Ex girlfriends....WTF@them

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10-06-2005, 07:02 PM
The Return Of Hoss

Ex girlfriends....WTF@them

I was at work today and me and my girl broke up a couple weeks ago, i didnt think anything of it really. Thousands of bitches in HS.

Anyways we still planned on going to prom together as "good friends". Today at work she walks into the store with her friend, and some guy on her arm, looks at me and smiles and waves, and walks out. I get off work, get home, and i just got off the phone with her. She called, with the fucking guy over there and tells me that he asked her out, that they're together now etc...

I said, "is that the guy you brought into work?" she goes "yah!" I was on speaker phone and he was there, skinny fucking kid.

I said "Why the hell did you bring that fuckstick into where i work?" shes like well...i really like him, and i just wanted to say hey...

I told her to find another date for prom and that she should go with him because i dont wanna go with some weird ass female who isn't into me, let alone dating some fuckstick. Can someone explain why she did this retarded shit?????? I mean WTF :scratch:
10-06-2005, 07:06 PM
BG

You've never had a girl friend so what the fuc do you know about ex-girlfriends, or did you break up with your left hand and start going out with the right :scratch: :?: ?
10-06-2005, 07:06 PM
needmorestrength

shes a woman.. what more do you want :unsure: :lol:
10-06-2005, 07:07 PM
Hackamaniac

shit happens is all I can say hoss their's women out there that we'll treat you great and some that will rub stuff in your face it just sounds like normal high school stuff to me I remember that kind of shit happening. Do the same thing to her when you get another girl and she'll get jealous and if she doesn't who cares and move on so good luck hoss everything will work out for the best bro.
10-06-2005, 07:07 PM
steve0

ahe did it to rub it in Hossina, no grab a bitch to take to the prom hahahahah i remember my prom i got kicked out,,, this also sounds like an episode of Laguna Beach
10-06-2005, 07:09 PM
The Return Of Hoss

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Originally Posted by BigGuns101

You've never had a girl friend so what the fuc do you know about ex-girlfriends, or did you break up with your left hand and start going out with the right :scratch: :?: ?

and who the fuck are you? :1hifu:
10-06-2005, 07:10 PM
Evil Predator

Im not sure i believe a thing you say, but...

Some chicks love to cause trouble. I know one who's like that to this day. Fuck her in his bed and leave a condom under his pillowl.

If he catches you in the act, ask him if both of you have to leave, or if you can get a couple of hours sleep first.
10-06-2005, 07:12 PM
SwoleCat

Wow, I can't explain how happy I am that all that kiddie shit is behind me.

Immature bitches are the worst kind.

~SC~

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Originally Posted by The Return Of Hossina

I was at work today and me and my girl broke up a couple weeks ago, i didnt think anything of it really. Thousands of bitches in HS.

Anyways we still planned on going to prom together as "good friends". Today at work she walks into the store with her friend, and some guy on her arm, looks at me and smiles and waves, and walks out. I get off work, get home, and i just got off the phone with her. She called, with the fucking guy over there and tells me that he asked her out, that they're together now etc...

I said, "is that the guy you brought into work?" she goes "yah!" I was on speaker phone and he was there, skinny fucking kid.

I said "Why the hell did you bring that fuckstick into where i work?" shes like well...i really like him, and i just wanted to say hey...

I told her to find another date for prom and that she should go with him because i dont wanna go with some weird ass female who isn't into me, let alone dating some fuckstick. Can someone explain why she did this retarded shit?????? I mean WTF :scratch:
10-06-2005, 07:19 PM
USfighterFC

hoss go to the prom and put laxatives in her drinks
10-06-2005, 07:23 PM
The Return Of Hoss

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Originally Posted by USfighterFC

hoss go to the prom and put laxatives in her drinks

Shit man its six months away and I have three girls I can definitly go with, that kinda shit just irritates me and makes me think, "God--when did she become such a retard?"
10-06-2005, 07:25 PM
eazyduzit3

check out this remedy

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Originally Posted by USfighterFC

hoss go to the prom and put laxatives in her drinks

this guy has the right idea...laxative is kool but if u really want a laugh there is this syrup of ipecac(probably not spelled right) that induces VOMITING! it is odorless and you can buy over-the-counter!! fuckin awesome huh? my best friens liked it :haha:
10-06-2005, 07:27 PM
decadbal

she prolly brought him in, bc she knows your a closet fag.. and wanted to see if youd hit it..

well would ya
10-06-2005, 07:30 PM
MuckDog

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Wow, I can't explain how happy I am that all that kiddie shit is behind me.

Immature bitches are the worst kind.

~SC~

A F-ING MEN!!!
10-06-2005, 07:34 PM
Smak

The Return of Hossina, how do you expect us to take you seriously when your name is fukin HOSSINA and you are sportin a pink bra and thong! Topping it all off by talking about who you're going to take to the prom :lol:
10-06-2005, 07:42 PM
The Return Of Hoss

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuckDog

A F-ING MEN!!!

I want to choke her...maybe not with my hands though :aaGreen22
10-06-2005, 07:44 PM
tawweiliu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smak

The Return of Hossina, how do you expect us to take you seriously when your name is fukin HOSSINA and you are sportin a pink bra and thong! Topping it all off by talking about who you're going to take to the prom :lol:

The Return Of Hossina

Smak Its sounds to me the way she is talking I bet it is really a guy trying to be women in this forum. I have never hear a women talk that way. This girl ops guy talks like trash.

