Another Joke...

[Terinox]

I hope this one isn't offensive, well it might be to the Americans

Two Americans boarded a flight out of Salt Lake after the hockey game. One
> sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat.
>
> Just before take-off, a Canadian got on and took the aisle seat.
>
> After take-off, the Canadian kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
> was settling in when the American in the window seat said,
> "I think I'll get up and get a beer".
>
> "No problem, " said the Canadian, "I'll get it for you."
>
> While he was gone, one of the Americans picked up the Canadian's shoe and
> spat in it.
>
> When he returned with the beer, the other American said, "That looks good;
> I think I'll have one too."
>
> Again, the Canadian obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the
> other American picked up the other shoe and spat in it.
>
> When the Canadian returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the
> flight. As the plane was landing, the Canadian slipped his feet into his
> shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
>
> "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on?
> This fighting between our nations, this hatred, this animosity? This
> spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"....

[Mrs. T]

[Vegas Kid]

Hah hah, ey? what's that all aboot?

[righton]

Originally posted by Vegas Kid
Hah hah, ey? what's that all aboot?

Been down here almost 10ys, and still sound like that.

[Vegas Kid]

Canadian jokes


Proper spelling of Canada: C eh, N eh, D eh




You Know You're Canadian When:


You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.


You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.


Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.


The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.


The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.


You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.


You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.


You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.


You know what a toque is.


You've plugged a car in overnight.


You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

[Neo]

Some funny stuff guys!!!

[Kasushi sakuraba]

Oh my fucking god I have never laughed so hard! LMAO!

[Terinox]

Oh shit Vegas Kid, that was hilarious!!!!!!

[EXCESS]

Classic jokes!