but im sure youve mastered at swallowing white liquid products...if you haven't...i can teach you
    um...

    Lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i hope you drown, but im sure youve mastered at swallowing white liquid products
    Liquid egg whites and your mothers twat juice! God that sounds nasty,

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    wow hoss...you postwhore...

    i just looked at your post count

    Last week it was less than 400...now it's nearing 4000

    wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return Of Hoss
    Fuck that! YUCK!
    how about a gallon of broccoli yogurt? hmmmmmm, tasty! think about it while your chuggin on the milk bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERDBOL
    how about a gallon of broccoli yogurt? hmmmmmm, tasty! think about it while your chuggin on the milk bro.
    I probably will now! thanks asshat!

    I'm gonna be so pissed if I dont win this...

    I just got some extra strength tums and extra strength lactaid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    wow hoss...you postwhore...

    i just looked at your post count

    Last week it was less than 400...now it's nearing 4000

    wtf?

    HOLY SHIT!! Someone gave me my posts back and removed the "Hoss can only have 38 posts forever" count that 956VETTE gave me last week

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    jesus, ! I was doing that when I was a kid!

    milk is goodz!

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    Ive tried it before too man thinkin im a fkn milk drinkin champ. i drank it slow in like 15 minutes then at about 35 minutes i could feel all the liquid still up in my stomach and and got really really dizzy at like 40 min and puked everything out at about 45 minutes and i wished i coulda puked more cause its true you feel like shit for the rest of the day. but if you try it good luck man

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    do us a favour get someone to take pics of you when doing this...
    because you are going to puke all over the place and i want to see pics...
    LOL...........

    yeah you will spew tho no chance of not spewing...

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    That is nearly impossible. THere is no way your body can take on that much lactose in that short of a time period. I have done tried it in an hour, and have seen many others make the attempt only to fail. Its a lot harder than you think. I had the same mindset as you when I was going into it. ANd I weigh 235lbs....

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    i seen wildboys try it
    was funny stuff LMAO........

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return Of Hossina
    Think I could pull this off bros? Some guys from my school have together about 40 guys who are gonna attempt this...$5 buy in, so total is 200 bucks to the winner.

    A gallon of 2% milk is 2080 cals, but my weight gainer shakes for breakfast are 1000 and I can drink those in under 2 minutes with no stomach discomfort but than again, its not ALL fucking milk either.

    The gallon has to be emptied in a 30 minute time span. (first 30 minutes)

    The second 30 minutes, you cant puke. If you do you lose... Pretty simple but eh...think it's possible to hold that shit down?

    Theres a good amount of cash involved so i'm down for it
    i have a couple friends that went on a radio show in my area and with 10 total guys NOONE finished it. its impossible for you stomach to hold that much lactose.

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    ya its impossible. ive seen many try and fail...including myself. it was whole milk though.

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    a gallon isnt much??

    how much litres in a gallon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return Of Hossina
    Think I could pull this off bros? Some guys from my school have together about 40 guys who are gonna attempt this...$5 buy in, so total is 200 bucks to the winner.

    A gallon of 2% milk is 2080 cals, but my weight gainer shakes for breakfast are 1000 and I can drink those in under 2 minutes with no stomach discomfort but than again, its not ALL fucking milk either.

    The gallon has to be emptied in a 30 minute time span. (first 30 minutes)

    The second 30 minutes, you cant puke. If you do you lose... Pretty simple but eh...think it's possible to hold that shit down?

    Theres a good amount of cash involved so i'm down for it
    A bunch of tried a gallon in an hour years ago. CAN'T BE DONE! Lactose and Alkalinity are intolerable to the stomach. Save your money and the pain.

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    i'll just save the cash then...i really need that damn money though but i'd only lose it in the end if you bros say so....thanks alot guys

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    39 guys will be puking, 40 if you try. A friend of mine did it, but then again he weighs over 365lbs.

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    we did it with 6 guys, gallon of whole milk in 1 hour. nobody finished the entire gallon, but the guy who came closest didnt puke, he had about 8 hounces left but just couldnt get that shit down...as soon as it starts to get warm it tastes like chugging butter. save your 5 bucks. 30 minutes is insane

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    Im not saying its impossible but its close and chances are nobody will finish.. to take in 8lbs of thick fluid in 1/2 hour is not very easy. I have offered many people and have never seen anyone do it in an hr and most dont make it passed the 1/2 gallon. good luck but i would sit back and enjoy the show.

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    Dont you puke automaticaaly from something in the milk???? Hoss you queer, I new it, finally out of the closet!!

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    i take it you are bringing your own gallon correct? if your going to cheat - rig that shit. pour 1/2 out and fill it up with water and add something to give it that 'milky' look again. then rig the top so that it looks 'sealed' again. totally doable

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    fill the gallon with winny.. I know you can drink winny!!! right??

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