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    Pregnancy Joke...

    Subject: Bus ..

    A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the
    man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The an Seemed more amused. Finally on her fourth move, the man burst out
    laughing, She complained to the driver who radioed the police and the man was arrested for harassment. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say or himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her pregnant condition. She sat under a sign
    that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will reduce the
    swelling" and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that
    said, William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident...I just lost it."

    "CASE DISMISSED"

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    Your the man Terinox. That shit was hilarious.

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    That's some funny stuff

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    thnx boyz

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    Good one bro !

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