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11-01-2005, 06:40 PM #1
police officer quotes...
These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
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11-01-2005, 06:42 PM #2
I have had a cop tell me the 4th one before.
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11-01-2005, 06:45 PM #3"Rock" of Love ;)
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i hate cops
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11-01-2005, 06:47 PM #4
i stopped a black dood one evening, he was speeding, so was everyone else, but i stopped him bc of something else, nothing major, just something, and this is close to what the convo looked like
me. sir the reason i stopped you was because you were speeding
him. everyone one was speeding, you stopped me bc i was black
me.. no i stopped you bc you were speeding, i need your DL and proof of insur.
him.. everyone was going the same speed as me, why did you stop me..
me.. sir, have you ever been fishing...
him.. yes
me... did you catch them all at once
he stopped talkin and just sat there... it was great
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11-01-2005, 06:48 PM #5
i hate coppers too, there is a cop in my neighborhood and he pulled me over one day on my street!!! for going 35 in a 30 zone, only gave me a warning though,
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11-01-2005, 06:49 PM #6
so what youre saying is you stopped him cuz he was black?
j/k
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11-01-2005, 06:49 PM #7Originally Posted by decadbal
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11-01-2005, 06:50 PM #8"Rock" of Love ;)
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Originally Posted by decadbal
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11-01-2005, 06:52 PM #9Originally Posted by JDawg1536
LOLOL! Awsome, i think im gonna put that dvd in! hes so funny.
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