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  1. 10-06-2005, 07:02 PM #1
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    Ex girlfriends....WTF@them

    I was at work today and me and my girl broke up a couple weeks ago, i didnt think anything of it really. Thousands of bitches in HS.

    Anyways we still planned on going to prom together as "good friends". Today at work she walks into the store with her friend, and some guy on her arm, looks at me and smiles and waves, and walks out. I get off work, get home, and i just got off the phone with her. She called, with the fucking guy over there and tells me that he asked her out, that they're together now etc...

    I said, "is that the guy you brought into work?" she goes "yah!" I was on speaker phone and he was there, skinny fucking kid.

    I said "Why the hell did you bring that fuckstick into where i work?" shes like well...i really like him, and i just wanted to say hey...

    I told her to find another date for prom and that she should go with him because i dont wanna go with some weird ass female who isn't into me, let alone dating some fuckstick. Can someone explain why she did this retarded shit?????? I mean WTF
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  2. 10-06-2005, 07:06 PM #2
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    You've never had a girl friend so what the fuc do you know about ex-girlfriends, or did you break up with your left hand and start going out with the right ?
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    shes a woman.. what more do you want
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    shit happens is all I can say hoss their's women out there that we'll treat you great and some that will rub stuff in your face it just sounds like normal high school stuff to me I remember that kind of shit happening. Do the same thing to her when you get another girl and she'll get jealous and if she doesn't who cares and move on so good luck hoss everything will work out for the best bro.
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    ahe did it to rub it in Hossina, no grab a bitch to take to the prom hahahahah i remember my prom i got kicked out,,, this also sounds like an episode of Laguna Beach
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  6. 10-06-2005, 07:09 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    You've never had a girl friend so what the fuc do you know about ex-girlfriends, or did you break up with your left hand and start going out with the right ?
    and who the fuck are you?
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    Im not sure i believe a thing you say, but...

    Some chicks love to cause trouble. I know one who's like that to this day. Fuck her in his bed and leave a condom under his pillowl.

    If he catches you in the act, ask him if both of you have to leave, or if you can get a couple of hours sleep first.
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    Wow, I can't explain how happy I am that all that kiddie shit is behind me.

    Immature bitches are the worst kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return Of Hossina
    I was at work today and me and my girl broke up a couple weeks ago, i didnt think anything of it really. Thousands of bitches in HS.

    Anyways we still planned on going to prom together as "good friends". Today at work she walks into the store with her friend, and some guy on her arm, looks at me and smiles and waves, and walks out. I get off work, get home, and i just got off the phone with her. She called, with the fucking guy over there and tells me that he asked her out, that they're together now etc...

    I said, "is that the guy you brought into work?" she goes "yah!" I was on speaker phone and he was there, skinny fucking kid.

    I said "Why the hell did you bring that fuckstick into where i work?" shes like well...i really like him, and i just wanted to say hey...

    I told her to find another date for prom and that she should go with him because i dont wanna go with some weird ass female who isn't into me, let alone dating some fuckstick. Can someone explain why she did this retarded shit?????? I mean WTF
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    hoss go to the prom and put laxatives in her drinks
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  10. 10-06-2005, 07:23 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    hoss go to the prom and put laxatives in her drinks
    Shit man its six months away and I have three girls I can definitly go with, that kinda shit just irritates me and makes me think, "God--when did she become such a retard?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    hoss go to the prom and put laxatives in her drinks
    this guy has the right idea...laxative is kool but if u really want a laugh there is this syrup of ipecac(probably not spelled right) that induces VOMITING! it is odorless and you can buy over-the-counter!! fuckin awesome huh? my best friens liked it
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  12. 10-06-2005, 07:27 PM #12
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    she prolly brought him in, bc she knows your a closet fag.. and wanted to see if youd hit it..




    well would ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Wow, I can't explain how happy I am that all that kiddie shit is behind me.

    Immature bitches are the worst kind.

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    A F-ING MEN!!!
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    The Return of Hossina, how do you expect us to take you seriously when your name is fukin HOSSINA and you are sportin a pink bra and thong! Topping it all off by talking about who you're going to take to the prom
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  15. 10-06-2005, 07:42 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    A F-ING MEN!!!
    I want to choke her...maybe not with my hands though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    The Return of Hossina, how do you expect us to take you seriously when your name is fukin HOSSINA and you are sportin a pink bra and thong! Topping it all off by talking about who you're going to take to the prom



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    Smak Its sounds to me the way she is talking I bet it is really a guy trying to be women in this forum. I have never hear a women talk that way. This girl ops guy talks like trash.

