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10-21-2005, 10:19 AM #1
Keyser Sozey, i found your gay penguin!!
i know your gay penguin ran away, but i think i found out where he went. the little flame is becoming a celebrity!!lol
New York -- Roy and Silo, two chinstrap penguins at the Central Park Zoo in Manhattan, are completely devoted to each other. For nearly six years now, they have been inseparable. They exhibit what in penguin parlance is called "ecstatic behavior": That is, they entwine their necks, they vocalize to each other, they have sex. Silo and Roy are, to anthropomorphize a bit, gay penguins.
When offered female companionship, they have adamantly refused it. And the females aren't interested in them, either.
At one time, the two seemed so desperate to incubate an egg together that they put a rock in their nest and sat on it, keeping it warm in the folds of their abdomens, said their chief keeper, Rob Gramzay. Finally, he gave them a fertile egg that needed care to hatch. Things went perfectly, and a chick, Tango, was born.
For the next 2 1/2 months they raised Tango, keeping her warm and feeding her food from their beaks until she could go out into the world on her own. Gramzay is full of praise. "They did a great job," he said.
Roy and Silo are hardly unusual. Indeed, scientists have found homosexual behavior throughout the animal world.
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10-21-2005, 10:27 AM #2
hahahahaha... which one leads in the dance
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10-21-2005, 10:29 AM #3Originally Posted by Decadbal
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10-21-2005, 10:50 AM #4
hahaha, i know it is safer to deal with penguins than a tiger.. so does he
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10-21-2005, 10:52 AM #5Originally Posted by Decadbal
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10-21-2005, 11:41 AM #6
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10-21-2005, 01:20 PM #7Anabolic Member
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LOL. Those bastards at the zoo. How could they take it into their own hands to name my fuggin pet? To make matters worse they had to name my gay penguin Roy. It was bad enough that they stole him while he was sleeping next to my bed.... How the f*ck did they know he was gay?
BASTARDS!
The only thing I had left was my gay penguin.
me----><---the sumbithces that took away Fred... I named my gay penguin Fred, however, I did not release his name for protective reasons.
100,000 reward to anyone who can safely bring back my gay penguin..
Also, I accept him for what he is, it doesn't matter if he tries to rub up against my ankles at times....I kinda like it
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10-21-2005, 03:28 PM #8Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
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10-21-2005, 03:55 PM #9Anabolic Member
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I miss Fred....Nobody ever even knew he was gay. You know, he didn't act the part...He always had lady penguins calling, but never paid any attention to them.
GD penguin thieves.
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10-21-2005, 03:57 PM #10Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by punchrf
Tree fitty for the safe return of my gay penguin Fred.
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10-21-2005, 04:00 PM #11Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
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10-21-2005, 04:03 PM #12Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by punchrf
OK, 1 package of double stuff oreos and chunky peanut butter.
Infiltrate the zoo and get back my gay penguin...
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10-21-2005, 04:14 PM #13Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
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10-28-2005, 10:56 AM #14
any news on the rescue of fred the gay penguin?
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10-28-2005, 11:04 AM #15Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
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