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10-27-2005, 12:36 PM #1
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I went to make pottie...and I honestly HATE THIS! F**K
ya know...
I fukin swear to christ...
I absolutely hate it when your in the shitter that you prepped and flushed and masked off and worked on..... makin it just right, you shit down and push on the log and she curls out and plops in the toiley and your like ahhhh life is good...that didnt hurt..ahhh
yes..then you open your phone and start lookin at the pics of bitches and little porn movies you got on there and wanna jerk off but cant cause your having a shit at work...n shit.
and then ...someone walks in a shits down in the stall next to you.... just a fukin piss off.
and to make it worse...buddy doesnt even mask the toiley off, doesnt fuking wipe shit down ...flush a few times etc...just undoes his fukin pants shits down and all you hear is tinkle tinkle PPPFFFTTTTTTTTTT (sick farts..wet ones)
and AS IF I can sit in there beside this fukface who ruined my crap in silence listening to his fukin tinkle and spraying/painting of the bowl....
I swear to god...I get so mad...the one time I go to pass out a huge black log.....
FACK!!
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10-27-2005, 12:38 PM #2
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hmmm , you REALLY need to call Giantz11
throw some shit in a kleenex from above , like shit bombs
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10-27-2005, 12:40 PM #3
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FACK!!!!!!!!! I hate that for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next time lock that Gat Dam door
I'll call you later
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10-27-2005, 12:42 PM #4
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Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
I'll call you later
sounds good... I'll take my cell into the shitter.
call me....miss you.
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10-27-2005, 12:48 PM #5
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black log lmao!
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10-27-2005, 12:52 PM #6
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Originally Posted by Narkissos
you have a blue log....
mmm blue log.
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10-27-2005, 12:56 PM #7
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how the heII do you not mask the seat?? would you pull your pants down and rub cheeks with strange men??
the only thing worse is when that old man from the office next door comes in and cleans his dentures while in there....he'll take 45 minutes....i know i tried to wait him out one time
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10-27-2005, 01:14 PM #8
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10-27-2005, 01:18 PM #9
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how do u not clean the seat first - then put down about 3 layers of TP??? thats like letting a bunch of dudes piss all over your ass. freakin nasty. i put so much TP on the seat its like im sitting on a cushion. i hate toilets - i think they are disguisting and if it was up to me - id get rid of them and just shit outside and burry it.
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10-27-2005, 01:25 PM #10
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Originally Posted by Dally
ya know...
I fukin swear to christ...
I absolutely hate it when your in the shitter that you prepped and flushed and masked off and worked on..... makin it just right, you shit down and push on the log and she curls out and plops in the toiley and your like ahhhh life is good...that didnt hurt..ahhh
yes..then you open your phone and start lookin at the pics of bitches and little porn movies you got on there and wanna jerk off but cant cause your having a shit at work...n shit.
and then ...someone walks in a shits down in the stall next to you.... just a fukin piss off.
and to make it worse...buddy doesnt even mask the toiley off, doesnt fuking wipe shit down ...flush a few times etc...just undoes his fukin pants shits down and all you hear is tinkle tinkle PPPFFFTTTTTTTTTT (sick farts..wet ones)
and AS IF I can sit in there beside this fukface who ruined my crap in silence listening to his fukin tinkle and spraying/painting of the bowl....
I swear to god...I get so mad...the one time I go to pass out a huge black log.....
FACK!!
That log should have fell right out after last night!
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10-27-2005, 01:39 PM #11
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Originally Posted by THE CROW
LMFAO
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10-27-2005, 01:47 PM #12
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Originally Posted by THE CROW
why?...
all you did was suck and lick around the hole for few hours.....then passed out for some reason!
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10-27-2005, 01:49 PM #13
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I told you I wasnt showered...but you didnt care...you just had to try and suck it out....
ohh well....its out now.
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10-27-2005, 02:20 PM #14
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blue log...mmm
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10-27-2005, 02:27 PM #15
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Originally Posted by Narkissos
indeed!
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10-27-2005, 03:21 PM #16
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i hate public toilets, u neva know what sort of dirty stds n infections people have that use them, i have to put wads of tp on the seat, dont want no rectal warts now do i! Don't forget the good ol' wet toilet bowl echo farts, i swear toilets amplify the sound of a fart by like 10 times!
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10-27-2005, 04:42 PM #17
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haha. Damn for a second I thought I was reading my own story. Originally Posted by Dally
ya know...
I fukin swear to christ...
