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    Today's my birthday and I realized something

    I AM getting old! Example: On my 19th birthday I was seeing 3 girls at the time and my goal for the day was to bang all three of them during that 24 hour period (which I accomplished). Today, I'll probably go up in the Cessna for a little bit and then get together with friends tonight, but I have this urge to go out and buy a Viper. Is this a premature mid-life crisis?! Someone help! Oh well, at least I'm getting better-looking every year

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    happy birthday

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    happy birthday bro. You know what you got to do to recapture your lost youth? You need to set that 3 girl target again bro. It aint gonna be easy. Be good for a laugh if nothing else

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chemical King
    happy birthday bro. You know what you got to do to recapture your lost youth? You need to set that 3 girl target again bro. It aint gonna be easy. Be good for a laugh if nothing else
    Well, I've got a gf now, so none of that, but 9 months ago beofre I met her I had quite the roster going and I banged three girls over a 4 day period. I felt kinda dirty about it. It wasn't cool at all. That's what I mean--this MATURITY thing SUX!

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    Happy Birthday... I love Vipers so don't ask my opinion because I'll tell you to go for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerzey
    Happy Birthday... I love Vipers so don't ask my opinion because I'll tell you to go for it
    Thanks. I've always been a car nut, but I just thought the Viper was a little over the top, but every time I see an older guy driving one I think "Pathetic, mid-life crisis". Well then if it's a young guy's car, I might as well get one while I'm a young guy. I'm leaning towards it right now.

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    don't lie, that third girl was your buddy John... but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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    Happy Birthday brutha....get the Viper and pulling the 3 girls again shouldn't be an issue. How old are you now? Quarter-life crisis maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    Happy Birthday brutha....get the Viper and pulling the 3 girls again shouldn't be an issue. How old are you now? Quarter-life crisis maybe?
    Exactly. I'm 31 today. Don't get me wrong, I know that's not OLD by any means. It's not the issue of doing that stuff. I guess I'm feeling this internal conflict between the 19 year old frat boy and the 31 year old doctor/investor and I feel like the frat boy gets a little quieter every year. Like I said, MATURING is a bitch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    don't lie, that third girl was your buddy John... but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
    You can be my 4th today, big boy!

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    happy bday man..being up this early in the morning sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    happy bday man..being up this early in the morning sucks

    This early????


    I've already been up for 3 1/2 hours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    This early????


    I've already been up for 3 1/2 hours?
    its 750am here..i have been up since 3am..haha i slept from 10pm to 3am and im wide awake

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    happy bday man..being up this early in the morning sucks
    I've got two alarm clocks set at 7AM everyday. . . an English bulldog and a victorian bulldog.

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    Happy birthday, go buy yourself a viper for pete's sake. You're a dentist. You deserve it for all that hard work you put in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    I've got two alarm clocks set at 7AM everyday. . . an English bulldog and a victorian bulldog.
    i love dogs..my gfs damn cat wakes me up every 30 mins

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    Happy B-day....go out and get that viper....!!!!!!

    You never have to justify wanting speed.....on my 30th...bought myself a ZX 636.

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    happy birthday bro

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    Im tinkin about a viper meself.


    I just saw a nice GTS nassau blue one today with the white stripes and chrome 18's.

    thing just looked sick


    what about a vette? i attached my pig..about 10gs in it.

    fukin new ones are 3/'4's the price and just as hard.

    well, new vipers are fukin ill actually... what year you thinkin about?

    happy birthday too ... its mine on the 4.....fuk.
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    haha my dogs would have taken off they get too hyper i gota have them on a leash at all time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    Im tinkin about a viper meself.


    I just saw a nice GTS nassau blue one today with the white stripes and chrome 18's.

    thing just looked sick


    what about a vette? i attached my pig..about 10gs in it.

    fukin new ones are 3/'4's the price and just as hard.

    well, new vipers are fukin ill actually... what year you thinkin about?

    happy birthday too ... its mine on the 4.....fuk.
    Well, Dally..let me be the first to wish you all the best on your day!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    Well, Dally..let me be the first to wish you all the best on your day!!!!

    yep .... that you are and thank you very much.



