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    How Mr. Olympia 2005 really went down...

    Ronnie approaches Weider backstage. " Hey nigga, you got the goods?" "Yeah man, cool it we're straight. Here's the GH, Deca and Test." "Sorry man, this Deca dicks killin' me. Keep it real dawg," Ronnie pats Weider on the back. "I'm the champ, I'm the champ nigga, he says loudly while looking off into space as is lost in a feeling of ultimate egotism. "8 times mother****er, 8 times!!!!!" "But, uh Big Ron, we agreed to let Jay win this time, I thought.." Ronnie's face turned stone cold and callous immediately. "You keep this from me bitch and I'll bleed you." All the other bodybuilders heard this and stared in shock at Mr. Coleman. "What the ****?" He poins to Gustavo and Jackson. "Do I gotta kick your asses again to win this shit 8 times?" "Nobody ain't gonna stop me? Good. Great. Yeah, that's what I thought bitches."
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    uh.....sure. Ya..

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    can someone please ban this guy

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    I don't know what to say..........

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    good thread to whore up....


    +1


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    PRIEST SHOULD HAVE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! 22" BICEPS and 54" CHEST with a 29" WAIST ON A 5'4 FRAME, NUFF SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FeldMarshellPotter
    PRIEST SHOULD HAVE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! 22" BICEPS and 54" CHEST with a 29" WAIST ON A 5'4 FRAME, NUFF SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    he got skeered and dropped out

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    He just knew he'd get ****ed over like always

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    Quote Originally Posted by FeldMarshellPotter
    He just knew he'd get ****ed over like always
    hes 4 feet tall..he looks like an overgrown 12 year old

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    whoah....oh no you didn't....

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    hes 4 feet tall..he looks like an overgrown 12 year old
    That's actually quite true...

    I can respect a bodybuilder, an elite one at that. But you have NO idea how short the guy really is! He's 5'4"!! That's ridiculous!! Most middle-school boys are over that height and still growing...

    (Source: http://www.bodybuilders.com/priest.htm)

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    I'm 5'4 @ 21 yrs old....I'm no ****ing midget

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    why are you so friggin weird?

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    i have issues man, i think girls hate me because i'm short

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    Ronnie is the shit when it comes to Pro BB, he is on top of everyone else.

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    or maybe i'm just ugly...anyway this is a great way to get posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    why are you so friggin weird?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FeldMarshellPotter
    or maybe i'm just ugly...anyway this is a great way to get posts
    stop trying to get sympathy from everyone....

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    Quote Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
    good thread to whore up....


    +1

    LMAO, agreed.

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    listen buddy, you have been banned under three other accounts...you are on thin ice here. Please go back and read 3Vandoo's sticky here in the lounge

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    Why not invest in plastic surgery then and have your face remodeled has Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie, buy some high heels, and get some inflated body suit so you can look like you are 250 pounds of pure ripped muscles.

    Its a lot of money but its damn worth every penny bro, go get them tiger

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    will do sonar, will do

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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    listen buddy, you have been banned under three other accounts...you are on thin ice here. Please go back and read 3Vandoo's sticky here in the lounge
    Yeah, exactly.

    As well, as a caucasian male, why do you find it neccessary to use the "N" word a plethora of times in a post?

    I'm the most urban hip/hop oriented mutha f*cka here, and I'd never think of saying that, even jokingly.

    You've got issues far beyond being vertically challenged and undesirable to females.

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    sorry meds will be here in a few weeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Yeah, exactly.

    As well, as a caucasian male, why do you find it neccessary to use the "N" word a plethora of times in a post?

    I'm the most urban hip/hop oriented mutha f*cka here, and I'd never think of saying that, even jokingly.

    You've got issues far beyond being vertically challenged and undesirable to females.

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    sounds so goddamn articulate

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    sounds so goddamn articulate
    Im going to start misspelling things subtly and see if he notices

    oh wait..dammit..now he knows

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    it takes 3 to tango..

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    You forgot the ' in "I'm"........



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    you're the man Cat, and an inspiration to me...I won't let you down again

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    I didn't mean to offend, only kid around

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    Quote Originally Posted by FeldMarshellPotter
    you're the man Cat, and an inspiration to me...I won't let you down again
    What Did tha Five Fingaz Say to tha Faaace?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FeldMarshellPotter
    you're the man Cat, and an inspiration to me...I won't let you down again
    who is placing odds...

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    damn guys, i thought this thread would have you all on the floor laughing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FeldMarshellPotter
    damn guys, i thought this thread would have you all on the floor laughing....
    you need to take humer classes


    ahem!

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    a hummer class? wth?

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    My story was funny man, admit it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FeldMarshellPotter
    i have issues man, i think girls hate me because i'm short
    they hate u cause ur a fat/ugly piece of shit with a package the size of a quarter(nuts included). go play with your magic cards and listen to marilyn manson ya nazi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cavemanspearchucker
    they hate u cause ur a fat/ugly piece of shit with a package the size of a quarter(nuts included). go play with your magic cards and listen to marilyn manson ya nazi.
    thats a little out of line....

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    please, just take a week off. you may have worn out your welcome

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    Why you guys hate on him so much?

    Give him a break..even if hes a little weird.

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