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    Names, What they REALLY mean.

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    MEN'S NAMES

    Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.

    Adam – a gay looking kinda bloke who likes to go to the gym

    Adrian - small todger, probably gay. Could be an actor in a soap

    Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.

    Alex - cute but a liar and a cheater.

    Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.

    Andrew -usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.

    Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.

    Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.

    Arnold - loser.

    Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.

    Ashley - wanker who's losing his hair.

    Barry - lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.

    Ben - kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.

    Bert - looks like he has been pulled a hedge backwards and chews with his mouth open.

    Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.

    Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.

    Brandon - good looking but uses girls.

    Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.

    Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.

    Brian - a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy.

    Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.

    Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.

    Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.

    Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.

    Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.

    Cameron - Australian, like Bruce.

    Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.

    Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.

    Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies.

    Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.

    Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.

    Christopher - soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and kisses like a washing machine.

    Christian - very sexy and seductive, full of his self.

    Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.

    Clive - very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.

    Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.

    Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.

    Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.

    Craig - the lights on but no ones at home.

    Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.

    Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.

    Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.

    Daniel - sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!

    Darren - charming, but sleeps with men.

    Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates.

    David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!

    Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.

    Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.

    Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.

    Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.

    Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.

    Don - dickhead.

    Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.

    Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up.

    Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.

    Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.

    Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.

    Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.

    Elliott - full of himself.

    Eric - shy.

    Ewan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.

    Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.

    Fred - sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.

    Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.

    Gary - dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share.

    Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.

    Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.

    George - barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like **** also a wanker.

    Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth.

    Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex.

    Graham - will screw anything.

    Grant - HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.

    Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.

    Harry – has back hair.

    Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.

    Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.

    Hayden - tries hard.

    Henry - has gay like movements frequently. likes to run every where. would screw welli boots.

    Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.

    Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!

    Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.

    Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.

    Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.

    Jamie - scum of the earth.

    James - built like a horse if you know what I mean. A real party animal.

    Jason - big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bull****.

    Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.

    Jeff - really ugly.

    Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.

    Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.

    Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.

    Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.

    Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.

    Joel - arse.

    John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.

    Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.

    Jon - countless two timer and bully.

    Jonathon - loud, sex mad and great with it - can be full of himself.

    Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.

    Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.

    Josh - full of himself, fun.

    Junior - hottie and totally good at football.

    Justin - aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.

    Judith - Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.

    Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.

    Kane - an absolute and compleat arsehole.

    Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis.

    Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.

    Keef – very gay looking. Like any kind of meat, especially black long big cocks. Likes the simpsons.

    Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.

    Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.

    Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips.

    Lance - Plays with his penis cos no one else will.

    Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.

    Laurie - short and funny looking.

    Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.

    Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.

    Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.

    Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.

    Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.

    Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.

    Luke - seems to be sweet. bit of a tosser though.

    Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

    Marc - an idiot, who can't spell. would do anything for sex.

    Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard.

    Matt - likes drink and is full of ****.

    Mathew - has less brains than a donkey does in one of it's hoofs. thinks constantly about porn.

    Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.

    Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.

    Mike - shag muffin.

    Mohammed - small penis.

    Morgan - the only thing that is big is his ego.

    Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.

    Nick - nice -can't get past the missionary position though.

    Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.

    Oliver - likes men but is in denial.

    Oscar - loser.

    Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.

    Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.

    Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

    Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

    Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

    Ray – hung like horse, great shag quality bloke.

    Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.

    Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big.

    Ricky - ugly ****head who everybody hates.

    Rikki - the ****ing greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy... no faults at all.

    Rob - constantly watches porn.

    Ron - spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his own arse.

    Roy - total loser and computer genius.

    Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.

    Russell - likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole.

    Ryan - tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.

    Sam - wannabe sex machine.

    Scott - has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.

    Sean - has small testicles and no friends.

    Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.

    Shane - not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now)

    Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.

    Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.

    Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks.

    Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.

    Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.

    Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.

    Ted - hairy, sensitive and a great shag.

    Teddy - great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.

    Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.

    Toby - best blow ever.

    Tom - extremely arrogant.

    Tommy - no-one can have brains and looks. he is FYNE! but there isnt much behind it.

    Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the arse

    Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.

    Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.

    Troy - cute and popular.

    Taylor - happy, laughing hyena.

    Warren - cool, homosexual guy.

    Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.

    Will - wishes he were popular.

    William - tall, dark and handsom. ie when it's dark, he is handsom and tall.

    Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.

    Zack - thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego.

    Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.



    WOMEN'S NAMES

    Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.

    Aimee - Likes to strut her stuff, though theres not much 2 do so. Likes to play with cheese.

    Aimz - Like italian breakfast bread rolls. hollow on the inside. would die to screw a lamar.

    Aisha - laughs like a demented dog, likes tic-tacs.

    Alexandra - Smart kick ass chic.

    Alison – bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.

    Amanda - IQ tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag though.

    Amberley – queen of ice, no friends with a nasty mean streak. More than likely a lesbian but nice teeth.

    Amy - devious, likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted.

    Aimz - limited intelligence.

    Andrea - small breasts, drinks pints.

    Angela - Vain, hairstyle more important than oxygen. Hangs around toilets.

    Anna - has eyes bigger than her stomach. but her waistline shows it.

    Annabelle - doesn't wear knickers.

    Annette - she's BIG.

    Anne - looks like a horse, can't drive.

    Anouska - shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.

    Beatie - she would rather jump out of a plane with out a parashoot than having to pick up a spider.

    Belinda - pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.

    Beryl - repressed alcoholic.

    Betty - makes simple tasks seem like brain surgery.

    Beverley - trapped in an eighties timewarp.

    Bianca - ginger.

    Bridgette - eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.

    Britney - falsely improved, no use to society.

    Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.

    Carina - looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.

    Carol - into everything you've only ever read about. Coin-operated.

    Caroline - into threesomes. Likes doggy style. Always up for it.

    Carly- the sexiest bitch in the world!!!!!!

    Carli - pretty but more mouth and flirting than action in the bedroom.

    Casey – painful lay, naïve but with a sense of humour, possibly once a man.

    Catherine - attracted to the older man, needs ironing.

    Claire - perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.

    Celine - emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.

    Charlotte - enjoys tea and cake, can sing the national anthem.

    Cheryl - can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. Has many ways with the boys - slapper

    Christina - hasn't got much of a life due to being a boring person. likes cammels.

    Christine - likes men in uniform, never warm.

    Claudia - highly annoying. finds it hard to keep friends.

    Daisy - virgin.

    Danni - should make nice threesome with sibling.

    Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.

    Dawn - gets up early, smells of chips.

    Deborah - bites the pillow, uses both hands.

    DeeDee - cannot understand why no one else masturbates in Ikea.

    Denise - sits on cat's eyes, wears too much make up.

    Diane - enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society.

    Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.

    Doris - purple haired, stinks of wee.

    Elaine - rides sidesaddle, drinks meths.

    Eleanor - centre of attention when she walks into a room,not always for the good. has the gift of gab.

    Elizabeth - born to perform, hates chickens.

    Ellie - far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.

    Emily - wears odd socks but that doesn't mean shes not cute!

    Emma - gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!

    Estelle - likes wombles, eats grass.

    Esther - plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.

    Faith - legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.

    Faye - wears wellies, can't swim.

    Felicity - she'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts

    Fiona - female mud wrestler, gives head.

    Frances - gives oral for a one pence peice. but loves to sow.

    Frankie - would make it as a farmer. people say she needs to shower more.

    Gail - farts a lot, drinks Guinness.

    Gayleen - big tall woman who talks ****e all day.

    Gaynor - lesbian.

    Gem - like an arm chair. comfotable, loved, odd.

    Gemma - practically perfect in everyway. Loved by everyone. Good listener and friend.

    Geraldine - too posh for her own good, likes flying.

    Gillian - dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.

    Gina - eternal mother, eats nappies.

    Glenda - eats children, hates smoking.

    Georgina - wants to be a man.

    Grace - blubs a lot, wees in the bath.

    Hannah - needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.

    Harriet - has a brain somewhere, will prob end up living on pizza.

    Hayley - lives on dads beers, is lazy bitch.

    Heather - shags like a freight train, a screamer.

    Helen - loves sleeping and alcohol and is work shy.

    Heidi - the hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.