    I just would not waist my time on her ops I mean him. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by tawweiliu
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    Smak Its sounds to me the way she is talking I bet it is really a guy trying to be women in this forum. I have never hear a women talk that way. This girl ops guy talks like trash.

    I just would not waist my time on her ops I mean him. lol
    LOL.

    Why hello there tawweilu. We meet again.
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  18. 10-06-2005, 07:51 PM #18
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    I hate j00 all. Not really
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    You secksay little assgoblin.
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    you will realize what she is doing.......highschool drama man thats all it is....she wants you to be jealus of her.....go get a college chick for prom....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    You secksay little assgoblin.

    Hey did you see that Vido clip anout the guy that was talking smak.


    lol and no it's not about you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tawweiliu
    Hey did you see that Vido clip anout the guy that was talking smak.


    lol and no it's not about you!
    I'm about to watch it right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    I'm about to watch it right now.

    It's really good!
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  24. 10-06-2005, 08:27 PM #24
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    OOooooooh that fucking bitch...I just talked to that guy and hes all like i dont want a problem with you but whats up with you and her? She said you all were just friends...

    I called her out and made her look like a fucking bitch in front of that guy...I told him we were together, swiped her fucking v-card, etc and he was just like dude thats really fucked up she didnt tell me any of that im sorry etc etc. I told him it was no big deal, the strange thing is i'm not pissed off. I just dont wanna talk to her or see her again--that sound weird or what?
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  25. 10-06-2005, 08:30 PM #25
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    and yes Fighter--I told her I hope someone strangles her for being fake because she isnt worth the effort.
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  26. 10-06-2005, 08:52 PM #26
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    is hossina banned for real???
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  27. 10-06-2005, 10:34 PM #27
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    Nevar!
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  28. 10-06-2005, 10:37 PM #28
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    Were you wearing your pink bikini at work again Hoss?
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  29. 10-06-2005, 10:41 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by copenhagen
    you will realize what she is doing.......highschool drama man thats all it is....she wants you to be jealus of her.....go get a college chick for prom....

    Fuck, I had one and lost one in 5 minutes

    BigGuy827LR: You oughta be my new date for prom
    KMarie989: ok
    KMarie989: if you want me to be i will be..
    BigGuy827LR: you wanna?
    BigGuy827LR: you're fun, and we can do it alot
    KMarie989: but what happened to jessica?
    BigGuy827LR: too young, and immature. Not for me
    KMarie989: fine...cant wait

    Then we both remembered shes going to be in Europe for college when prom comes. FUCK.
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    dude. Calm down with the personal life stuff on the boards. Dont stress over a prom date..its sooo far away. My gf last year was in my group right after we broke up she asked this other dude and tried to make me jealous the entire time like kissing him in the limo and everywhere and like holding hands and shit. Girls r like that. Besides...homecoming is coming up isn't it? Or am i the only one that had that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    dude. Calm down with the personal life stuff on the boards. Dont stress over a prom date..its sooo far away. My gf last year was in my group right after we broke up she asked this other dude and tried to make me jealous the entire time like kissing him in the limo and everywhere and like holding hands and shit. Girls r like that. Besides...homecoming is coming up isn't it? Or am i the only one that had that?
    Already done with that , i was nominated homecoming king by some asshole, I didnt wanna be nominated for that shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return Of Hossina
    Already done with that , i was nominated homecoming Queen by some asshole, I didnt wanna be nominated for that shit
    For some reason, I don't doubt you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return Of Hossina
    Already done with that , i was nominated homecoming king by some asshole, I didnt wanna be nominated for that shit
    i was the prom king..bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i was the prom queen..bitch

    ..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    ..........
    you w ere my date, i didnt hear you complaining
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    you w ere my date, i didnt hear you complaining

    Yeah, you cheap bastard.....

    You promised to take me to dinner at a nice place.......

    I don't think that Krystal qualifies, as a nice place.....
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    Totally agree with you dude...send her packing....


    Need a date for prom?
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    Those little boys wouldn't even know what to do with you. Poor Hoss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBdmfkr
    Those little boys wouldn't even know what to do with you. Poor Hoss.

    Oh yes i would....and yes PV we can go
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