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    happy b-day my guy! i totally feel ur pain on the maturity level. i got reminded the other day that i will be 30 next jan. and i didnt like it one bit. im stilling pulling these two chiks ALL THE TIME but nowadays my self-concious killz me.. damn maturity crap!
    i hope u have a nice smooth day today and GET THE VIPER BRO!

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    Update:Test drove the viper and am definitely going to get one, but not a new one. I just like the looks of the old body style and the 99 was the last year of forged pistons so I'm getting a 99 convertible (rt/10). In other news, my gf gave me the NICEST watch. I already have acouple Rolex's, but she got me a Mont Blanc Meisteurstuck Chrono Sport All Steel with a black face, one of the prettiest watches I've ever seen. Great Bday so far, we'll see how tonight goes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    Happy B-day....go out and get that viper....!!!!!!

    You never have to justify wanting speed.....on my 30th...bought myself a ZX 636.

    Nice choice.

    For my 20th, I bought an RC51. For my 24th I bought a Hemi Magnum (right after I finished my double masters), and a few days ago I ordered a 06 gsxr1k

    Get the viper man, you wont regret it

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    Happy Bday!
    Enjoy your new car!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Predator
    Nice choice.

    For my 20th, I bought an RC51. For my 24th I bought a Hemi Magnum (right after I finished my double masters), and a few days ago I ordered a 06 gsxr1k

    Get the viper man, you wont regret it
    I just sold my CBR last weekend What a sad day, but I never rode it so it didn't make sense to keep it. I can't wait to get the viper. I got chills yesterday when it started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    I just sold my CBR last weekend What a sad day, but I never rode it so it didn't make sense to keep it. I can't wait to get the viper. I got chills yesterday when it started.

    I love cars but I can't wait to get another bike

    Good luck with the Viper, you better post pics.... what color you looking for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    I AM getting old! Example: On my 19th birthday I was seeing 3 girls at the time and my goal for the day was to bang all three of them during that 24 hour period (which I accomplished). Today, I'll probably go up in the Cessna for a little bit and then get together with friends tonight, but I have this urge to go out and buy a Viper. Is this a premature mid-life crisis?! Someone help! Oh well, at least I'm getting better-looking every year
    You're not getting older, you're becoming more refined. My birthday is coming up. Let's see how many people remember.

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    happy birthday Bro and have fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    You're not getting older, you're becoming more refined. My birthday is coming up. Let's see how many people remember.
    Don't test 'em, just start announcing it 1 week prior like I did so you GUILT them into gifts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerzey
    I love cars but I can't wait to get another bike

    Good luck with the Viper, you better post pics.... what color you looking for?
    That's the wierd thing with the viper, color selection changes almost every year so I'd rather focus on one year and then go for the color. It's such an obnoxious car, I'm thinking yellow w/ black stripes to make it REALLY obscene!

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    happy birthday bro! i had a great year when i was 31. for some reason, it was one of the best years of my life. good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    Update:Test drove the viper and am definitely going to get one, but not a new one. I just like the looks of the old body style and the 99 was the last year of forged pistons so I'm getting a 99 convertible (rt/10). In other news, my gf gave me the NICEST watch. I already have acouple Rolex's, but she got me a Mont Blanc Meisteurstuck Chrono Sport All Steel with a black face, one of the prettiest watches I've ever seen. Great Bday so far, we'll see how tonight goes!
    ...can I be you for a day? there's nothing wrong with stickin to one girl. I'm 18 and I've had my gf for 3 years and there's nothing like having a beautiful girl who truly cares about you - and a viper, and rolexes, and private jets.... happy birthday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    ...can I be you for a day? there's nothing wrong with stickin to one girl. I'm 18 and I've had my gf for 3 years and there's nothing like having a beautiful girl who truly cares about you - and a viper, and rolexes, and private jets.... happy birthday
    Well, my friend, I've got a few years on you and I admire your loyalty for the past 3 years, but for Christ's sake-->GO GET SOME VARIETY! Kidding, if you're happy that's great.

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    happy birhday hey if you can by a viper even your done pretty damn good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    happy birhday hey if you can by a viper even your done pretty damn good.
    Yeah, lucky there. $ is not an issue now, but I worked my tush off.

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    Happy B-day

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    Yeah, lucky there. $ is not an issue now, but I worked my tush off.

    Well then it sounds like you got your shite together so rock on.

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