    Hilary - frigid bitch. Thinks money grows on trees.

    Holly - prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.

    Ina - drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.

    Ingrid - right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.

    Jackie - heroin addict, sold her child.

    Janet - soft, warm and really cuddly. Good shag.

    Jane - enjoys wanking men (or women).

    Jasmine - smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.

    Jemma - does anal, wears too much eye make-up.

    Jennifer - huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.

    Jerrica - a bitch thinks she's good

    Jessica - virgin, always will be.

    Joanne - moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up!

    Joelle – don't cross her in a dark alley. Has a fixation with men called Dennis.

    Jodie - absolutely perfect in every way, every group of friends should have one!

    Joy - would make a good exotic dancer. men love her.

    Judith - big eyes, big tits.

    Judy - huge tits, married to an arse.

    Julia - innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes.

    Justine- massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.

    Julie - jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.

    Karen - too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.

    Katie - big feet, shags men over 50.

    Kate - talks complete bollocks all the time, scavenger.

    Katherine - is a follower. doomed to be successful but not compleatly happy.would fight for a tea cosy.

    Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.

    Kerry - perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.

    Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke and wears a wig.

    Kirsty - eats live moles, can't dance.

    Kylie - can't sing but who cares.

    Lana - hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.

    Lara - action packed, never seen naked.

    Laura - likes Max power magazine, can't drive.

    Lauren - pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.

    Leah - likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.

    Lena - eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.

    Leslie - likes bondage, hates men.

    Linda - perfect in every way - a complete sex goddess.

    Lindsay - likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.

    Lisa - will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.

    Livvy - pink, prim and perfect. people find this annoying.

    Liz - good looking, definately one to shag.

    Lorraine - constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies.

    Louisa - sensible head on her shoulders. collects socks.

    Louise - real babe, bright too, I'd drink her bath water.

    Lucy - strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. theif.

    Madeline - drives like a bloke, likes tractors.

    Maggie - trainspotter, likes plaid.

    Margaret - lovely mother, very generous.

    Maria - bangs like a barn door.

    Marie - life's slapper. Likes men to do DIY.

    Marina - no get up and go, rusty underwear.

    Marilyn - eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.

    Martina - ugly lesbian.

    Martine - can't act, can't sing, nice tits.

    Matilda - likes dancing, mainly the waltz.

    Mary - gets hurt easily.

    Meg - cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.

    Megan - loves nature, cares more for trees than people. radical and gets things done.

    Melanie - can hold two bar vacuum orally indefinitely.

    Melissa - eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.

    Meryl - dances like an ape, doesn't realise.

    Michaela - likes animals, should make a video with them.

    Michelle - wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.

    Marsha - big butt, small brain.

    Monica - doesn't swallow, should have.

    Naomi - wannabe diva, more of a diver.

    Nancy - white hair, remembers manners.

    Natalie - eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.

    Natasha - could use a face lift but is a sweet loyal friend

    Nell - hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.

    Nicola - slapper, alcoholic in denial.

    Nicole - girls hate her, men use her and dump her.

    Nikki - loved up, eats cucumbers.

    Nina - stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.

    Nisha - hs a deep interest in the YMCA. falls in love easily.

    Olga - you can park a bike in her arsecrack, excessive facial hair.

    Olivia - neutron bomb.

    Pamela - gives amazing head, made of plastic.

    Pat - forest forager, likes wild boar.

    Paula - transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.

    Penelope - pit stop queen, likes men to be stiff.

    Penny - burps like a man, lives in dungerees and gets told to shut up alot.

    Petra – the sweetest girl you are ever likely to meet.

    Phillippa - butt ugly lesbian.

    Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.

    Rachel – a complete lightweight….can’t drink to save her life

    Rebecca - hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.

    Rhia - alcoholic, goes after mingers.

    Rosie - can be prickly, good head-giver.

    Rula - she measures up well.

    Sacha - believes carrots make you see in the dark, likes crotcheless knickers & malteasers.

    Sadie - stand up if you're slim, please stand up.

    Sally - drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.

    Samantha - loves her brother, has four deformed children.

    Sandra - shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.

    Sarah - hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.

