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    So im at the gym....

    and Im doing pullups (3 sets weighted, 3 without weight). I am done with my 3rd set, and I am going to put back that belt strap thing that you wear for dips and pullups, and it goes with all the other shit about 30 feet away. So I put my towel on the bar, and walk over to put it away. Then when I turn around and start walking back, some old dude, about 60, jumps off the treadmill and literally sprints to the pullup bar. He gets on it and is just hanging. So I stand real close and look up to him and say, "almost done there?". He says oh yeah sorry, and goes back to the treadmill. WTF? There were maybe 10 people in the gym at the time, and more than one pullup bar.

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    he thinks your cute.. he likes little guys with big boxing gloves

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    he thinks your cute.. he likes little guys with big boxing gloves
    maybe so, but i talked to the hot chick that works out like a friggin maniac, and some other chick started talking to me later on. i guess it all evens out in the end. if i gotta let grandpa get his jollys by hanging on the bar i just sweated on, then so be it.

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    I know what you mean. Just let the old man do his single set. You'll live.

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    admit it, you enjoyed seeing the loose skin and his balls hanging out of his shorts

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    There were maybe 10 people in the gym at the time, and more than one pullup bar.
    just like theres more than 1 place to do your barbell curls

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    WTF, Why do you even think about shit like that?...Nasty!!

    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    admit it, you enjoyed seeing the loose skin and his balls hanging out of his shorts


    Yo JDawg, if you talked to ugly chics, would that make you a homo?

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    JDAWG likes old man ball bags. Nasty!!

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    i have a natural gift for it.. ugly chicks dont make u gay... but one with a mustache..italion...jew... ya.. that makes u gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffader


    Yo JDawg, if you talked to ugly chics, would that make you a homo?
    i wouldnt know, never talked to one

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    admit it, you enjoyed seeing the loose skin and his balls hanging out of his shorts
    LMFAO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfyEVH
    just like theres more than 1 place to do your barbell curls
    at my gym we have two squat racks and 2 benches, ive only ever seen one other person squat, and that was like a year ago. i think im alright.

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    Never say never ball lover..


    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    i wouldnt know, never talked to one

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    doesnt happen in my gym...id say 90-95% of the time, im the ONLY person lifting, and maybe 1 of 3 in the whole gym that doesnt work there. kinda cool being the biggest and strongest in the whole gym..

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    he thinks your cute.. he likes little guys with big boxing gloves

    i was going to agree with this.. but decabal said it so i don't agree..

    he needed to stretch and was so blind he only saw that one..
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    Maybe you inspired him to try a pull-up.

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    old guy = blownsc

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    is this the most exciting thing u have to share with us who gives a shite

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    You liked it dont lie..thats why you stood so close behind him

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    It seems that every day one of our brothers in iron has to go through an ordeal such as this, only 2 days ago I had a 17 second wait for the water fountain so I'm like "Hey buddy, did you see how much weight I just curled, (on the squat rack) water's for the big boys!" And I caved his head in with a 50lb dumbell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tod682
    is this the most exciting thing u have to share with us who gives a shite
    then dont spend the time to respnd to it, dickfvck

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    You liked it dont lie..thats why you stood so close behind him
    LMFAO but i agree with chest6. When you were standing behind him did you get a strange feeling in your peepee.... that means you were getting excited, go for it bro.. don't let these guys on here bash you because you are gay, stand up for yourself. look at dally he's proud

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    this is a good thread!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    maybe he wanted to feel the heat from your eyes on his ass. your not only a ball lover but a wrinkly man butt lover. don't be shy... we know the truth

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    Ya. I killed a guy at the gym last night. He was doing squats with 405 and I shoved him over.

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    bunch of funny guys in here huh, if i was looking up at him and talking to him, it wouldnt really makes sense that i was behind him would it? all of you need to stop living out you're gay erotic fantasies through me.

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    Dont sweat it. There is some creepy armenian guy who keeps STARING at me the entire time im working out. I know I'm a sexy b1tch, i can't help that... but he needs to stop STARING. I was in the sauna with some buddies, and the guy comes in, and sits next to me, and then he stats talkin to me... So im like "huh, oh.. blah" and then gestures and touches my arm.... queer.. So I tand up and leave the sauna and hop in the jacuzi thing.... and 3 minutes later he comes out, and gets in next to me, so i get out and do a quick rinse in the shower, get changes, and boned out. Creepy fuker.... I saw him there just recently... This was at 24 hour fitness..

    but lately i've been going to powerhouse, because i seem to lift happier there. Last night i benched more than the big buff guys next to me at powerhouse So yeah.. its all about environment and not having old armenian guys touching you. Then you lift better

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    all of you need to stop living out you're gay erotic fantasies through me.
    I just cant help myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnaX
    Dont sweat it. There is some creepy armenian guy who keeps STARING at me the entire time im working out. I know I'm a sexy b1tch, i can't help that... but he needs to stop STARING. I was in the sauna with some buddies, and the guy comes in, and sits next to me, and then he stats talkin to me... So im like "huh, oh.. blah" and then gestures and touches my arm.... queer.. So I tand up and leave the sauna and hop in the jacuzi thing.... and 3 minutes later he comes out, and gets in next to me, so i get out and do a quick rinse in the shower, get changes, and boned out. Creepy fuker.... I saw him there just recently... This was at 24 hour fitness..

    but lately i've been going to powerhouse, because i seem to lift happier there. Last night i benched more than the big buff guys next to me at powerhouse So yeah.. its all about environment and not having old armenian guys touching you. Then you lift better
    snax your profile looks like one you would see on a singles site.

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    Does it? Ill have to read what i put. I like to type some bullsh1t now and then. Didn't even know i made one.... hehe i wanna see it now ill brb

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    Yep it sure is! I bet it was cause i was prolly thinkin, "damn punchrf needs a REAL man. I'll write my profile just for him." I R curious as to how many people read it... bunch of homos readin my profile.. jk whatever floats your boatseseses

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    U should have dropped his pants whicle he was hanging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnaX
    Dont sweat it. There is some creepy armenian guy who keeps STARING at me the entire time im working out. I know I'm a sexy b1tch, i can't help that... but he needs to stop STARING. I was in the sauna with some buddies, and the guy comes in, and sits next to me, and then he stats talkin to me... So im like "huh, oh.. blah" and then gestures and touches my arm.... queer.. So I tand up and leave the sauna and hop in the jacuzi thing.... and 3 minutes later he comes out, and gets in next to me, so i get out and do a quick rinse in the shower, get changes, and boned out. Creepy fuker.... I saw him there just recently... This was at 24 hour fitness..

    but lately i've been going to powerhouse, because i seem to lift happier there. Last night i benched more than the big buff guys next to me at powerhouse So yeah.. its all about environment and not having old armenian guys touching you. Then you lift better
    Im armenian. How do you know he is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 87GrandNational
    Im armenian. How do you know he is?
    because he's had a year and a half to research it. this thread is old!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    i wouldnt know, never talked to one
    maybe you have no taste and that is why none of them are ugly? Or maybe you are indifferent to women becasue you enjoy seeing the loose skin and his balls hanging out of his shorts?



    see thats not even funny now. It's been 2 years. why post here? did u search armenian becasue you are armenian? lame, super lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    JDAWG likes old man ball bags. Nasty!!

    rofl....welcome to the 4th grade...


    but jdawg...do you really like old man ball bags? i'm not saying you do, thats just what i heard...

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