Male Vocabulary

**Pinkvelvet** · 10-25-2005, 01:11 PM

"Haven't I seen you before?" == "Nice ass."

"I'm a Romantic." == "I'm poor." {any guy who claims to be 'really romantic' likely already has a boyfriend of his own...}

"I need you" == "My hand is tired."

"I am different from all the other guys" == "I had an accident in The War."

"I want a commitment." == "I'm getting evicted on Friday."

"You're the only girl I've ever cared about" == "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." {either that, or he just broke up with his last 'only love' a few days ago}

"I really want to get to know you better." == "So I can tell my friends about it." {yes ladies -- guys brag about their conquests, but you gals do too!}

"It's just orange juice, try it." == "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head." {if she's a blonde, that's perfect!! }

"She's kinda cute." == "I want to have sex with her till I am blue." {that's an interesting comment ... do any particular parts turn blue regularly?? you might want to have a doctor look at that!!}

"I don't know if I like her" == "She won't sleep with me."

"I miss you so much" == "I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good." {and the roommate works on a sheep farm, so my other options aren't very attractive...}

"Was it good for you?" == "I'm insecure about my manhood." {also called the 'did you notice??' response}

"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" == "Don't make jokes about Mr. Happy!!"

"I had a wonderful time last night." == "Who the hell are you?"

"Do you really love me?" == "I've done something stupid and you might find out." {oh, she'll find out guy ... trust me!! sooner or later, you're doomed...}

"I have something to tell you." == "Get tested." {I had a phriend who once picked up the phone to hear no sound other than someone clapping their hands next to the receiver. Shure enough, he had it -- the 'clap', that is. Whew -- that'll ruin your day!!}

"I'll give you a call." == "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again." {Guys, when you get that line, just go ahead and erase them from your address book...}

"I've been thinking a lot." == "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

"I think we should just be friends." == "Your ugly." {Either that, or she's found someone else who hoists that Tent Pole of Love just a bit more robustly in the Carnival of Love ... if you get my drift. I'll betcha $10 that he's got a shaved head, and more tattoos than teeth; wanna bet?? }

"I've learned a lot from you." == "Next!!!!"

**MuckDog** · 10-25-2005, 01:12 PM

these are great

this thread is going to be a fun one....

**Mizfit** · 10-25-2005, 01:33 PM

so true

RA · 10-25-2005, 01:37 PM

LMAO...Hey, your kinda cute...

**Booz** · 10-25-2005, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

LMAO...Hey, your kinda cute...

you only just noticed roidy!!

RA · 10-25-2005, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by booz

you only just noticed roidy!!

Well now that she knows man lingo, she knows what that means.

**Booz** · 10-25-2005, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Well now that she knows man lingo, she knows what that means.

**Pinkvelvet** · 10-25-2005, 01:49 PM

Still waiting for my call Roid!!

**needmorestrength** · 10-25-2005, 02:51 PM

lol sounds about right

**xtinaunasty** · 10-25-2005, 05:01 PM

**Evil Predator** · 10-25-2005, 05:37 PM

hey pinkvelvet, havent I seen you before?

**steve0** · 10-25-2005, 05:42 PM

i think that fits pretty good

**bigbouncinballs** · 10-26-2005, 12:27 AM

i need you

RA · 10-26-2005, 06:11 AM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

Still waiting for my call Roid!!

Damn I seemed to have misplaced your number. What is it again?????

**Dally** · 10-26-2005, 09:58 AM

I love you.... (suck it)

I'm sooo tired and cranky today... (suck it make me feel better)

I really lazy right now "sweety" (get in bed and you ride me)

can you make me a protein drink please (do what I say and I wont blow up)

gimme the remote (there is no way your the boss of me and we're not watchin sex in the city)

g'night (thank god we dont have to talk anymore)

I'm goin home! (you better suck it right now...or its over)

so many .. so many.

RA · 10-26-2005, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Dally

I love you.... (suck it)

I'm sooo tired and cranky today... (suck it make me feel better)

I really lazy right now "sweety" (get in bed and you ride me)

can you make me a protein drink please (do what I say and I wont blow up)

gimme the remote (there is no way your the boss of me and we're not watchin sex in the city)

g'night (thank god we dont have to talk anymore)

I'm goin home! (you better suck it right now...or its over)

so many .. so many.

Now if all of those just worked..

**Dally** · 10-26-2005, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Now if all of those just worked..

they did on your mom....your dad was more of a "challenge" tho....

RA · 10-26-2005, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Dally

they did on your mom....your dad was more of a "challenge" tho....

And Dally, when you get done with the family dog can you bring him back....un-warped.

**Dally** · 10-26-2005, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

And Dally, when you get done with the family dog can you bring him back....un-warped.

no problem....and thanks for supposedly "workin him in"

btw ... why are ALL of his teeth missing.....

OHH MY GAWD...NOW thats sick!

good one roidy.

RA · 10-26-2005, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Dally

no problem....and thanks for supposedly "workin him in"

btw ... why are ALL of his teeth missing.....

OHH MY GAWD...NOW thats sick!

good one roidy.

You win. Your the sickest fuk on the board.

**Pinkvelvet** · 10-26-2005, 10:28 AM

I don't know Roid...looks like you could give Dally a run for his money in that category.....

