Thread: A joke
05-09-2002, 01:54 AM #1
The old man sent me this today i got a kick out of it maybe you will too.
> > The Geography of a Woman
> > Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
> > half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around
> > the fertile deltas.
> > Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
> > Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially
> > with countries with cash or cars.
> > Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
> > relaxed and convinced of its own
> > beauty.
> > Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She
> > may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
> > desirable place to visit. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like
> > Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.
> > Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
> > Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
> > quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid
> > climate keeps people away.
> > Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With
> > a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
> > After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
> > is, but no one wants to go there.
> > The Geography of a Man
> > Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
05-09-2002, 03:20 AM #2
05-09-2002, 04:03 AM #3
Re: A jokeOriginally posted by Hitman
The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
05-09-2002, 07:44 AM #4
That's a good one.
05-09-2002, 08:03 AM #5
This is a response I got from one of the people I sent that joke to.
Hey you left out the range of 13-18.....completely unexplored.
Territory for your local priest.
05-09-2002, 08:09 AM #6
05-10-2002, 12:34 AM #7
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