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    Water or Coke?????????

    This will make you stop and think, it's a real eye opener!
    >
    > Water or Coke?? We all know that water is important but I've never seen it
    > written down like this before.
    >
    >
    >
    > WATER
    > 1.? 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
    >
    > 2.? In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often
    > mistaken for hunger.
    >
    > 3.? Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
    >
    >
    > 4.? One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost
    > 100%
    > of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.
    >
    > 5.? Lack of water: the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
    >
    > 6.? Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could
    > significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
    >
    >
    > 7.? A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzz short-term memory,
    > trouble
    > with basic ! math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a
    > printed page.
    >
    > 8.? Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer
    > by
    > 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50%
    > less
    > likely to develop bladder cancer.
    >
    >
    >
    > And now for the properties of COKE:
    >
    > 1.? In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of
    > coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
    >
    > 2.? You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in
    > two
    > days.
    >
    > 3.? To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and
    > let
    > the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.? The citric acid in
    > Coke removes stains from vitreous China.
    >
    > 4.? To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a
    > rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
    >
    > 5.? To clean corrosion from car battery terminals! Pour a can of Coca-Cola
    > over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
    >
    > 6.? To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the
    > rusted bolt for several minutes.
    >
    > 7.? To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan,
    > wrap
    > the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.? Thirty minutes before the ham is
    > finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for
    > a
    > sumptuous brown gravy.
    >
    > 8.? To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of
    > greasy
    > clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle.? The Coca-Cola
    > will
    > help loosen grease stains.
    >
    > 9.? It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
    >
    >
    >
    > For Your Info:
    >
    > 1.? The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.? Its pH is 2.8. It
    > will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.? Phosphoric acid also leaches
    > calcium
    > from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in
    > osteoporosis.
    >
    > 2.? To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must
    > use
    > the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive
    > materials.
    >
    > 3.? The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of
    > their trucks for about 20 years!
    >
    > Now the question is, would you like a coke or a glass of water?
    >
    > Have A Great Day and Share It With Others

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    I'm thirsty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I'm thirsty.
    Can I buy you a drink???

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    Dammit!!! does diet coke fall in the same catagory.... you're making me feel shitty, I'm drinking one right now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Can I buy you a drink???
    Yeah, how about a jack and coke...on the rocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Yeah, how about a jack and coke...on the rocks.
    Make it two bartender

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    are you ****ing kidding me, throw up on a t-bone and it will be gone in less than a day. ****ing retards trying to make a point. Hydrochloric acid (stomach acid) has a ph of 1. hmm... drinking coke raises the ph of the stomach... Then your body being in homeostasis balances back to the natural ph.

    Those are old figures on dehydration. New studies have come out saying to drink when you are thirsty as to not deplete electrolytes.

    think before you post

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    Quote Originally Posted by SickNasty
    are you ****ing kidding me, throw up on a t-bone and it will be gone in less than a day. ****ing retards trying to make a point. Hydrochloric acid (stomach acid) has a ph of 1. hmm... drinking coke raises the ph of the stomach... Then your body being in homeostasis balances back to the natural ph.

    Those are old figures on dehydration. New studies have come out saying to drink when you are thirsty as to not deplete electrolytes.

    think before you post
    I guess you told him A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SickNasty
    are you ****ing kidding me, throw up on a t-bone and it will be gone in less than a day. ****ing retards trying to make a point. Hydrochloric acid (stomach acid) has a ph of 1. hmm... drinking coke raises the ph of the stomach... Then your body being in homeostasis balances back to the natural ph.

    Those are old figures on dehydration. New studies have come out saying to drink when you are thirsty as to not deplete electrolytes.

    think before you post
    Easy testy!!!!!! Its just an informative post, if you want to update it feel free

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    I never drink water.. it doesn't taste good

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    Quote Originally Posted by SickNasty

    think before you post
    are you kidding me ???

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    hahha i justed used a coke to lean my battery cables

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.P.G
    are you kidding me ???
    Yeah pretty funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by SickNasty
    are you ****ing kidding me, throw up on a t-bone and it will be gone in less than a day. ****ing retards trying to make a point. Hydrochloric acid (stomach acid) has a ph of 1. hmm... drinking coke raises the ph of the stomach... Then your body being in homeostasis balances back to the natural ph.