KISSES

RA · 10-26-2005, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

I don't know Roid...looks like you could give Dally a run for his money in that category.....

KISSES

No, I mean hes a girl crappin in your mouth sick...I dont even like golden showers..

**Pinkvelvet** · 10-26-2005, 10:31 AM

WHEW!!!!!

Dally...bad Dally....needs a spanking...!!!

RA · 10-26-2005, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

WHEW!!!!!

Dally...bad Dally....needs a spanking...!!!

Dammit. That backfired...

**Dally** · 10-26-2005, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

No, I mean hes a girl crappin in your mouth sick...I dont even like golden showers..

I said sorry about sprayin you in the eye...get over it already!

**Pinkvelvet** · 10-26-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Dammit. That backfired...

LMAO!!!!

Closest I could find to a spanking for ya Roid!!!

RA · 10-26-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Dally

I said sorry about sprayin you in the eye...get over it already!

Bastage. I say your a sik fak and she wants to spank you now. I was hoping to get one.

RA · 10-26-2005, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

LMAO!!!!

Closest I could find to a spanking for ya Roid!!!

Thank you. Thats better.

**Dally** · 10-26-2005, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

WHEW!!!!!

Dally...bad Dally....needs a spanking...!!!

the only spankin goin on is gonna my balls spankin some assche!

(and of course roid to this thread on his semblance of genitailia)

RA · 10-26-2005, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by Dally

(and of course roid to this thread on his semblance of genitailia)

What are you talking about??? Biggest one you ever saw.

**Dally** · 10-26-2005, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

What are you talking about??? Biggest one you ever saw.

must be all that anavar .... yup biggest clit i've even seen...thank god i didnt touch it...it looked all .....infected n shit.

call me.

RA · 10-26-2005, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Dally

must be all that anavar .... yup biggest clit i've even seen...thank god i didnt touch it...it looked all .....infected n shit.

call me.

Im not talking about your mom, I know shes infected. Thats why I stopped coming around.

**Dally** · 10-26-2005, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Im not talking about your mom, I know shes infected. Thats why I stopped coming around.

well, looks like you both have the aids now.....and the herpes.

I always used rubbers on your fam.

its called courtesy...i mean if they're gonna do EXACTLY WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A PEEP...im gonna wear rubbers.

thats the kinda nice person I am.

**decadbal** · 10-26-2005, 01:21 PM

a few are correct

RA · 10-26-2005, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

well, looks like you both have the aids now.....and the herpes.

I always used rubbers on your fam.

its called courtesy...i mean if they're gonna do EXACTLY WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A PEEP...im gonna wear rubbers.

thats the kinda nice person I am.

(*sniff*) Dally, your a saint...

**Animal Cracker** · 10-26-2005, 05:56 PM

Funny stuff!

**RussianVodka** · 10-26-2005, 06:56 PM

I like it!!!

**NotSmall** · 10-28-2005, 08:29 AM

"Nothing's wrong, I'm fine" == "I'm really pissed off but I'm not going to tell you why, if you loved me you would know what's wrong"

"Is that what you're wearing?" == "Are you colourblind, you look like a bag of sh1t"

That's all I got right now, c'mon guys help me out!

**Testostack** · 10-28-2005, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

"Haven't I seen you before?" == "Nice ass."

"I'm a Romantic." == "I'm poor." {any guy who claims to be 'really romantic' likely already has a boyfriend of his own...}

"I need you" == "My hand is tired."

"I am different from all the other guys" == "I had an accident in The War."

"I want a commitment." == "I'm getting evicted on Friday."

"You're the only girl I've ever cared about" == "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." {either that, or he just broke up with his last 'only love' a few days ago}

"I really want to get to know you better." == "So I can tell my friends about it." {yes ladies -- guys brag about their conquests, but you gals do too!}

"It's just orange juice, try it." == "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head." {if she's a blonde, that's perfect!! }

"She's kinda cute." == "I want to have sex with her till I am blue." {that's an interesting comment ... do any particular parts turn blue regularly?? you might want to have a doctor look at that!!}

"I don't know if I like her" == "She won't sleep with me."

"I miss you so much" == "I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good." {and the roommate works on a sheep farm, so my other options aren't very attractive...}

"Was it good for you?" == "I'm insecure about my manhood." {also called the 'did you notice??' response}

"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" == "Don't make jokes about Mr. Happy!!"

"I had a wonderful time last night." == "Who the hell are you?"

"Do you really love me?" == "I've done something stupid and you might find out." {oh, she'll find out guy ... trust me!! sooner or later, you're doomed...}

"I have something to tell you." == "Get tested." {I had a phriend who once picked up the phone to hear no sound other than someone clapping their hands next to the receiver. Shure enough, he had it -- the 'clap', that is. Whew -- that'll ruin your day!!}

"I'll give you a call." == "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again." {Guys, when you get that line, just go ahead and erase them from your address book...}

"I've been thinking a lot." == "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

"I think we should just be friends." == "Your ugly." {Either that, or she's found someone else who hoists that Tent Pole of Love just a bit more robustly in the Carnival of Love ... if you get my drift. I'll betcha $10 that he's got a shaved head, and more tattoos than teeth; wanna bet?? }

"I've learned a lot from you." == "Next!!!!"

Don't know where you got that but i spent quite a long time to laugh at it, just SO obviously real!!