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    Its dark in the Closet!!!!!!!! LMAO

    A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
    Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband
    came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. Theboy now has
    company.
    >???
    >???? Boy: "Dark in here."
    >???? Man: "Yes it is."
    >???? Boy: "I have a baseball."
    >???? Man: "That's nice."
    >???? Boy: "Want to buy it?"
    >???? Man: "No, thanks."
    >???? Boy: "My dad's outside."
    >???? Man: "OK, how much?"
    >???? Boy: "$250."
    >???
    >??? In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
    are in the closet together.
    >???
    >??? Boy: "Dark in here."
    >??? Man: "Yes, it is."
    >??? Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
    >??? Man: "How much?"
    >??? Boy: "$750."
    >??? Man: "Fine."
    >???
    >??? A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
    outside and toss the baseball!"
    >???
    >??? The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
    >???
    >??? The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
    >???
    >??? The son says, "$1,000."
    >???
    >??? The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
    That is way more! than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church
    and make you confess."
    >???
    >??? They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy
    sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
    >???
    >??? The boy says, "Dark in here."
    >???
    >??? The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

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    Lol!!

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    good one

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    now that's a good joke cruise.

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    thats so untrue, if he was a priest, he would have been all over the little boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    thats so untrue, if he was a priest, he would have been all over the little boy
    Funny joke but deca , I am kinda offended by that. I take my faith seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    Funny joke but deca, I am kinda offended by that. I take my faith seriously.
    were you touched? you can tell me, it isnt your fault..dam cathlics

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    Funny joke but deca, I am kinda offended by that. I take my faith seriously.
    Then you should be the first to know that stuff happens all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    were you touched? you can tell me, it isnt your fault..dam cathlics
    no i wasnt, but two of my best friends just died in a car accident, and its my faith thats held me together.

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    hahahaa funny joke

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    sorry to hear about your buds, but that has little or nothing to do with how the catholic church assists in the cover ups of what their priests do, maybe if they went to religion like u bro, no one would make jokes about em

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    thats so untrue, if he was a priest, he would have been all over the little boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    sorry to hear about your buds, but that has little or nothing to do with how the catholic church assists in the cover ups of what their priests do, maybe if they went to religion like u bro, no one would make jokes about em
    nah im just fvckin around, youve been such a tuff guy lately and its pissing me off. bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    nah im just fvckin around, youve been such a tuff guy lately and its pissing me off. bitch.
    you bastard, now id be scared to be two of your friends... karma baby..hahah evil bro.. just evil, and im a huge internet toughguy.. watch your step

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    you bastard, now id be scared to be two of your friends... karma baby..hahah evil bro.. just evil, and im a huge internet toughguy.. watch your step
    one of the toughest I've ran into so far

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    you bastard, now id be scared to be two of your friends... karma baby..hahah evil bro.. just evil, and im a huge internet toughguy.. watch your step
    well i only got one friend, so i guess hes gonna get fukd up REAL bad lol.

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