I just would not waist my time on her ops I mean him. lol
10-06-2005, 07:47 PM
Smak

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Originally Posted by tawweiliu

The Return Of Hossina

Smak Its sounds to me the way she is talking I bet it is really a guy trying to be women in this forum. I have never hear a women talk that way. This girl ops guy talks like trash.

I just would not waist my time on her ops I mean him. lol

LOL. :aajack: :?:

Why hello there tawweilu. We meet again.
10-06-2005, 07:51 PM
The Return Of Hoss

I hate j00 all. Not really :lol:
10-06-2005, 07:52 PM
Smak

You secksay little assgoblin.
10-06-2005, 07:55 PM
copenhagen

you will realize what she is doing.......highschool drama man thats all it is....she wants you to be jealus of her.....go get a college chick for prom....
10-06-2005, 07:56 PM
tawweiliu

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Originally Posted by Smak

You secksay little assgoblin.

Hey did you see that Vido clip anout the guy that was talking smak.

lol and no it's not about you!
10-06-2005, 08:06 PM
Smak

Quote:

Originally Posted by tawweiliu

Hey did you see that Vido clip anout the guy that was talking smak.

lol and no it's not about you!

I'm about to watch it right now.
10-06-2005, 08:12 PM
tawweiliu

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Originally Posted by Smak

I'm about to watch it right now.

It's really good!
10-06-2005, 08:27 PM
The Return Of Hoss

OOooooooh that fucking bitch...I just talked to that guy and hes all like i dont want a problem with you but whats up with you and her? She said you all were just friends...

I called her out and made her look like a fucking bitch in front of that guy...I told him we were together, swiped her fucking v-card, etc and he was just like dude thats really fucked up she didnt tell me any of that im sorry etc etc. I told him it was no big deal, the strange thing is i'm not pissed off. I just dont wanna talk to her or see her again--that sound weird or what? :lol:
10-06-2005, 08:30 PM
The Return Of Hoss

and yes Fighter--I told her I hope someone strangles her for being fake because she isnt worth the effort. :lol:
10-06-2005, 08:52 PM
Dave321

is hossina banned for real???
10-06-2005, 10:34 PM
The Return Of Hoss

Nevar! :D
10-06-2005, 10:37 PM
IBdmfkr

Were you wearing your pink bikini at work again Hoss?
10-06-2005, 10:41 PM
The Return Of Hoss

Quote:

Originally Posted by copenhagen

you will realize what she is doing.......highschool drama man thats all it is....she wants you to be jealus of her.....go get a college chick for prom....

Fuck, I had one and lost one in 5 minutes :lol:

BigGuy827LR: You oughta be my new date for prom
KMarie989: ok
KMarie989: if you want me to be i will be.. ;)
BigGuy827LR: you wanna?
BigGuy827LR: you're fun, and we can do it alot
KMarie989: but what happened to jessica?
BigGuy827LR: too young, and immature. Not for me
KMarie989: fine...cant wait :)

Then we both remembered shes going to be in Europe for college when prom comes. FUCK. :lol:
10-06-2005, 10:46 PM
chest6

dude. Calm down with the personal life stuff on the boards. Dont stress over a prom date..its sooo far away. My gf last year was in my group right after we broke up she asked this other dude and tried to make me jealous the entire time like kissing him in the limo and everywhere and like holding hands and shit. Girls r like that. Besides...homecoming is coming up isn't it? Or am i the only one that had that?
10-06-2005, 10:52 PM
The Return Of Hoss

Quote:

Originally Posted by chest6

dude. Calm down with the personal life stuff on the boards. Dont stress over a prom date..its sooo far away. My gf last year was in my group right after we broke up she asked this other dude and tried to make me jealous the entire time like kissing him in the limo and everywhere and like holding hands and shit. Girls r like that. Besides...homecoming is coming up isn't it? Or am i the only one that had that?

Already done with that , i was nominated homecoming king by some asshole, I didnt wanna be nominated for that shit :lol:
10-06-2005, 10:54 PM
IBdmfkr

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Originally Posted by The Return Of Hossina

Already done with that , i was nominated homecoming Queen by some asshole, I didnt wanna be nominated for that shit :lol:

For some reason, I don't doubt you! :lol:
10-06-2005, 10:59 PM
Rob

thought he was banned :(
10-07-2005, 05:50 AM
decadbal

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Return Of Hossina

Already done with that , i was nominated homecoming king by some asshole, I didnt wanna be nominated for that shit :lol:

i was the prom king..bitch
10-07-2005, 06:17 AM
Bigen12

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

i was the prom queen..bitch

..........
10-07-2005, 06:48 AM
decadbal

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Originally Posted by Bigen12

..........

you w ere my date, i didnt hear you complaining
10-07-2005, 06:57 AM
Bigen12

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

you w ere my date, i didnt hear you complaining

Yeah, you cheap bastard.....

You promised to take me to dinner at a nice place.......

I don't think that Krystal qualifies, as a nice place..... :D
10-07-2005, 07:26 AM
Pinkvelvet

Totally agree with you dude...send her packing....

Need a date for prom?
10-07-2005, 08:46 AM
IBdmfkr

:lol: Those little boys wouldn't even know what to do with you. Poor Hoss.
10-07-2005, 09:57 AM
The Return Of Hoss

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Originally Posted by IBdmfkr

:lol: Those little boys wouldn't even know what to do with you. Poor Hoss.

Oh yes i would....and yes PV we can go :wg: