The old man sent me this today i got a kick out of it maybe you will too.
> > The Geography of a Woman
> >
> > Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
> > half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around
> > the fertile deltas.
> >
> > Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
> > Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially
> > with countries with cash or cars.
> >
> > Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
> > relaxed and convinced of its own
> > beauty.
> >
> > Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She
> > may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
> > desirable place to visit. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like
> > Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.
> > Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
> >
> > Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
> > quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid
> > climate keeps people away.
> >
> > Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With
> > a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
> >
> > After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
> > is, but no one wants to go there.
> >
> > The Geography of a Man
> >
> > Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
>
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so true...........HITMAN
