Best Michael Jackson joke

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11-02-2005, 08:30 PM
happysumo

Best Michael Jackson joke

Post your best Michael Jackson joke here.

What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?
Little boys pants are half-off!
11-02-2005, 08:32 PM
panasonicbike

lets have a jack-off everyone post their best michael jackson jokes.
How do you know when it is bedtime at neverland ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
11-02-2005, 08:35 PM
pump_hungry

Here's a good one.
what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?
neil armstrong, walked on the moon
michael jackson has sex with little boys.
11-02-2005, 08:38 PM
spywizard

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ummmmmmmmmmmm

he is the joke..
11-02-2005, 08:39 PM
happysumo

Quote:

Originally Posted by spywizard

ummmmmmmmmmmm

he is the joke..

Wow, he is looking good, no wonder why all the kiddies want him

:aaGreen22 :aaGreen22
Nice Pic
11-02-2005, 08:40 PM
gaa9679572

Here is one to put you in the holiday mood:

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?

Thay both leave little boy's rooms with empty sacks!!! OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO GOOD...
11-02-2005, 08:41 PM
cb25

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson???

Acne waits until a boy has reached puberty to come on his face.
11-02-2005, 08:42 PM
mister.fantastic

Whats the difference between a plastic bag and Michael Jackson???

One is plastic and dangerous to kids, the other one carries your groceries!
11-02-2005, 08:43 PM
mister.fantastic

Quote:

Originally Posted by cb25

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson???

Acne waits until a boy has reached puberty to come on his face.

DAMN!!! We may have a winner!!!
11-02-2005, 08:58 PM
solid-d

A woman was suntanning at the Beach.. She looks up and sees M Jackson standing right over her.. She says.. "Micheal, can you move, your in my 'son' "
11-02-2005, 10:17 PM
Red Ketchup

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Ahhh another MJ thread!

I think this one speaks for itself!

http://67.18.108.244/attachment.php?...id=57993&stc=1

Red
11-03-2005, 12:04 AM
SprinterOne

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both have 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
11-03-2005, 12:47 AM
mister.fantastic

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaa9679572

Here is one to put you in the holiday mood:

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?

Thay both leave little boy's rooms with empty sacks!!! OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO GOOD...

bwaaaaahahahahaaah!!!
11-03-2005, 12:49 AM
Myka

On a scale from 1-10 How old is Micheals new boyfriend?
11-03-2005, 01:01 AM
CockedDiesel36

Dont know if this was used,, but oh well..................What do michael jackson and caviar have in commom? ,, they both come on little white crackers........thats bad sorry hahahaha
11-03-2005, 01:09 AM
Myka

Quote:

Originally Posted by CockedDiesel36

Dont know if this was used,, but oh well..................What do michael jackson and caviar have in commom? ,, they both come on little white crackers........thats bad sorry hahahaha

Yeah thats a good one.

That episode of south park with the steroids is seriously the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. Especially when the retard starts hitting his gf.hahhahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahha. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :owned:
11-03-2005, 01:29 AM
Go Canucks Go

has anyone seen the insult comic dog at the jackson trial, funniest thing I have ever seen. Period.
11-03-2005, 02:02 AM
SnaX

Michael Jackson Update!!!!! He just died!

Michael Jackson JUST DIED! Im going to get more info!
11-03-2005, 04:20 AM
Chemical King

How can you tell if Micheal Jackson is throwing a party ?

You check for the prams on the driveway!!!!!!!!
11-03-2005, 12:47 PM
soo2bhuge

What did the mom say to Michael Jackson at the beach???

Get out of my sun!!!

I WIN!!!
11-03-2005, 12:49 PM
dprayvd

What does Michael Jackson like about twentyeight year olds?

There's twenty of them.
11-03-2005, 01:04 PM
solid-d

Ok, not a michael Jackson joke, but in the same boat....
PS- Its a bad one..

How do you make a 8 year old girl cry twice???

Wipe your bloody d*ck on her teddy bear
11-03-2005, 01:25 PM
CRUISECONTROL

Quote:

Originally Posted by CockedDiesel36

Dont know if this was used,, but oh well..................What do michael jackson and caviar have in commom? ,, they both come on little white crackers........thats bad sorry hahahaha

That is the one I was going to post
11-03-2005, 01:39 PM
Red Ketchup

Quote:

Originally Posted by solid-d

Ok, not a michael Jackson joke, but in the same boat....
PS- Its a bad one..
How do you make a 8 year old girl cry twice???
Wipe your bloody d*ck on her teddy bear

I actually found a an MJ version on that one:

Q: How did Michael Jackson make an 8 year old boy cry twice?
A: He wiped the shit off his dick on his teddy bear!!!

Red
11-03-2005, 01:52 PM
Dally

this was hilarious.

http://www.rainbowanimations.com/ani...=jackinterview
11-03-2005, 01:58 PM
Bigen12

http://www.whoomp.com/articles/108/1...-Jackson-Trial
11-03-2005, 02:40 PM
SwoleCat

Quote:

Originally Posted by pump_hungry

Here's a good one.
what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?
neil armstrong, walked on the moon
michael jackson has sex with little boys.

:lol:

~SC~
11-03-2005, 03:29 PM
SnaX

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnaX

Michael Jackson JUST DIED! Im going to get more info!

The cause was food poisoning.
He had too many 5 year old weeners.
11-04-2005, 05:35 PM
USfighterFC

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnaX

The cause was food poisoning.
He had too many 5 year old weeners.

LMAO............witty
11-04-2005, 06:01 PM
happysumo

Why does Michael Jackson like 29 year olds??

Cause there is Twenty of them
11-04-2005, 07:36 PM
FeldMarshellPotter

What do MJ and Peter Pan have in common?

They both live in Neverland and scare young children with tales of Dr. Hook
11-04-2005, 07:37 PM
FeldMarshellPotter

hahahahahahaha....yeah, it's lame....
11-04-2005, 10:27 PM
FeldMarshellPotter

Dr. Hook = penis

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