Thread: Things Hall mark cards can't say
10-20-2005, 02:25 PM #1
Things Hall mark cards can't say
THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
We have been friends for a very long time .
let's say we stop .
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday
So we're having you put to sleep.
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
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10-20-2005, 02:30 PM #2Anabolic Member
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LMAO @ Happy Birthday Uncle-Dad...
10-20-2005, 02:33 PM #3
....I see a new card company on the horizon....."Sentimentally Brutal Thoughts"...by Spywizard....There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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10-20-2005, 05:27 PM #5
Haha, very funny.
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