Thread: Great Quotes Of All Time
10-20-2005, 05:41 PM #1
Great Quotes Of All Time
You ever hear something people say and you just want to quote it all the time cause it was so great. Well, heres your chance...
Ill get it started
"Ill never get divorced, Ill just kill him"
10-20-2005, 05:58 PM #2
I love these 2
Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
10-20-2005, 06:05 PM #3
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
10-20-2005, 06:08 PM #4
We're gonna need a bigger boat
10-20-2005, 06:10 PM #5
"the price is wrong bitch"
10-20-2005, 06:12 PM #6
you burnt up all the food, the shade, the rum!
but why is the rum gone?
Originally Posted by johan
sex is like math... you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope not to multiply
Originally Posted by punchrf
10-20-2005, 08:26 PM #9
"the only normal people are the ones you don't know very well"
drink provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. William Shakespeare
10-20-2005, 08:36 PM #11Junior Member
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"God, says thou shalt not kill"
"That is between them and God, I am just here to set up the meeting!"
10-20-2005, 08:42 PM #12
..its not a quote but i found it funny...why do kamikazee pilots wear helmets?!
10-20-2005, 10:31 PM #13
"he called the shit poop!"
10-20-2005, 10:38 PM #14
itsa helluva thing, killing a man... you take all hes ever got, and all he'll ever have
10-20-2005, 10:42 PM #15
"when there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth"
10-20-2005, 10:43 PM #16
I'm gonna take you to the bank senetor Trent..............to the blood bank.
10-20-2005, 10:44 PM #17
How can you shoot women and children?
Easy you just don't lead em so much............ain't war hell!
10-20-2005, 10:47 PM #18Originally Posted by 24labor
anyone who moves, is a vc.... anyone who doenst, is a well disiplined vc
10-20-2005, 10:48 PM #19
you best phuck off whilst you still got your legs to carry ya
10-20-2005, 10:48 PM #20
your not how much money you have in bank, your not what k inda car you drive.. your not your phuckin khakis
10-20-2005, 10:49 PM #21Originally Posted by Decadbal
10-20-2005, 10:51 PM #22
yea. me and a good frined of mine, hes black, we did the animal mother thing all the time, well we used to in college... ppl who didnt know us thought we were crazy.. it was great
10-21-2005, 12:01 AM #23
Can you beleive someone would lie about chemo therapy to get a wig.........would you do that?
No, definitly not...........pretty sure I wouldn't
10-21-2005, 12:03 AM #24
"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."
10-21-2005, 01:02 AM #25
Nancy Astor to Churchill during one of their many arguments "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.' Churchill: Nancy, if you were my wife I would drink it.'
winston was a mother fvckin p-i-m-p......
10-21-2005, 02:52 AM #26
"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."
10-21-2005, 07:17 AM #27
Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold."
10-21-2005, 07:24 AM #28AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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"No bitch.. ur options are on the Dolla menu!
and its a 2 item LIMIT!"
10-21-2005, 07:38 AM #29
"You guys should do a story on me?"--
"Why should we do a story on you?"
"Because i'm so phuckin good!"
10-21-2005, 07:57 AM #30Writer
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Here's some quotes from people who passed away well before the advent of the internet, but reading their words makes me quite certain that they were members of the Anabolic/Androgenic Steroid Boards we have today, and that their comments were in reference to them:
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains. ~ Mary Pettibone Poole
How could she have known about Brotellegence way back then?
Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.
~Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), quoted in New York Times, March 13, 1940
How could Einsten know 'bout cutting and pasting in the 1950's?
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't. ~George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "The Apple Cart" (1930), act I
Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
~G. H. Hardy (1877 - 1947)
Again, sounds familiar...
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC), The Bacchae, circa 407 B.C.
I may have seen this one before...I believe....
Here's some particularly good ones, if you frequent Anabolic Steroid Discussion boards:
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Not entirely true...can just start your own board if you can't get enough fools on your side.....
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
William Hazlitt (1778 - 1830)
I can name a pretty clear example of this.....
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10-21-2005, 08:50 AM #31
quote = from Ron on D wing......"no you pick the soap up"
10-21-2005, 09:02 AM #32To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains. ~ Mary Pettibone Poole
good ones man I like them
10-21-2005, 09:25 AM #33Retired Vet
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'Going to war for peace is like screwing for virginity'
10-21-2005, 09:49 AM #34
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walked or crawled at one time or another. I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."
10-21-2005, 10:11 AM #35
"It used to be there was a way of doing things and things got done. Now everybody's feelings are involved."
10-21-2005, 10:38 AM #36
"watchu talkin bout willis"
10-21-2005, 11:10 AM #37
"Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength." A.S.(Best BB of the 20th Century)
"Sometimes one pays most for what one gets for nothing." A.E. (Best Mind of the 20th Century)
10-21-2005, 11:56 AM #38
like my grandma always said, why buy the cow when you get the sex for free.
10-21-2005, 12:11 PM #39
twinkle twinkle baby, twinkle twinkle
10-21-2005, 12:13 PM #40
it's not john hancock, it's herbie hancock.
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