I absolutely hate it when your in the shitter that you prepped and flushed and masked off and worked on..... makin it just right, you shit down and push on the log and she curls out and plops in the toiley and your like ahhhh life is good...that didnt hurt..ahhh
yes..then you open your phone and start lookin at the pics of bitches and little porn movies you got on there and wanna jerk off but cant cause your having a shit at work...n shit.
and then ...someone walks in a shits down in the stall next to you.... just a fukin piss off.
and to make it worse...buddy doesnt even mask the toiley off, doesnt fuking wipe shit down ...flush a few times etc...just undoes his fukin pants shits down and all you hear is tinkle tinkle PPPFFFTTTTTTTTTT (sick farts..wet ones)
and AS IF I can sit in there beside this fukface who ruined my crap in silence listening to his fukin tinkle and spraying/painting of the bowl....
I swear to god...I get so mad...the one time I go to pass out a huge black log.....
FACK!!
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10-27-2005, 06:17 PM #18
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hahha i hate when my shit gets interrupted and im not in my own little place anymore. Whenever I hear the door open Im like FVCK!...then i just wait for them to leave until im at peace again
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10-28-2005, 01:35 AM #19
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now that sounds like a plan Originally Posted by IronFreakX
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10-29-2005, 12:27 AM #20
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Got to be the funniest post ive ever read!
Thanks dude! I needed that.
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10-29-2005, 08:18 AM #21
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and you know what REALLY shits me, out of 20 stalls, I ALWAYS go to the last one, and wet fart boy has to sit NEXT to mine, I know it's human nature to want to be near other people, but in the shitter?? seriously, it happens to me everytime.
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10-29-2005, 08:48 AM #22
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I always poo privately. That is not a moment for sharing with others, if you ask me. Plus, you seem unnaturally fixated on this poo thing. Please, Darling, do find yourself a hobby or something! Boredom is robbing you of your sanity!
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10-29-2005, 09:29 AM #23
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So you're telling me you've never pooed in public? Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
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10-29-2005, 03:36 PM #24
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Did anyone else find this completely ironic coming from a transsexual hooker? Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
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10-29-2005, 03:44 PM #25
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Sorry to be picky but that's not really irony. Originally Posted by scriptfactory
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10-29-2005, 06:31 PM #26
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lmao @ this thread
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10-30-2005, 12:19 AM #27
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Hmm, what is irony then. Originally Posted by NotSmall
i·ron·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-rnk) also i·ron·i·cal (-rn-kl)
adj.
Characterized by or constituting irony.
Given to the use of irony. See Synonyms at sarcastic.
Poignantly contrary to what was expected or intended: madness, an ironic fate for such a clear thinker.
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10-30-2005, 12:51 AM #28
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Ironic? In what way? What exactly is your definition of "ironic"? Originally Posted by scriptfactory
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10-30-2005, 01:01 AM #29
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"Poignantly contrary to what was expected or intended." I definitely didn't expect that from you. Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
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10-30-2005, 01:06 AM #30
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I honestly can't remember the last time. I always do that at home before I go out, if it needs doing. Originally Posted by Smak
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10-30-2005, 02:45 AM #31
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Scriptfactory - it would only be Poignantly contrary to what was expected or intended if being a transsexual hooker meant that that person was predisposed to a poo fixation, as far as I'm aware being fixated on poo is not necessarily a charactar trait of transsexual hookers.
Just because someone says something you do not expect does not make it ironic.
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10-30-2005, 03:15 AM #32
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I was making a joke about the anal sex (i.e. shit pushing) lifestyle of a person that is a transsexual hooker. If that ain't a poo fixation, I don't know what is! Originally Posted by NotSmall
It was a joke! Take it easy!
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10-30-2005, 03:27 AM #33
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It's too late I've worked myself up into a rage! Aaaaarrrrgghh! Originally Posted by scriptfactory
I was making a joke about the anal sex (i.e. shit pushing) lifestyle of a person that is a transsexual hooker. If that ain't a poo fixation, I don't know what is!
It was a joke! Take it easy!
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10-30-2005, 03:28 AM #34
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(Just kidding dude, it's all good.)
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10-31-2005, 02:03 AM #35
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Actually, the poo thing really puts a damper on the anal fun, at least for most of us. I try to be scupulously clean inside and out when I think I might end up receiving, and I HATE it when a trick wants me to top him, and he has a big log of poo up inside there. YUCK! That's when I REALLY earn my money, trying to stay up with all that disincentive stuff happening. All I can say is, "Thank GOD for condoms!" If my bare man-pleaser were to actually touch someone else's poop, I would probably not get hard for a week if I took a friggin kilogram of cialis! There is NOTHING erotic or fun or even remotely interesting about poo! I had a trick ask me to poop on his well never mind... it was the most disgusting suggestion I have ever heard, and I have heard some doozies.
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10-31-2005, 02:42 AM #36
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Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
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10-31-2005, 09:56 PM #37
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ewww dude. ****ing ewww
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10-31-2005, 10:08 PM #38
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There aren't even words to describe this thread
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just imagine how creative he could be with a meadow and a dairy cow
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11-02-2005, 09:26 PM #40
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