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    anyone else getting pissed with acorns?

    acorns are dropping everywhere and i could hear them hitting the top of my truck last night while i was trying to go to sleep. i pull into the parking lot today hop out of my truck and take about 3 steps and get hit in the ear with a damn acorn.

    as i typed this i could hear 3 acorns hit the roof and roll down into the gutter. i can't wait till they're gone.

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    do they have acorns in arizona? oh wait,,,,,,,wrong forum. i cant get the question thing outta my mind. damn!!!

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    acorns suck

    anything that falls out of trees this time of the year sucks

    raking leaves sucks

    raking up spider balls sucks

    id like a house with no trees around it except for tall palms for shade in some areas.
    and grass that didnt grow and always stayed green - but was real
    and no neighbors within 2 miles
    and a moat around my property to keep assholes away

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERDBOL
    do they have acorns in arizona? oh wait,,,,,,,wrong forum. i cant get the question thing outta my mind. damn!!!
    don't know about arizona but i'm considering cutting down the oak trees here at the office and my house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    acorns suck

    anything that falls out of trees this time of the year sucks

    raking leaves sucks

    raking up spider balls sucks

    id like a house with no trees around it except for tall palms for shade in some areas.
    and grass that didnt grow and always stayed green - but was real
    and no neighbors within 2 miles
    and a moat around my property to keep assholes away
    oh, that's a good idea. i definetely need a moat around my house with a draw bridge.

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    there u go punch

    and have it stocked with gators

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    I'll trade you those acorns for these small 1" blood sucking vampire mosquitoes down here in south Florida. How's that sound? Acorns...PLEASE... Loose a little blood and have the bite area swell up to a size of a quarter and itch for days. Now that's fun..



    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    acorns are dropping everywhere and i could hear them hitting the top of my truck last night while i was trying to go to sleep. i pull into the parking lot today hop out of my truck and take about 3 steps and get hit in the ear with a damn acorn.

    as i typed this i could hear 3 acorns hit the roof and roll down into the gutter. i can't wait till they're gone.

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    hahaa that sucks man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffader
    I'll trade you those acorns for these small 1" blood sucking vampire mosquitoes down here in south Florida. How's that sound? Acorns...PLEASE... Loose a little blood and have the bite area swell up to a size of a quarter and itch for days. Now that's fun..
    i don't know about that trade, you'll have to throw something else in there to make it sound like a good deal. like lifetime supply of gear or sumthing simple like that. don't those mosquitos have some crazy dieseases like gingervitus and stuff of that nature?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    there u go punch

    and have it stocked with gators
    i don't know about that, i might have to much to drink one night and fall into it. it'd be bad enough i was wet, but i definetely wouldn't want to fight an alligator.

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    i hate mosquitos. people say that theres a reason for every living creature but those things serve no purpose

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    "gingervitus"

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    i hate mosquitos. people say that theres a reason for every living creature but those things serve no purpose
    i agree, mosquitos and flies serve no purpose. they both feed spiders but i hate spiders too.

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    spiders are stupid

    i like them from a distance - like on TV when im watching some insect show but thats about it. i like watching spiders eat scorpions and mice

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    spiders are stupid

    i like them from a distance - like on TV when im watching some insect show but thats about it. i like watching spiders eat scorpions and mice
    did you see that post about a month or 2 back about the ones they have in iraq that are about 8 inches tall and the soldiers could hear them running around while they are trying to sleep? those would scare the hell out of me.

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    I hate mosquitoes. My chic can go outside for 10 hours and never get bite. I go from my house to the truck and I get nailed. They must hate Estrogen and love Testosterone or something. Nasty insects. Worthless!!
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    **** leaves, spiders, spider balls, and acorns.


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    mosquitoes are pointless! they steal ppls blood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    did you see that post about a month or 2 back about the ones they have in iraq that are about 8 inches tall and the soldiers could hear them running around while they are trying to sleep? those would scare the hell out of me.

    i didnt see the post but ive heard/read about them often. camel spiders is what they are called. relatively harmless but due to their size they are def scary looking. and the fact that they travel quickly across the desert makes them even scarier.

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    pine cones

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    yeah - pine cones suck too

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    yeah - pine cones suck too
    i found some pine cones in the back of my truck i think it was last week. stupid squirrels knocked em down and ate em in the back of my truck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    i hate mosquitos. people say that theres a reason for every living creature but those things serve no purpose
    dont forget wasps and hornets, little fvckers!! dont mind bees coz they dont sting u unless u piss em off, but bloody wasps and hornets sting u for fun. I swear flying insects were created purely to piss everyone off! I feel sorry for horses and cows 2, coz they cant swot the bastards away!

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    well my truck is too big to fit in my garage...
    haha jamesc do u get stung alot or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    well my truck is too big to fit in my garage...
    haha jamesc do u get stung alot or something?
    that's the problem i'm running into. the extended cab on my truck makes it about 6 inches to long to fit. i'm moving back into my parents house so that i can save money to finish the customizing of my truck so i'll have any of the extra 3 spots in the garage to choose from, maybe i'll park sideways and take up all 3 spots just because i can. by this time next year i should have my truck almost done, about 15g's left to dump into it.

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    Punch if you hate acorns then you hate squirrels. Why do you hate Squirrels punch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Punch if you hate acorns then you hate squirrels. Why do you hate Squirrels punch?
    squirrels drop pine cones in my driveway, bed of my truck, and anywhere else and also dig holes in the bark around my house to bury acorns. the ground squirrels dig holes and mound the dirt up around their hole and just annoy the hell out of me. i'm declaring war on the ground squirrels this year. grey squirrels i hate but i'll let them live.

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    squirrels suck

    i hate squirrels

    plus it pisses me off that there are no babies squirrels. they must be born adults

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    well my truck is too big to fit in my garage...
    haha jamesc do u get stung alot or something?
    not so much nemore, since i perfected the technique of squashin or clapping them without getting stung!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    squirrels suck

    i hate squirrels

    plus it pisses me off that there are no babies squirrels. they must be born adults
    i didn't even think about that. i've never seen a baby squirrel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    did you see that post about a month or 2 back about the ones they have in iraq that are about 8 inches tall and the soldiers could hear them running around while they are trying to sleep? those would scare the hell out of me.

    You're telling me these things aren't dangerous?

    http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider-bite.htm

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    lol - there is no way that spider did that to that dude.

    and i love that pic of the spiders - first of all - there are 2 of them. 2ndly - with that camera so close up they make the thing look 5x bigger then it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    i didn't even think about that. i've never seen a baby squirrel.

    and u never will

    the only thing i can think of is they are born in the winter and by time the spring comes around when they come back out they are big enough to pass for adults. sounds good to me.

    otherwise - baby squirrels dont exist imo

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    im at a cabin in the poconos right now and i swear to god it sounds like there is an army outside armed with paintball guns. there are acorns falling like hailstones.

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