    Those are old figures on dehydration. New studies have come out saying to drink when you are thirsty as to not deplete electrolytes.

    think before you post
    nice job getting your panties in a bunch over what im sure is nothing more then a interesting type of posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    nice job getting your panties in a bunch over what im sure is nothing more then a interesting type of posting.
    He just really likes his cokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SickNasty
    are you ****ing kidding me, throw up on a t-bone and it will be gone in less than a day. ****ing retards trying to make a point. Hydrochloric acid (stomach acid) has a ph of 1. hmm... drinking coke raises the ph of the stomach... Then your body being in homeostasis balances back to the natural ph.

    Those are old figures on dehydration. New studies have come out saying to drink when you are thirsty as to not deplete electrolytes.

    think before you post

    YEAH CRUISE!!!!

    I've had it with your thoughtless posting of such potentially harmful information!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    YEAH CRUISE!!!!

    I've had it with your thoughtless posting of such potentially harmful information!!!!


    Yeah I'm such an ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    YEAH CRUISE!!!!

    I've had it with your thoughtless posting of such potentially harmful information!!!!


    hell year!!!!!!! cruis, should be band for that shit..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.P.G
    hell year!!!!!!! cruis, should be band for that shit..........

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    i drink nothing but water...havent had a soda in....damn..4-5 years?

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    I'm still waiting on my drink!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    You could make water sound like dirt too. It depends on who is writing the story.

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    Why do we have to over-anal-eyes everything

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    Let's discuss the difference between the color of clothes that we wear when we workout and how sweat attracts black dyes more than white and absorbs into the skin only to poison us, eventually causing skin cancer.

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    I'm going to the gym, and oh yeah btw I prefer water over soda!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    This will make you stop and think, it's a real eye opener!
    >
    > Water or Coke?? We all know that water is important but I've never seen it
    > written down like this before.
    >
    >
    >
    > WATER
    > 1.? 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
    >
    > 2.? In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often
    > mistaken for hunger.
    >
    > 3.? Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
    >
    >
    > 4.? One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost
    > 100%
    > of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.
    >
    > 5.? Lack of water: the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
    >
    > 6.? Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could
    > significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
    >
    >
    > 7.? A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzz short-term memory,
    > trouble
    > with basic ! math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a
    > printed page.
    >
    > 8.? Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer
    > by
    > 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50%
    > less
    > likely to develop bladder cancer.
    >
    >
    >
    > And now for the properties of COKE:
    >
    > 1.? In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of
    > coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
    >
    > 2.? You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in
    > two
    > days.
    >
    > 3.? To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and
    > let
    > the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.? The citric acid in
    > Coke removes stains from vitreous China.
    >
    > 4.? To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a
    > rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
    >
    > 5.? To clean corrosion from car battery terminals! Pour a can of Coca-Cola
    > over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
    >
    > 6.? To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the
    > rusted bolt for several minutes.
    >
    > 7.? To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan,
    > wrap
    > the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.? Thirty minutes before the ham is
    > finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for
    > a
    > sumptuous brown gravy.
    >
    > 8.? To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of
    > greasy
    > clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle.? The Coca-Cola
    > will
    > help loosen grease stains.
    >
    > 9.? It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
    >
    >
    >
    > For Your Info:
    >
    > 1.? The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.? Its pH is 2.8. It
    > will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.? Phosphoric acid also leaches
    > calcium
    > from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in
    > osteoporosis.
    >
    > 2.? To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must
    > use
    > the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive
    > materials.
    >
    > 3.? The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of
    > their trucks for about 20 years!
    >
    > Now the question is, would you like a coke or a glass of water?
    >
    > Have A Great Day and Share It With Others
    i watched an episode of mythbusters and they tested all those myths about cleaning bumbers and eating away steaks they were all true. the coke even made an old penny sparkle.

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    So, moral of the storry is whenever thirsty, grab a coke?

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    Everybody knows pop is horrible for you, why do people still drink it? Just drink a ****in beer man, they taste way better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I'm still waiting on my drink!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sorry sweetie but this bartender sux

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    I guess I'll switch to Pepsi...

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    that article didn't even touch on all the sugar and calories in coke.

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    Theres some girls, a few houses down, who really like their coke...

    Most of them look like they could use a steak of the non tube variety once in a while.

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