Honey, your balls are, hmm small!
So last night I am in bed with my gf, she sighed and says
GF: "You really have small balls"
322: "What? What do you means?"
GF: "Yes they are small, not normal they are that small, why are they small"
322: "I dunno, maybe I am made this way!"
GF: "Im asking you a question, why are they tiny lil nuts? Do you take something, tell me!"
322: "What the hell! Why you saying this, you have no conception of facts that my balls are small and were reduced because im using something eh!"
GF: "Liar, they are not hanging, they are stuck in the ceiling, the tiny nuts are grabbed in the tree, raisin bran let's call these balls, mini ball you have!"
GF: "Hobbits'ball you have, hey frodo, midget testicules"
322: "mouhhahahahahahahahahahahaha"
GF: "Ive asked a trainer and two bodybuilders at my job, and everything they told me is happening here!"
322: "Good! call me muscle nuts!"
GF: "Thats it im gonna inject myself some drano, or snif some comet, hell its gonna make me bigger *now gf doing a double front bicep pose in her bed*, "look at me look at me, I have small balls but big guns!!!!!"
322: "bwhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! *im seriously rolling on the bed laughing my small balls off"
Yes my gf is a freak, after a two hours questionning by a funny woman with the lips of angelina jolie, I didnt said anything!
she took my silence as a yes!
she offered me a syrinque of coffee this morning tho! ::busted
