11-02-2005, 12:08 PM #1
Alright, last night I am running this call ( I am an EMT ) it was pretty late in the evening and we come to this house where this chick is going crazy off of this Ecstacy shit. i mean just rubbing all her tits and cooch, and i finally convince her she needs to go to the hospital because she is burning up and her vital signs were jacked! but as we are in the Ambulance en-route to the hospital she is grabbing me and rubbing me and trying to grab my shit.... there was an officer with me..... but i never seen a girl act like this have any of you? or am i just out of the loop?..
just thought i would share that..
11-02-2005, 12:09 PM #2
my girlfriend does that shit to me every night.
11-02-2005, 12:13 PM #3
I mean my girlfriend also does this to me, but this chick was FU**ed.. any ol joe could have took this chick to bed... with little to no effort..
11-02-2005, 12:13 PM #4Originally Posted by Lavinco
11-02-2005, 12:15 PM #5
does she now! LOL that means you can help with the FU**ing bills she brings me.
SH** ain't free, you know
11-02-2005, 12:17 PM #6
ex does amazing things/very bad things/things u might regret. it does make u horny as hell, but dam thats ****ing funny...
11-02-2005, 12:18 PM #7AR Hall of Fame
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I gotta be an EMT!
11-02-2005, 12:19 PM #8Originally Posted by booz
11-02-2005, 12:21 PM #9
I couldn't do anything even if i wanted to because i had an law enforcement officer with me, to save my a** if she came around and said i tried some sh** with her..
Gotta protect my a**! It's good being an EMT but it is rare to get a call like that...very rare
11-02-2005, 12:23 PM #10
did you ask her if she had any X left? share the love!
11-02-2005, 12:23 PM #11
Note To Self: Become an EMT...
Serioulsly the best way to handle a chick like that is to call me and I will make sure she gets the treatment she needs.
11-02-2005, 12:23 PM #12AR Hall of Fame
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I know, I was kiddin'.
I think the LEO would have hit it too, if you let him go first!
If it was a female LEO, threesome time!
11-02-2005, 12:24 PM #13Originally Posted by Lavinco
11-02-2005, 12:25 PM #14
Damn didn't think of that, should have had the LEO hit it first...LOL
11-02-2005, 12:31 PM #15
good thing you didnt bang er...you woulda had my sloppy seconds.
note to self....only use 2 pills in they're drink, 3 is a waste of money as you coulda gotten it just the same.
11-02-2005, 12:36 PM #16Originally Posted by Dally
11-02-2005, 12:40 PM #17Originally Posted by booz
11-02-2005, 12:55 PM #18
man, i would have knocked out the cop with some NOS or something. then let her touch me and suck me! wow, that would have been my job on the line right there! naw, i would have done the same thing, backed off. if she grabbed me here and there, that would have been ok! as long as i could justify that i couldnt help it!
11-02-2005, 01:12 PM #19
yeah that's standard shit. I've seen much more exotic things on x trust me. I wouldn't be too concerned about it.
11-02-2005, 01:16 PM #20
wow, thats standard? i gotta get out more!
11-02-2005, 01:37 PM #21
yeah it's very common with X. But you don't want to hang around those people...they're pretty lame.
11-02-2005, 01:40 PM #22Originally Posted by symatech
I AM NOT LAME.....trust me.
again..for the record. I AM NOT A LAMO.
call me NOW ...lets fukin bang!!
11-02-2005, 01:41 PM #23
except roidattack...he has the herpes.
11-02-2005, 01:49 PM #24
from the hefer in his avatar!
11-02-2005, 02:14 PM #25Originally Posted by legobricks
that means she would be cheating on you!!!....your ok with a cheating wife?
ok...send er over.
11-02-2005, 02:18 PM #26
alright partner, saddle up!
11-02-2005, 02:19 PM #27Originally Posted by Dally
11-02-2005, 02:25 PM #28Originally Posted by roidattack
I gave them to him....and well, he raped you, it had to have been him...
OR no, maybe it was legobricks.....he sucked off some homeless tranny gypsies carnies......you know them carnies!! goin from town to town with no money for profalaticalities/rubbers and when you sucked him off you had the mouth herpe and sucked off your dog who fuked your mom...and ohhh gawd this is so confusing!!!
who knows .... you have the herp...dont call me.
(love ya ya rotten bugger)
11-02-2005, 02:34 PM #29
haha, thanx dally!
you dirty whore son-of-a-bitch!
by the way. i gave them to you then you gave them to roids dad. then roids dad raped him and now he's gottem. so were al dirty in our little dirty cirlcle.
11-02-2005, 02:36 PM #30Originally Posted by legobricks
11-02-2005, 02:43 PM #31
I've never taken it b/c I'm not into burning large voids in my cerebrum (which is what X does) but I have ****ed a few girls on X and it definitely turns them up a notch or two.
11-02-2005, 02:44 PM #32
IIIIIIIIIIII'veeeee been poppin XTC, drinkin hennessey, is a naked chick next to me?
11-02-2005, 02:47 PM #33
Im gotta start dishin out X to all the hot girls...damn
11-02-2005, 03:15 PM #34
Ahhhhhhhhhh the joys of X.......... man those were the days
11-02-2005, 03:36 PM #35Anabolic Member
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11-02-2005, 03:41 PM #36Originally Posted by Dally
11-02-2005, 04:26 PM #37Anabolic Member
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Should have shocked that bitch with some paddles! lol
Maye one paddle for each tit. now THATS juice
11-02-2005, 05:52 PM #38
look at all the spurting date rapists... interesting
11-02-2005, 06:28 PM #39
Hell yeah that's normal. Think of it like steroids . If you're an ass-hole normally and you take steroids you become a complete ass-hole. Now take X. If you're really sexually active and you take X you become a slut. Not trying to be mean, but that's how it is. That girl is probably an easy lay to start. Now throw some "Rolls" in and she's good to go in 1 hour with the first guy she finds attractive. The stuff is amazing with the right woman. I will do it again with that special someone!
11-02-2005, 08:28 PM #40
nothings better than a chick foked up on x. good times.
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