10 most frustrating things about halloween

**MuckDog** · 10-31-2005, 05:26 PM

10 - getting up 1000x to get the door

9 - not being able to drive around the block for fear of running over spongbob and elmo

8 - lame ass outfits - like a dirty shirt and a bandana and u are a bum? no candy for you kid

7 - 20 year olds still trying to come here for candy - next house asshole - none here

6 - bratty kids saying "thats it" when i give them a kitkat, bag of m&m's and some starbursts. dont come here next year asshole

5 - parents coming to the door with thier kids bags - yeah - sure its for your kids

4 - 10 oclock at night when the whole neighborhood is amped up from all the damn sugar

3 - getting rid of all the candy as quickly as possible so that i can tell my wife we are out and i can turn the light off and shut the damn door. yeah - the last batch of kids just got 3 handfuls each - i was their best friend

2 - having to tell each kid they have a great outfit even though it sucks

1 - by far the worst - being on a cutting diet and drooling over each piece of candy in this bag and not being able to have any of it. FACK!!!

**happysumo** · 10-31-2005, 05:34 PM

lol, I like it.
If you feel like having a good laugh, watch a kids face while they take a bite of the nice delicious carmal covered onion that you gave them

**basskiller** · 10-31-2005, 05:40 PM

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

**SHRED** · 10-31-2005, 05:41 PM

u should hand out soy sauce and duck sauce packets to bratty ones.

**MuckDog** · 10-31-2005, 05:42 PM

LOL on the choco covered onions and the duck sauce packets!

**needmorestrength** · 10-31-2005, 05:51 PM

3 - getting rid of all the candy as quickly as possible so that i can tell my wife we are out and i can turn the light off and shut the damn door. yeah - the last batch of kids just got 3 handfuls each - i was their best friend

**Smak** · 10-31-2005, 07:52 PM

Hey I live on a private drive. I don't have to worry about trick or treaters.

**xtinaunasty** · 10-31-2005, 08:45 PM

i have a welcome mat that says "PISS OFF"

haven't heard one knock tonight

**El Jugo Buen0** · 10-31-2005, 09:06 PM

how about worrying if the darn little kids are gonna shaving cream and egg the sh!t out of ur car!

**xtinaunasty** · 10-31-2005, 09:08 PM

nah...i live in an apt complex and i rent a garage. car is safe!

**steve0** · 10-31-2005, 09:37 PM

i had to deal with it my nephew was over he was the big dude off Incredibles yeah !!!

**ya_man** · 10-31-2005, 09:59 PM

#11. trying to study for a mid term while my dogs are barking, door bell is ringing, grandpa is shitting on the floor...

**TexasFitnessGirl** · 10-31-2005, 10:10 PM

I handed out pamplets on obesity with todays youth and what to do about it.

**El Jugo Buen0** · 10-31-2005, 10:14 PM

lol don't worry "ya man" i'm doing a huge paper for bio...school work on nights like this fvkin suck.

**Panzerfaust** · 11-01-2005, 12:19 AM

1-10 for me.

Is'nt America fat enough as it is? Jeebus!

Whats next "Happy Fat Ass Day"?

**MuckDog** · 11-01-2005, 01:13 AM

ya man - that ass in your avitar is amazing - anyone u know?

**Prime** · 11-01-2005, 06:31 AM

im in england and diddnt get 1 kid knock on my door last night. Youre in the wrong country!

**ya_man** · 11-01-2005, 02:45 PM

glad last night is over with...although i did manage to bomb my test pretty good....
in regards to the ass...nope...just one of the tightest ive ever seen, so why not look at it as much as possible right?