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    Thanks Mom!!!

    Just thought I'd share this because Mother's Day is coming up!!!

    My Mom taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -
    "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished
    cleaning!"

    My Mom taught me RELIGION -
    "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

    My Mom taught me about TIME TRAVEL -
    "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
    next week!"

    My Mom taught me LOGIC -
    "Because I said so, that's why."

    My Mom taught me FORESIGHT -
    "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

    My Mom taught me IRONY -
    "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."

    My Mom taught me about the science of OSMOSIS -
    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

    My Mom taught me about CONTORTIONISM -
    "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

    My Mom taught me about STAMINA -
    "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

    My Mom taught me about WEATHER -
    "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

    My Mom taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS -
    "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen
    then?"

    My Mom taught me about HYPOCRISY -
    "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times... Don't
    Exaggerate!!!"

    My Mom taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -
    "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

    My Mom taught me about ENVY -
    "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
    have wonderful parents like you do!"

    AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE

    My Mom taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION -
    "Stop acting like your father!"

    THANKS MOM


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    nice post.

    I love my mom and I can't wait to see her this weekend. She has done more for me than any other person in my life and since she's all I got left, I feel especially connected with her. I hope everybody loves their mom as much as I do.

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    I have heard many of those things from my own mother and turned around years later and said them to my children. Thank you for a good laugh

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    Originally posted by Mrs. T
    I have heard many of those things from my own mother and turned around years later and said them to my children. Thank you for a good laugh
    Any time Mrs. T! What's life if you can't laugh, right?

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    Nice post Neo !

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    There's nothing more terrifying, startling and hysterically funny than opening your mouth and hearing your parents ...

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    To all the moms on this board, have a wonderful mothers day. Remember without you there would be us.

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    Originally posted by BigD
    To all the moms on this board, have a wonderful mothers day. Remember without you there would be us.

    Well without Moms, there wouldn't be us!!!!

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    Well shit that's what i get for typing to fast...That's what i meant anyways.

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