Brb

I just gotta go have a crap.



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LOL ok dude flush that $hit hard......

How about a courtesy flush! :D

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Originally Posted by S.P.G

LOL ok dude flush that $hit hard......

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Teach that Turd whose boss.....

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Originally Posted by Dally

I just gotta go have a crap.



:rolleyes:

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Have a crap?...is that like having a meal?..or like going to the store to "take" a crap?....I prefer to leave a crap.But that's me.

~Pinnacle~

i just had ag reat LOZ myself

I'm back.


the fukin toilet overflowed cause I masked that fukker off with too much TP....and now theres shitty water and vitamin b12 yellow azz piss EVERYWHERE....

i'm gonna go back in and if anyone is in there.... go like ...

WTF Happened??!!! :lol:

This thread has really gotten shitty..........

I love it when someone walks in the restroom while you dropping a serious load.

You hear them start to wash their hands or unzip to pee, the smell hits them and they shout out "Son of a Bitch" and hurriedly leave......

I just love it when I'm taking a sh!t, someone walks in, and I pretend like I'm not there, but I have a piece hanging out of my a$$, and it falls off and hits the toilet water like a fvckin' rock, and I'm exposed, d@mn

I love it when I have a huge diarrea dump and spray the whole bowl really good and it sticks there even after a few flushes for the next "user"



or even better when I have the same diarrea spitter and then have a magic log fire out at mach 2 and completely drench my ass and bag in diarrea water...

and then run outta tp wipin up.

WICKED!


P.S I went back in and there is this little 100 pound mohammed in there havin a wizz with his feet strategically placed around the shitty water and I come in and go....

ohhh Mohammed what the fuk did you do?

he said. IT WAS NOT ME....and then zipped up and said GOODEVENING.


hahahahaa

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Originally Posted by Dally

I love it when I have a huge diarrea dump and spray the whole bowl really good and it sticks there even after a few flushes for the next "user"



or even better when I have the same diarrea spitter and then have a magic log fire out at mach 2 and completely drench my ass and bag in diarrea water...

and then run outta tp wipin up.

WICKED!


P.S I went back in and there is this little 100 pound mohammed in there havin a wizz with his feet strategically placed around the shitty water and I come in and go....

ohhh Mohammed what the fuk did you do?

he said. IT WAS NOT ME....and then zipped up and said GOODEVENING.


hahahahaa

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LMFAO!!! :lol: Bro, you crack me up big time.

:aapostpic

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Originally Posted by Dally

I love it when I have a huge diarrea dump and spray the whole bowl really good and it sticks there even after a few flushes for the next "user"



or even better when I have the same diarrea spitter and then have a magic log fire out at mach 2 and completely drench my ass and bag in diarrea water...

and then run outta tp wipin up.

WICKED!


P.S I went back in and there is this little 100 pound mohammed in there havin a wizz with his feet strategically placed around the shitty water and I come in and go....

ohhh Mohammed what the fuk did you do?

he said. IT WAS NOT ME....and then zipped up and said GOODEVENING.


hahahahaa

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that's pretty nasty. how bout when you have tons of little terds at the bottom of the toilet that look like lil smokies. reminds me of this morning.