300+grams of protein. Dangerous!

For the last couple weeks I have been hitting 3-350grams a day.. OMG! I could've clear out the gym with my farts! Glad I went during a slow time. Did legs earlier this week and I was leaving trails of smoke! haha, just thought I'd share. Beware of toxic gas when Protein loading.

I bet you enjoy the smell. Do you wear shorts to the gym, so that the smell leaves you area sooner?

I feel sorry for my mom. She's always complaining about the small of my farts. I feel bad for her hehe. I always tell her it's the protein.

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I bet you enjoy the smell. Do you wear shorts to the gym, so that the smell leaves you area sooner?

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No, it isn't a good smell, and I do them with pride, kinda like marking my territory. No one will use the bench I'm on for a good 5minutes, enough time for me to get water and return. :)

:lol: ...lol@'marking territory'

You must be known at your gym as the guy who smells up the whole place. Its just as bad as the dude who does not wear deodorant. We talk about him at our gym.

i let them out by the water fountain, so everyone can partake

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I feel sorry for my mom. She's always complaining about the small of my farts. I feel bad for her hehe. I always tell her it's the protein.

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That's Funny Sh!t :aaGreen22

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No, it isn't a good smell, and I do them with pride, kinda like marking my territory. No one will use the bench I'm on for a good 5minutes, enough time for me to get water and return. :)

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Your lucky no girl walked by you lol that would of bean so funny! :1laugh:

i lem em rip all the time in the gym. no one even seems to notice. hehe, i think they think its a guy or something. its the best when im in the front row of tread mills...everyone is trying to suck wind on cardio machines. instead, they suck in my gaseous excretions. ha ha.

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You must be known at your gym as the guy who smells up the whole place. Its just as bad as the dude who does not wear deodorant. We talk about him at our gym.

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Yes I smell of fresh shit in the morning. If you ate like me you would actually understand what I'm talkin about, but obviously at 175lbs it never occured to you that you might need to eat more to gain weight.

Tawweiliu, I save the good ones for my wife. She loves the smell of napalm in the morning! :lol:

xtina, You just NASTY! haha Always the fine ones that let out the stinkiest farts!

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i lem em rip all the time in the gym. no one even seems to notice. hehe, i think they think its a guy or something. its the best when im in the front row of tread mills...everyone is trying to suck wind on cardio machines. instead, they suck in my gaseous excretions. ha ha.

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Lmao!

priceless

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i lem em rip all the time in the gym. no one even seems to notice. hehe, i think they think its a guy or something. its the best when im in the front row of tread mills...everyone is trying to suck wind on cardio machines. instead, they suck in my gaseous excretions. ha ha.

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I knew it! You are the one that farts then blames all the guys when the guys start looking around saying what is that smell.

get cruis to spot you on sqauts,,,he loves the smell of arse purfume!!!
couldnt resist that cruis baby!!!

aint it goot the way ur own fart smells good ??

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I knew it! You are the one that farts then blames all the guys when the guys start looking around saying what is that smell.

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no way...if its good enough to turn heads, ill admit to it. all my friends dont even ask anymore. they all just laugh. or if its really bad they run screaming.

haha well at least u admit it

funny