Ok, whats a good way to avoid Thanksgiving with the new chick?

[AnabolicBoy1981]

I hate that gay crap. Goin over to a chicks house and meeting all her people. trying to act like an upstanding individual in front of all these fvcks, when all i really want is some ass.

So whats a good excuse?I'm gonna try "OH shucks, i cant come to your place for thanksgiving cuz I have to go 3hours up to my grandmothers house for it this year. And i would bring you, its just i have a HUGE family and we usually dont bring significant others until were engaged and stuff so.."

whatcha think. sound good?

[SwoleCat]

Just go w/her, and when you are there and she asks you if you would like a plate, just say, "Yeah, make me a plate of ass please!!"



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[Evil Predator]

Have some balls and tell her whats up...

[copenhagen]

i wouldn't really say the thing about bringing significant others until were engaged. she might get the wrong impression and deny the ass. just tell her your staying up there and her schedule might conflict with that. good luck bro.

[SwoleCat]

she might get the wrong impression and deny the ass.

Yes, you MUST prioritize!!

Keep the concept of the ass intact at all times.

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[AnabolicBoy1981]

Just go w/her, and when you are there and she asks you if you would like a plate, just say, "Yeah, make me a plate of ass please!!"



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Okay Swole, im gonna try your approach, but im holding your personaly responsible is she dumps turkey gravy all over my good sweater.lol

[SwoleCat]

Okay Swole, im gonna try your approach, but im holding your personaly responsible is she dumps turkey gravy all over my good sweater.lol

Then wear an old one!

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[SwoleCat]

Actually, just get it across that you have to go w/your familia and such and do your Turkey Day thing. Tell her you'll make her a special plate and bring it to her, so you and her can have your "own" celebration. Hopefully she'll like that idea, offer to bring a plate from her shindig, and then you have the makings for something cool. Alcoholic beverage of choice is good, location is key, etc. I'm sure you can handle all of that stuff.

Go get it!

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[Booz]

DUMP HER!!then you aint gotta worry anymore!!!

[SwoleCat]

That's a very effective strategy as well!



Or, tell her you have this religion where you have to have sex first before you meet ANY of her family, and if she can't accept you for who you are, then there is not a lot to say about her!

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[Booz]

That's a very effective strategy as well!



Or, tell her you have this religion where you have to have sex first before you meet ANY of her family, and if she can't accept you for who you are, then there is not a lot to say about her!

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that sounds better!if that fails then dump her ass!!

[Haro3]

I've been with mine 3 yeras and still havent gone to thanksgiving at her house . My excuse is easy, "my dad is a family person if im not at mine he'll disown me" works for me

[AnabolicBoy1981]

Actually, just get it across that you have to go w/your familia and such and do your Turkey Day thing. Tell her you'll make her a special plate and bring it to her, so you and her can have your "own" celebration. Hopefully she'll like that idea, offer to bring a plate from her shindig, and then you have the makings for something cool. Alcoholic beverage of choice is good, location is key, etc. I'm sure you can handle all of that stuff.

Go get it!

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pretty smart. That might even make her feel "special".

[needmorestrength]

Just go w/her, and when you are there and she asks you if you would like a plate, just say, "Yeah, make me a plate of ass please!!"



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LMAO

[steve0]

if you go you'll prolly get some ass, dude what the big deal besides you getting free food bruh..

[TexasFitnessGirl]

That's a very effective strategy as well!



Or, tell her you have this religion where you have to have sex first before you meet ANY of her family, and if she can't accept you for who you are, then there is not a lot to say about her!

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Shame on you Swole, I am very surprised at you giving this kind of advice!

PS. Thats is funny shit! Think that will work for me to be able skip the whole date thing?

[Red Ketchup]

I saved a whole bunch of money by switching to Geico!

[Puffader]

WTF, just go man! This is your womans family. I don't understand your logic. Yeah, maybe it's uncomfortable at first but "Get over it". We all have to do it and maybe..just maybe.....you'll have fun and meet who brought your woman into this world..

[Haro3]

or maybe youll meet her even hotter cousin

[chest6]

I saved a whole bunch of money by switching to Geico!

bbwaahahahahha

[TexasFitnessGirl]

WTF, just go man! This is your womans family. I don't understand your logic. Yeah, maybe it's uncomfortable at first but "Get over it". We all have to do it and maybe..just maybe.....you'll have fun and meet who brought your woman into this world..

Great Answer.

[Puffader]

Thanks!

Great Answer.

[TexasFitnessGirl]

Stop it!

[SwoleCat]

Tell her you want to stuff a turkey.

She plays the turkey, you play the "stuffing".



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[Puffader]

Your killing me. You should have been a comedian..!

Tell her you want to stuff a turkey.

She plays the turkey, you play the "stuffing".



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