this is what eating chicken and egg whites all summer will lead to!!!
it all leads to one night where you get extremely wasted and make an ass out of yourself. We arent talking drunk here, we're talking PISS DRUNK. I'd much rather have 1 all out piss drunk night every 6 months than a bunch of shitty ones every other week that **** my training up more in the long haul. So out we go. Keep in mind, I havent been hammered since last April. I drank like 7 diet coke and rums, then went to my buddies place for this party he was having and had half a glass of vodka w/ half cranberry juice. By this time I'm gone. Then it happens, that amazing thing that only comes around once in a blue moon that turns drunk into straight CRUNK. A large jar of cherries that have been soaked in 180 proof grain alcohol for 3 years!!! Uh oh, I eat 6 of them!! So now I'm really making an ass out of myself. I went off on the guy at the coffee shop downtown furiously complaining that somebody is alwasy takign a shit in their bathroom and all their food does is make people shit. Everytime I gotta go somebody is up in there shitting!! Then I go on to talk about LSD in the coffee shops and how his place was a drug haven for heroin addicts w/ laptop computers. Then being the asshole I am, out at the bar I had the best one liner w/ this fat bitch. I walked up to order a couple drinks, I had to pull a chair over to get up there. So because I'm standing next to this pig she thinks I'm about to hit on her. "My husband is sitting there" there she says. (the guy was actually in the bathroom) So I reply "this isnt like the movie ghost is it?" since nobody was there in the seat. She got pissed. WTF, I wouldnt even think about hitting on this hog. It's like oh my God, the dangerous muscle man is standing next to me, what do I do, my husband is here!!!! Stay home bitch!! So all in all the night was kicking, got tore up, now its off to IHOP this morning, pounding lots of H20 today and protien, back in the gym hard tomorrow, wont have another one of these nights for about another 6 months. Yee, Haww