    Selina - doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.

    Sharon - shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.

    Shirley - can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.

    Sian - does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.

    Simone - used to be a shot putter from Cardiff.

    Sonya - dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a carrier.

    Sophie - brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.

    Stacey - likes crotchless jeans and arseless Speedo's.

    Steffi - closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.

    Steph - is a pretty, loved by her family and prince charming, has it all i.e spoilt daddy's princess.

    Stephanie - eats Muppets, wears Brogues.

    Sue - totally gorgeous!

    Tanya - hot minx, too short.

    Tara - upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.

    Tiffany - annoying and clingy. but makes up for it by being **** fit.

    Tash - lives about 10 seconds behind everyone in the world but makes up for it with her tits

    Tina - face like a smacked arse, should eat less.

    Tori - lives in a hedge, can't water ski.

    Tracy - easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.

    Tracey - lesbian.

    Ursula - likes puppies, in curry.

    Vic - Likes to go commando. dreams of futures with lots of leather and men in thongs.

    Victoria - too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.

    Vicky- likes Yoga and Men.Perfect in everyway. known to be very loud.

    Vikki - wears too much lipstick to taste food. runs after dumbarsed guys who don’t like her.

    Wendy - possibly a man.

    Zara - face like an elephant's backside. cant see her toes from breast enhancements.

    Zoe - talentless rock chick.

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    what site were you on

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    According to your list, my name means, "I have a huge pecker and I know how to use it too." Wow this shiznit is for real, nice work bro.
    Last edited by jerseyboy; 04-10-2005 at 08:08 AM.

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    Sean - has small testicles and no friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
    LOL

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    WOW... for me I would be ''shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers'' ...
    so true...

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    Messy... your name's Adam?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Messy... your name's Adam?
    No I think its Amir

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    funny post

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    Adam Ashley Amir it it...

    Hi Adam

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    Nah my names Aaron

    "Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantzen4k



    funny post
    Lemme be the first to congratulate you on getting to 3000 bro




    I'll be joining you there shortly

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    Nah my names Aaron

    "Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff."
    I call BS on the Hung part...unless you're Hung-solo



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    yes my name is not there

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    my name isnt on there........

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    Thats coz you two are losers.

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    I figured out 1vic's first name


    Lance



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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    I figured out 1vic's first name


    Lance



    "Lance - Plays with his penis cos no one else will."



    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by liltae86
    WOW... for me I would be ''shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers'' ...
    so true...
    I'm pretty sure about the "shags like a locomotive part" but I have no idea what "yo-yo knickers" is referrring to.

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    D@mn Messy you'll get shot by all the arnold fans on the board

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    Quote Originally Posted by liltae86
    WOW... for me I would be ''shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers'' ...
    so true...
    Nice

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    My name isn't on there, but I did stumble across this...

    Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines

    Owned!!

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    nailed it on the money with that

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    man there's only a few names that you can tell people's characteristics by:

    ted-white
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    jamichaelus- black
    sunfeather- FAG

    ps no fair i'm not short (altohugh i'm pretty horny that's f'sho').

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    My names not there...****

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    I guess I'm full of myself...LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    My name isn't on there, but I did stumble across this...

    Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines

    Owned!!
    My name has an 'e' in it...makes all the difference Jethro

    Corey... the 'e' changes the meaning completely

    Corey-- aXe's Daddy

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    no wonder i lways thought they were virgins

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    hey very nice on that one...that things for real

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    My name has an 'e' in it...makes all the difference Jethro

    Corey... the 'e' changes the meaning completely

    Corey-- aXe's Daddy
    Keep dreaming' cabana boy

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    all you gotta know is that mine has to do with me being good with the women... very nice list!!

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    hahahaha, some of those are dead on

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    my name isnt there

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    Most of those fit people I know perfectly. Now if only my wife fit that description...crothless jeans and arseless Speedos. lol

    Oh yeah, I'm a "shag muffin," whatever the hell that means.

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    man if you put my first an middle name togeter i becomea shy bastard who has serious disabilities and also takes it up the butt
    SWEET!

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    Swellin our wives have the same name!

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    Not me at all.. it should say:

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